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What are you talking about?

Two and a Half Men

What are you talking about?- Bill, you did this on purpose. You showed up lateso you could...

Two and a Half Men • S01E05 • 2003

What are you talking about?- Bill, you did this on purpose. You showed up lateso you could snoop on me. - You got to meet my girlfriend.- What meet? She was our babysitter. Will you get out of here, Bill? Kate, I'm trying.Ernie, would you put your shoes on?

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What are you talking about Bill you did this on purpose

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You showed up late so you could snoop on me

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You got to meet my girlfriend What meet She was our babysitter

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Will you get out of here Bill

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Kate I'm trying Ernie would you put your shoes on

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ما الذي تتحدثين عنه بيل لقد فعلت هذا بقصد

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تعمدت القدوم متأخر لكي تتطفل علي

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أنتي أستطعتي ان تقابلي صديقتي

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أي مقابله لقد كانت جليسة ولدنا

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هلا خرجت من هنا يا بيل

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كيت أنا أحاول إرني هلا لبست حذائك

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Où tu veux en venir Tu l'as fait exprès Bill

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Tu arrives tard pour savoir ce que je fais

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Tu as bien rencontré ma copine C'était notre baby sitter

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Tu vas t'en aller maintenant

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Je veux bien Ernie tu pourrais mettre tes chaussures

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BILL Wovon redest du da KATE Das hast du absichtlich gemacht

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Du kommst extra zu spät um mir nachzuschnüffeln

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BILL Du hast meine Freundin abgepasst KATE Abgepasst Sie war der Babysitter

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Würdest du jetzt bitte gehen Bill

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BILL Ich versuch's ja Kate Ernie zieh jetzt deine Schuhe an

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БИЛЛ О чем ты

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КЕЙТ Билл ты же специально опоздал чтобы меня позлить

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БИЛЛ Нужно познакомить тебя с моей подружкой

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КЕЙТ Ну здрасти

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Я не знаю свою бывшую няню

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Пошел вон Билл

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БИЛЛ Пытаюсь Кейт Эрни надевай ботинки

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De qué estás hablando Bill lo has hecho a propósito

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Has llegado tarde para espiarme

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Tú conociste a mi novia Conocerla Era nuestra niñera

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Te quieres ir Bill

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Kate lo estoy intentando Ernie te pones los zapatos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

144

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:08

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.