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Well, it was very nice meeting you

Two and a Half Men

Well, it was very nice meeting you.I'm leaving. Be right back. Keep drinking. - What is...

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

Well, it was very nice meeting you.I'm leaving. Be right back. Keep drinking. - What is wrong with you?- Me? There is nothing wrong with me.I'm just... I'm not interested in being set upwith a woman whose idea of chit-chatis celebrity pee-pee secrets. - How about the other one?- No! You sure? 'Cause there's no wayyou're banging her on your own. - Why is this so important to you?- Are you kidding me? You've been acting nuttierthan rat crap in a pistachio factory. I figured if I could coaxyour Johnson out of retirement, you'd stop makinginvisible birthday cakes. - What?- I can't say it more clearly than that, Alan

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Well it was very nice meeting you I'm leaving

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Be right back Keep drinking

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What is wrong with you Me

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There is nothing wrong with me I'm just

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I'm not interested in being set up with a woman

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whose idea of chit chat is celebrity pee pee secrets

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How about the other one No

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You sure 'Cause there's no way you're banging her on your own

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Why is this so important to you Are you kidding me

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You've been acting nuttier than rat crap in a pistachio factory

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I figured if I could coax your Johnson out of retirement

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you'd stop making invisible birthday cakes

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What I can't say it more clearly than that Alan

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حسنا لقد كان من الجميل مقابلتك أنا مغادر

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سأعود حالا واصلوا الشرب

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ماهية مشكلتك أنا

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ليس هنالك أي مشكلة بي أنا فقط

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أنا لست مهتما بأن يكون مجهز لي موعد مع امرأة والتي فكرتها عن الدردشة هي أسرار تبول المشاهير

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ماذا لو كانت الآخرى لا

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هل أنت متأكد لأنه ليس هنالك أمل أن تمارس الجنس معها لوحدك

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لماذا هذا الامر مهم لك جدا هل أنت تمزح معي

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لقد كنت تتصرف أحمق من حماقة الفأر في مصنع الفستق

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لذا ظننت لو أستطعت إقناع الـ جونسون الخاص بك ليخرج من التقاعد

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ستتوقف عن صنع كيك مخفي لعيد الميلاد

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ماذا لاأستطيع أن أقلها أوضح من ذلك يـ الن

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Je reviens continuez à boire

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Mais qu'est ce qui te prend À moi

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Rien du tout Je suis juste

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Je ne veux pas être piégé par une femme

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qui parle des secrets de W C Des célébrités

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Tu préfères être piégé par sa copine Non

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Tu es sûr Parce que je te laisserai pas te la taper tout seul

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Pourquoi est ce si important Attends tu te fous de moi là

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Tu agis comme une souris dans une fabrique de fromage

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Je pensais qu'en faisant sortir ton oiseau de sa retraite

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tu arrêterais de faire des gâteaux invisibles

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Quoi C'est difficile d'être plus clair que ça

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Tu es content

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Komme gleich wieder Weitertrinken

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Warum spielst du jetzt verrückt Ich

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Ich spiele nicht verrückt ich will nur

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nicht mit einer Frau verkuppelt werden

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die nur über die Pipi Geheimnisse von Prominenten redet

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Wie wär's mit der anderen Nein

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Sicher Weil du sie nie rumkriegst wenn du es alleine versuchst

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Wieso ist das denn so wichtig für dich Da fragst du noch

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Du benimmst dich schlimmer als eine Rattenfamilie in einer Pralinenfabrik

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Ich dachte wenn ich deinen Johannes wiedererwecke

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hörst du auf imaginäre Geburtstagstorten zu rühren

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Was Ich kann's nicht deutlicher sagen Alan

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Bist du jetzt zufrieden

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Скоро вернусь Продолжайте

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Что с тобой такое

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Со мной С мной все в порядке Мне просто

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Мне не интересны женщины постоянно болтающее

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о туалетных секретах знаменитостей

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Ну тогда возьми себе другую

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Нет

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Уверен Потому что сам по себе ты ее не закадришь

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Почему это так важно для тебя Ты шутишь

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Ты ведешь себя сумасброднее крысы на консервном заводе

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Я подумал что если ты сможешь расслабиться

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то перестанешь делать невидимые торты

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Что

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Более ясно я выразиться не могу

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Bueno fue un placer conocerlas Me voy

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Enseguida regreso Sigan bebiendo

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Qué sucede contigo Conmigo

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No sucede nada conmigo Es que

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No me interesa tener una cita con alguien

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a quien le gusta conversar de la orina de las celebridades

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Qué me dices de la otra No

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Estás seguro Porque nunca lograrás acostarte con ella por tu cuenta

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Por qué esto es tan importante para ti Bromeas

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Has estado actuando más raro que una rata en una fábrica de pistacho

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Supuse que si lograba que reactivaras a tu amiguito

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dejarías de hacer pasteles de cumpleaños invisibles

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Qué No puedo decirlo más claro que eso Alan

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Duration

42 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:34

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.