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We're getting killed

Two and a Half Men

We're getting killed. We're here for fun, right?Nobody wins or loses. Come on. Somebody...

Two and a Half Men • S01E05 • 2003

We're getting killed. We're here for fun, right?Nobody wins or loses. Come on. Somebody always loses. Who are we kidding? It's 8-1 out there, andeverybody here knows it. And you know, I'll tell you another thing. We haven't won a game all season. And I'll put that in the newsletter. And as God as my witness, there will be a newsletter! Dad, you're kind of freakingeverybody out here. Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks

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We're getting killed

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We're here for fun right Nobody wins or loses

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Come on Somebody always loses

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Who are we kidding

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It's 8 1 out there and everybody here knows it

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And you know I'll tell you another thing

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We haven't won a game all season

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And I'll put that in the newsletter

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And as God as my witness

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there will be a newsletter

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Dad you're kind of freaking everybody out here

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Forget it Jake It's Sherman Oaks

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يا رجل أننا ننهزم هنا

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هه نحن هنا للمرح صحيح لا أحد يربح أو يخسر

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أوه هيا هناك دوما خاسر

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من الذي نخدعه

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أن النتيجه ثمانيه لواحد في الملعب

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والجميع هنا يعرف هذا

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وسأخبركم بشيء نحن لم نفز بأي مباراه طوال الموسم

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وسأضع هذا في نشرة الأخبار

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والله الشاهد

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سيكون هناك نشرة إخباره

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أبي أنك تفزع جميع من هنا

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أنس الأمر يا جيك انها شيرمان أوكس

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On s'amuse Peu importe qui gagne ou qui perd

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Ça va Il y a forcément toujours un perdant

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Mais à quoi on joue

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Ça fait 8 1 et tout le monde le sait très bien

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D'ailleurs je vais même enfoncer le clou

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On n'a pas gagné un seul match de toute la saison

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Et je vais l'écrire dans le bulletin

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Je vous jure et Dieu m'en est témoin

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que vous finirez par avoir un bulletin d'infos

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Tu fiches la trouille à tout le monde

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Laisse tomber Jake C'est Sherman Oaks

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Mann wir verlieren haushoch

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Wir sind zum Spaß hier Niemand siegt oder verliert

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Hör schon auf Es gibt immer einen der verliert

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Machen wir uns nichts vor

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Da steht's 8 zu 1 und wir alle hier wissen es

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Und ich sag Ihnen noch was

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Wir haben in dieser Spielzeit noch nie gewonnen

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Und das bringe ich in unserem Newsletter

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Und so wahr Gott mein Zeuge ist

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Ich mache auf alle Fälle einen Newsletter

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Dad willst du hier jeden anpissen oder was

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Vergiss es Jake Das ist Sherman Oaks

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ДЖЕЙК Нам крышка

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ЧАРЛИ Эй мы же веселимся Нет ни победителей ни проигравших

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АЛАН Я тебя умоляю Проигравший есть всегда

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Кого мы обманываем

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Счет 8 1 и все это знают

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И вот что я еще скажу

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У нас нет ни одной победы за сезон

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И я отражу это в бюллетене

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И видит бог этот бюллетень увидит свет

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ДЖЕЙК Папа ты тут всех перепугал

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ЧАРЛИ Спокойно Джейк Это же Шермон Оукс

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Nos están machacando

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Estamos aquí para divertirnos Nadie pierde ni gana

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Vamos Alguien siempre pierde

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A quién engañamos

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Van 8 a 1 y todo el mundo lo sabe

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Y saben voy a decirles algo más

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No hemos ganado un partido en toda la temporada

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Y lo pondré en ese informe

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Y pongo a Dios por testigo

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que habrá un informe

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Papá estás asustando a todo el mundo

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Olvídalo Jake Estamos en Sherman Oaks

Available in 6 languages

Duration

40 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:30

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.