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What are the odds?

Two and a Half Men

What are the odds? One brother turns them gay,and the other turns them guy. If you don't...

Two and a Half Men • S01E18 • 2003

What are the odds? One brother turns them gay,and the other turns them guy. If you don't mind, Berta,I'd rather not talk about it. Okay. I'll fix you something to eat. How about a sausage linkand a couple eggs? Hello? Anybody home? Oh, no. Charlie, I need to talk to youabout your friend, Bill. - Oh, boy.- Oh, boy. You know, I'd really rathernot discuss this in front of the help. - Berta, could you give us some privacy?- Hell, no. - Sorry.- Okay

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What are the odds

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One brother turns them gay and the other turns them guy

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If you don't mind Berta I'd rather not talk about it

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Okay I'll fix you something to eat

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How about a sausage link and a couple eggs

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Hello Anybody home

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Oh no

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Charlie I need to talk to you about your friend Bill

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Oh boy Oh boy

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You know I'd really rather not discuss this in front of the help

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Berta could you give us some privacy Hell no

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Sorry Okay

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ما هي الاحتمالات

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أخ يحولهن إلى سحاقيات والأخر يحولهن إلى رجال

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إن لم تمانعي يا بيرتا فلا أود التحدث عن هذا

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حسنا سأعد شيء للأكل

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ماذا عن سجق وبيضتان

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مرحبا أيوجد أحد بالمنزل

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كلا

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تشارلي أريد أن أتحدث معك عن صديقك بيل

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ياللعجب ياللعجب

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أتعلم لا أود مناقشة هذا أمام المساعدة

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بيرتا هلا منحتينا بعض الخصوصية كلا بالتأكيد

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آسف حسنا

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C'est fou ce qui peut se passer

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Un des deux frères craque pour les lesbiennes l'autre pour les mecs

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Si ça ne vous ennuie pas je préférerais qu'on évite d'en parler

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D'accord Je vais vous préparer le petit déj'

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Que dis tu d'une grosse saucisse entourée d'une paire d'œufs

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Coucou II y a quelqu'un

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Non

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Charlie il faut qu'on ait une conversation à propos de ton ami Bill

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Je m'en doutais Ça va saigner

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Je préférerais éviter de discuter de tout cela devant ta servante

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Berta tu ne veux pas nous laisser Que non

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Désolé Je vois

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Der eine Bruder macht sie zu Lesben und der andere zu Männern

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Verzeihung Berta aber ich möchte darüber nicht sprechen

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Ok Ich mache Ihnen was zu Essen

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Wie wär es denn mit einem Würstchen und ein paar Eiern

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EVELYN Hallo Ist jemand zu Hause

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BEIDE Oh nein

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Charlie Ich muss mit dir reden Über deinen Freund Bill

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Oh Mann Oh Mann

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Ich würde es vorziehen nicht vor der Haushaltshilfe darüber zu sprechen

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Berta würden Sie uns allein lassen Keinesfalls

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Tschuldigung Ok

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Каковы шансы

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Один брат превращает их в лесбиянок другой в парней

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Берта если не возражаешь давай не будем об этом

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Ладно Я приготовлю что нибудь поесть

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Как насчет сосиски и пары яиц

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Кто нибудь дома

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О нет О нет

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Чарли мне нужно поговорить с тобой о твоем друге Билле

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О боже О боже

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Я бы не хотела обсуждать это перед домработницей

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Берта ты не могла бы выйти Конечно нет

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Извини Ладно

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Qué me dicen

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La de un hermano se convierte en gay y la del otro en hombre

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Si me disculpas Berta preferiría no hablar de eso

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De acuerdo Te prepararé algo para comer

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Qué tal una salchicha y un par de huevos

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Hola Hay alguien en casa

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Oh no

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Charlie necesito hablar contigo sobre tu amigo Bill

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Oh Dios Oh Dios

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En realidad preferiría no hablar de esto frente a la empleada doméstica

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Berta podrías dejarnos a solas Ni lo sueñes

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Lo siento Bien

Available in 6 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:41

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

18

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.