To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO

We'll be right back

Two and a Half Men

We'll be right back. I think she's going through the change. - What do you think you're...

Two and a Half Men • S01E05 • 2003

We'll be right back. I think she's going through the change. - What do you think you're doing?- What? He's in play. I'm playing. I'm the one who told you he's in play. Please. I told you two years agothat marriage was toast. So what? He's in my houseon tae kwon do Wednesday, and I don't have time tomess around with you. Why don't we just let him decide? Let him decide? He still thinks we're doinga soccer newsletter. - You don't even like him, do you?- He's okay. He's here and it's Wednesday. I happen to think he's hot. You wouldn't knowwhat to do with a hot guy. Yeah? Well, watch me

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.296

We'll be right back

00:00:03.005 --> 00:00:05.489

I think she's going through the change

00:00:07.799 --> 00:00:09.697

What do you think you're doing What

00:00:09.799 --> 00:00:11.628

He's in play I'm playing

00:00:11.699 --> 00:00:13.961

I'm the one who told you he's in play

00:00:14.999 --> 00:00:16.863

Please I told you two years ago that marriage was toast

00:00:17.433 --> 00:00:18.693

So what

00:00:18.966 --> 00:00:21.364

He's in my house on tae kwon do Wednesday

00:00:21.467 --> 00:00:23.694

and I don't have time to mess around with you

00:00:23.799 --> 00:00:25.628

Why don't we just let him decide

00:00:25.933 --> 00:00:27.365

Let him decide

00:00:27.499 --> 00:00:29.988

He still thinks we're doing a soccer newsletter

00:00:32.001 --> 00:00:35.294

You don't even like him do you He's okay

00:00:36.966 --> 00:00:38.591

He's here and it's Wednesday

00:00:40.532 --> 00:00:42.192

I happen to think he's hot

00:00:42.367 --> 00:00:44.628

You wouldn't know what to do with a hot guy

00:00:44.833 --> 00:00:46.628

Yeah Well watch me

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.039

سنعود حالا

00:00:03.848 --> 00:00:05.054

أظن انها تتحول

00:00:08.001 --> 00:00:09.552

ماذا تظنين نفسك فاعله لا شيء

00:00:09.792 --> 00:00:11.382

ظننت أنه في الملعب لهذا أنا ألعب

00:00:11.082 --> 00:00:14.188

انا التي أخبرتك أنه في الملعب

00:00:14.288 --> 00:00:17.102

أوه رجاء لقد أخبرتك قبل عاميين أن ذالك الزواج لن يستمر

00:00:17.103 --> 00:00:18.484

وماذا في ذالك

00:00:19.999 --> 00:00:21.822

أنه في منزلي في يوم الأربعاء للتكواندو

00:00:21.823 --> 00:00:23.355

وانا ليس لدي الوقت لألعب معك

00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:27.106

لماذا لا ندعه يقرر ندعه يقرر

00:00:27.361 --> 00:00:30.328

أنه لا يزال يظن أننا نصنع نشرة أخبار كرة القدم

00:00:31.958 --> 00:00:35.655

أنتي حتى لا تحبينه أليس كذالك لا بأس به

00:00:37.002 --> 00:00:38.645

هو هنا واليوم هو الأربعاء

00:00:40.688 --> 00:00:42.657

حسنا أنا أعتقده أنه مثير

00:00:42.578 --> 00:00:44.684

أنتي حتى لا تعرفين ماذا تفعلين مع الرجال المثيرين

00:00:44.785 --> 00:00:46.887

حقا شاهديني

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.281

Elle veut faire un saut aux toilettes

00:00:05.273 --> 00:00:07.193

Qu'es tu en train de faire Quoi

00:00:07.026 --> 00:00:09.999

II a envie de jouer Alors je joue

00:00:09.148 --> 00:00:11.395

C'est moi qui t'ai dit qu'il avait envie de jouer

00:00:11.467 --> 00:00:14.775

Et moi qui ai dit il y a deux ans que son couple était foutu

00:00:14.846 --> 00:00:16.999

Et après

00:00:16.369 --> 00:00:18.784

II viendra les mercredis quand il y a tae kwon do

00:00:18.854 --> 00:00:21.102

et j'ai pas envie que tu viennes tout gâcher

00:00:21.172 --> 00:00:23.999

On devrait le laisser choisir

00:00:23.293 --> 00:00:24.772

Le laisser choisir

00:00:24.085 --> 00:00:27.391

Quand il pense encore qu'on fait le bulletin

00:00:29.042 --> 00:00:32.594

Il ne te plaît même pas vraiment Ça peut aller

