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What are you watching?

Two and a Half Men

What are you watching? I'm watching a movie, and you're not supposedto be watching...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

What are you watching? I'm watching a movie, and you're not supposedto be watching anything. Oh, yeah. - Is that guy a good guy or a bad guy?- Good guy. And you're not supposedto be watching TV. I know

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What are you watching

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I'm watching a movie

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and you're not supposed to be watching anything

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Oh yeah

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Is that guy a good guy or a bad guy Good guy

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And you're not supposed to be watching TV

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I know

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ماذا تشاهد

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انني اشاهد فلم وانت ليس من المفروض ان تشاهد اي شيء

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أه نعم ها ذالك الرجل رجل جيد ام سيء

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رجل جيد وانت ليس المفروض ان تشاهد التلفاز

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أعرف هل هذه حبيبته

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Tu regardes quoi

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Je regarde un film

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Et toi t'es pas supposé regarder quoi que ce soit

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C'est vrai

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Et lui c'est le gentil ou le méchant C'est le gentil

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Et tu n'es pas supposé regarder la télé

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Je sais

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Was kuckst du da

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Ich seh mir einen Film an

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und du darfst hier überhaupt nichts ansehen

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Ah ja

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Ist das ein Guter oder ein Böser da vorn

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Ein Guter

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Außerdem darfst du gar nicht fernsehen

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Ich weiß

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Тебе нельзя смотреть телевизор

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ДЖЕЙК Знаю

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Это его девушка

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ЧАРЛИ Бывшая

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ДЖЕЙК Но он до сих пор её любит

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ЧАРЛИ Я не стану тебе весь фильм пересказывать думаю да

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Qué estás viendo

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Una película

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y se supone que no deberías ver nada

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Ya

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Es un buen tipo o un mal tipo Buen tipo

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Y se supone que no deberías ver la tele

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Lo sé

Available in 6 languages

Duration

19 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.