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Welcome to the Matrix

Two and a Half Men

Welcome to the Matrix. - So Jill is...- Yep. - And you and Jill used to...- Every chance...

Two and a Half Men • S01E18 • 2003

Welcome to the Matrix. - So Jill is...- Yep. - And you and Jill used to...- Every chance we got. - And Mom is...- At this very moment. Holy mother of God! What are you guys yelling about? - Go to bed.- Go to bed. - Do you realize what this means?- Yes. I slept with a womanwho wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman's body. Or, and this is my new favorite,and the title of my autobiography, my mom and I slept with the same dude

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Welcome to the Matrix

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So Jill is Yep

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And you and Jill used to Every chance we got

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And Mom is At this very moment

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Holy mother of God

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What are you guys yelling about

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Go to bed Go to bed

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Do you realize what this means Yes

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I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man

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Or I slept with a man in a woman's body

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Or and this is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography

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my mom and I slept with the same dude

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مرحبا بك في ماتريكس

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إذن جيل هي أجل

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وأنت و جيل اعتدتما أن بكل فرصة تسنح لنا

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وأمنا بتلك اللحظة

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يا إلهنا الرحيم

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ما الذي تعولا حوله

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اذهب لفراشك اذهب لفراشك

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أتدرك ما يعنيه هذا أجل

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لقد ضاجعت امرأة كانت تريد أن تكون رجلا

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أو ضاجعت رجل في جسد امرأة

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أو هذا هو عنوان سيرتي الجديد والمفضل لدي

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أنا وأمي ضاجعنا الصاح ذاته

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Bienvenue dans la Matrice

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Alors tu veux dire que Jill Oui

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Et alors toi et Jill vous avez été Pour avoir été on a été

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Et maman est en train Précisément en ce moment

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Sainte mère de Dieu

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Pourquoi vous criez comme ça

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Va te coucher Va te coucher

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Tu penses à ce que ça signifie Oui

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J'ai couché avec une femme qui voulait être un homme

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Ou j'ai couché avec un homme dans un corps de fille

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Ou encore et ça c'est ma préférée en fait et le titre de mon autobiographie

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Maman et moi on a couché avec le même garçon

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Dann ist Jill Ja

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Und du und Jill ihr habt Bei jeder Gelegenheit

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Und Mom ist Genau in diesem Moment

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Heilige Mutter Gottes

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Was gibt es denn hier zu brüllen

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Geh ins Bett Geh ins Bett

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Ist dir denn klar was das bedeutet Ja

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Ich habe mit einer Frau geschlafen die ein Mann sein wollte

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Oder mit einem Mann im Frauenkörper

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Oder eine neue Version und die wird der Titel meiner Biographie

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Mom und ich haben mit demselben Mann gevögelt

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Добро пожаловать в матрицу

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Так Джилл Да

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А вы с Джилл раньше Использовали каждый шанс

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А мама Прямо сейчас

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Матерь божья

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Почему вы кричите

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Иди спать Иди спать

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Ты понимаешь что это значит Да

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Я спал с женщиной которая хотела стать мужчиной

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Или я спал с мужчиной в женском теле

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Или же и это мое любимое а также название моей автобиографии

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моя мама и я переспали с одним и тем же мужиком

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Bienvenido a la realidad

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Entonces Jill es Sí

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Y tú y Jill solían Cada vez que podíamos

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Y mamá está En este preciso instante

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Por todos los santos cielos

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Por qué están gritando

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Ve a la cama Ve a la cama

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Te das cuenta de lo que significa esto Sí

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Me acosté con una mujer que quería ser hombre

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O me acosté con un hombre atrapado en un cuerpo de mujer

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O y ésta es mi favorita ahora y el título de mi autobiografía

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mi mamá y yo nos acostamos con el mismo tipo

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:01

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

18

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.