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We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go

Two and a Half Men

We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go. You can go if you want. I'll have Alan drive...

Two and a Half Men • S01E19 • 2003

We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go. You can go if you want. I'll have Alan drive me homeafter he adjusts me. Why are you doing this? Doing what? Alan. - You want him back, don't you?- No, I don't want him back. Then why do you care what I do with him? If you're determined to dosomething stupid today, I'd actually prefer you do Charlie. So would Charlie,but we can't always get what we want. Wow! That's a lot of candles. He's still 11, right? You want to deal with the candles?Is that what you want? - No, I'm fine.- So, Alan. When do you think you'll be ready for me? Maybe after the cake. - Okay.- Okay. You just say the word, and we'll do it. In high school, the word was "hello. "

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We'll just have the cake and then we'll go

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You can go if you want

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I'll have Alan drive me home after he adjusts me

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Why are you doing this

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Doing what

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Alan

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You want him back don't you No I don't want him back

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Then why do you care what I do with him

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If you're determined to do something stupid today

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I'd actually prefer you do Charlie

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So would Charlie but we can't always get what we want

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Wow That's a lot of candles

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He's still 11 right

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You want to deal with the candles Is that what you want

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No I'm fine So Alan

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When do you think you'll be ready for me

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Maybe after the cake

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Okay Okay

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You just say the word and we'll do it

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In high school the word was hello

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سنحصل على الكعك ونرحل يمكنك الرحيل إن أردت

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سأجعل آلن يوصلني للمنزل بعد أن يعالجني

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لم تقومين بهذا أقوم بأي شيء

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آلن

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أنت تريدين إعادته صحيح كلا لا أريد

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إذن لم تهتم بما أفعله معه

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إن كنت مصممة على فعل شيء غبي الليلة فأفضل أن يكون مع تشارلي

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لكان يمكن أن يكون تشارلي ولكننا لا نحصل على مبتغانا دوما

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هذه الكثير من الشموع إنه لازال بعمر الحادية عشر صحيح

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أتريد التعامل مع الشموع أهذا ما تريده

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كلا أنا بخير إذن يا ألن

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متى تعتقد أنك ستكون جاهز لأجلي لربما بعد الكعك

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حسنا حسنا

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فقط قول الكلمة وسنفعلها

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في الثانوية كانت الكلمة مرحبا

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On mange le gâteau et après on s'en va

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Va t'en si tu veux

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Je dirai à Alan de me ramener quand il m'aura manipulée

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Pourquoi tu fais ça

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Quoi donc

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Alan

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Tu veux le récupérer Non je veux pas le récupérer

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Alors en quoi ça t'intéresse ce que je fais avec lui

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Si tu es déterminée à faire un truc stupide aujourd'hui

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j'aimerais mieux que tu le fasses avec Charlie

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Charlie aussi mais on n'a pas toujours ce qu'on veut

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Ça fait beaucoup de bougies

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Il n'a que onze ans tu sais

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Tu veux te charger des bougies C'est ça que tu veux

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Non pas du tout Bon Alan

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Quand pourras tu t'occuper de moi

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Pourquoi pas après le gâteau

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D'accord D'accord

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Tu n'auras qu'à dire le mot et on le fera

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Au lycée le mot était salut

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Wir essen ein Stück Torte und dann gehen wir

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Geh du nur

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Ich lasse mich von Alan heimfahren wenn er mich eingerenkt hat

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Warum tust du das

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Was tu ich

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Alan

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Du willst ihn wiederhaben was Nein will ich nicht

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Warum ist dir dann so wichtig was ich mit ihm vorhabe

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Wenn du heute unbedingt eine Dummheit machen willst

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dann wäre mir lieber du machst sie mit Charlie

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Das wäre mir auch lieber aber wir können nicht immer alles haben

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Wow das sind ja viele Kerzen

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Er ist doch noch 11 oder

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Willst du die Kerzen reinstecken Ja

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Nein Nicht nötig So Alan

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Wann hast du denn Zeit für mich

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Vielleicht nach der Torte

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LIZ Ok ALAN Ok

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Du brauchst nur ein Wort zu sagen und wir machen es

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In der Highschool war das Wort hallo

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Съедим по куску торта и поедем

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Поезжай если хочешь

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Алан отвезет меня домой когда вправит мне спину

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Зачем ты делаешь это

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Что

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Алан

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Хочешь его вернуть да Нет не хочу

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Тогда какое тебе дело до нас с ним

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Если ты сегодня хочешь наделать глупостей

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я бы предпочла чтобы ты выбрала Чарли

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Чарли тоже бы это предпочел Но мы не всегда получаем что хотим

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Ого Сколько свечей

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Ему же только 11

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Хочешь обсудить свечи

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Нет Итак Алан

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Когда ты мной займешься

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Может быть после торта

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Хорошо Ладно

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Скажи лишь слово и мы сделаем это

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В школе это было слово привет

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Comeremos el pastel y nos iremos

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Si quieres vete tú

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Yo le pido a Alan que me lleve después de los masajes

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Por qué haces esto

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Qué cosa

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Lo de Alan

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Lo quieres de vuelta no No no lo quiero de vuelta

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Entonces qué te importa lo que yo haga con él

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Si hoy estás decidida a hacer una estupidez

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preferiría que la hicieras con Charlie

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Charlie también pero no siempre logramos lo que queremos

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Vaya Cuántas velas

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Cumple 11 años no

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Quieres ocuparte tú de las velas Eso quieres

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No estoy bien Dime Alan

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cuándo estarás listo para atenderme

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Quizá después del pastel

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Bueno Bueno

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Cuando tú me avises lo hacemos

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En la secundaria bastaba con que la saludaran

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:10:13

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

19

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.