00:00:34.256 --> 00:00:36.367

Mais il est là et on est mercredi

00:00:37.008 --> 00:00:39.517

Ça doit être une pointure

00:00:39.623 --> 00:00:42.002

Tu ne saurais pas quoi faire avec une pointure

00:00:42.998 --> 00:00:43.858

Ah non Eh bien regarde

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.753

Wir kommen gleich wieder

00:00:03.505 --> 00:00:05.676

Sie ist eben in den Wechseljahren

00:00:07.848 --> 00:00:09.684

GLORIA Was soll denn das BROOKE Was

00:00:09.852 --> 00:00:11.604

Er ist Freiwild und ich jage

00:00:11.771 --> 00:00:13.943

GLORIA Das hab ich dir doch verraten

00:00:14.011 --> 00:00:17.324

BROOKE Ich sagte dir vor 2 Jahren dass seine Ehe im Eimer ist

00:00:17.491 --> 00:00:18.785

GLORIA Na und

00:00:19.001 --> 00:00:21.374

Er ist an meinem Turnermittwoch bei mir zu Besuch

00:00:21.541 --> 00:00:23.712

Ich hab keine Zeit mich mit dir rumzuärgern

00:00:23.088 --> 00:00:25.842

BROOKE Lassen wir ihn doch entscheiden

00:00:26.003 --> 00:00:27.386

GLORIA Ihn entscheiden lassen

00:00:27.553 --> 00:00:30.852

Er denkt immer noch wir machen einen Fußball Newsletter

00:00:32.188 --> 00:00:35.736

BROOKE Du kannst ihn gar nicht leiden GLORIA Ach er ist ok

00:00:37.003 --> 00:00:39.001

Er ist hier und es ist Mittwoch

00:00:40.662 --> 00:00:42.166

BROOKE Ich finde ihn zufällig heiß

00:00:42.333 --> 00:00:44.922

GLORIA Du weißt doch gar nicht was du mit einem heißen Jungen machen sollst

00:00:45.001 --> 00:00:47.218

BROOKE Ach ja Na dann pass mal auf

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.024

ГЛОРИЯ Мы сейчас придём

00:00:03.089 --> 00:00:05.477

БРУК Боюсь что у неё климакс

00:00:09.023 --> 00:00:10.089

ГЛОРИЯ Что ты себе позволяешь

00:00:10.009 --> 00:00:12.252

БРУК Он свободен и я играю

00:00:12.253 --> 00:00:14.012

ГЛОРИЯ Это я тебе сказала что он свободен

00:00:14.121 --> 00:00:17.532

БРУК Я еще два года назад говорила что они разойдутся

00:00:17.533 --> 00:00:18.541

ГЛОРИЯ И что

00:00:18.542 --> 00:00:23.386

Сегодня среда он у меня детей нет дома и у меня нет времени с тобой бодаться

00:00:23.423 --> 00:00:25.881

БРУК Пусть сам выбирает

00:00:25.882 --> 00:00:30.259

ГЛОРИЯ Сам выбирает Он всё ещё думает что мы пишем бюллетень

00:00:32.613 --> 00:00:33.719

БРУК Он тебе даже не нравится

00:00:33.072 --> 00:00:36.858

ГЛОРИЯ Сойдёт Он здесь и сегодня среда

00:00:40.865 --> 00:00:41.997

БРУК А по мне он очень сексуален

00:00:41.998 --> 00:00:44.476

Ты с такими вообще не умеешь обращаться

00:00:44.477 --> 00:00:47.998

ГЛОРИЯ Да Ну смотри

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.459

Volvemos enseguida

00:00:03.503 --> 00:00:05.495

Creo que tiene la menopausia

00:00:07.798 --> 00:00:09.707

Qué estás haciendo Cómo

00:00:09.008 --> 00:00:11.626

Él está en juego Estoy jugando

00:00:11.718 --> 00:00:13.959

Yo fui la que te dijo que estaba en juego

00:00:14.001 --> 00:00:17.173

Hace dos años te dije que el matrimonio no me interesa

00:00:17.431 --> 00:00:18.711

Y qué pasa

00:00:18.973 --> 00:00:21.381

Está en mi casa el miércoles de taekwondo

00:00:21.476 --> 00:00:23.718

y no tengo tiempo para perderlo contigo

00:00:23.811 --> 00:00:25.085

Por qué no dejamos que él decida

00:00:25.938 --> 00:00:27.396

Qué él decida

00:00:27.522 --> 00:00:30.358

Aún piensa que estamos con el informe del fútbol

00:00:32.109 --> 00:00:35.313

Ni siquiera te gusta verdad No está mal

00:00:36.988 --> 00:00:38.696

Está aquí y es miércoles

00:00:40.575 --> 00:00:42.319

Pues yo lo encuentro atractivo

00:00:42.409 --> 00:00:44.781

Tú no sabrías qué hacer con un hombre atractivo

00:00:44.087 --> 00:00:46.863

No De acuerdo mira esto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:16

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, romance

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.