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What did you want to talk about?

Two and a Half Men

What did you want to talk about? Too late. I'm not speaking to you. - All right.- Would...

Two and a Half Men • S01E03 • 2003

What did you want to talk about? Too late. I'm not speaking to you. - All right.- Would you like to know why? No, I trust your judgment. Because when yourbrother's marriage ended, yes, I know, Alan, blah, blah, blah, and he chose to move in here, yourcoldness towards your mother became more than just the behaviorof an ungrateful son. It's now an obstacle to my spendingquality time with my beloved grandchild. Are you coming to Disneyland with us,Grandma? Darling, Grandma doesn't do Anaheim. We'd better hit the road. Try to beatthe traffic. Thanks for dropping by, Mom. Let's go, Jake. I'll race you to the car. - Bye, Grandma. Bye, Uncle Charlie.- Bye

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What did you want to talk about

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Too late I'm not speaking to you

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All right Would you like to know why

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No I trust your judgment

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Because when your brother's marriage ended

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yes I know Alan blah blah blah

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and he chose to move in here your coldness towards your mother

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became more than just the behavior of an ungrateful son

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It's now an obstacle to my spending quality time with my beloved grandchild

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Are you coming to Disneyland with us Grandma

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Darling Grandma doesn't do Anaheim

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We'd better hit the road Try to beat the traffic Thanks for dropping by Mom

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Let's go Jake I'll race you to the car

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Bye Grandma Bye Uncle Charlie Bye

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عن ماذا أردتي التكلم

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فات الأوان أنا لا أتحدث معك

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حسنا

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هل تريد معرفة السبب

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لا أنا أثق بقرارك

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لأنه عند أنتهاء زواج أخاك أجل أعرف يا ألن بلا بلا بلا

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وأختار الأنتقال إلى هنا

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برودتك إتجاه أمك أصبحت أكثر من فقط سلوك إبن جاحد

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أنها ليست عقبه لعدم قضاء وقت مع حفيدي

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هل ستأتين إلى ديزني لاند معنا يا جدتي

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أوه عزيزي الجده لا تفعل أنهومي

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أوه من الأفضل أن ننطلق لنتجنب الزحام

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شكرا عل مرورك يا أمي هيا يا جيك سأسابقك للسياره

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وداعا جدتي وداعا عمي تشارلي وداعا

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Tu voulais me parler de quoi

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Trop tard Je ne te parle plus

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Très bien Et tu veux savoir pourquoi

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Non je crois en ton jugement

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Parce que quand le mariage de ton frère a capoté

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oui c'est dur je sais Blablabla

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Et qu'il a décidé d'emménager chez toi ton attitude distante avec ta mère

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a dépassé le comportement d'un fils peu reconnaissant

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C'est un obstacle aux moments précieux que je passe avec mon petit fils adoré

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Tu veux venir à Disneyland avec nous grand mère

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Chéri ta grand mère ne sort jamais des quartiers chics

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Allons y si on veut éviter les embouteillages Merci d'être passée

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On fait la course jusqu'à la voiture

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Au revoir Au revoir

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CHARLIE Worüber wolltest du reden

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Zu spät mit dir spreche ich nicht mehr

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In Ordnung Willst du auch wissen warum

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Nein ich glaub dir auch so

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Weil nachdem die Ehe deines Bruders beendet war

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Ja ich weiß Alan blablabla

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und er es vorzog hier einzuziehen wurdest du so kalt zu deiner Mutter

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wie ich es von dir als undankbarem Sohn noch nie erlebt habe

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Und das hindert mich daran wertvolle Zeit mit meinem geliebten Enkel zu verbringen

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Fährst du mit uns nach Disneyland Oma

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Oh Schatz Oma steht nicht auf Asterix

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Tja dann fahren wir mal los heute ist viel Verkehr Danke fürs Kommen Mom

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ALAN Komm Jake wer zuerst am Auto ist

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JAKE Bis dann ihr beiden EVELYN Bis dann

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О чем ты хотела поговорить

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МАМА Поздно я с тобой не разговариваю

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ЧАРЛИ Хорошо

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МАМА Не хочешь узнать почему

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ЧАРЛИ Нет я доверяю твоему мнению

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МАМА Потому что когда рухнул брак твоего брата

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да я знаю Алан всё что ты хочешь сказать

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и он решил переехать сюда твоя холодность к матери вышла за рамки поведения неблагодарного сына

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и стала препятствием для моего общения с любимым внуком

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ДЖЕЙК Бабушка поедешь с нами в Диснейленд

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МАМА Дорогой это не бабушкин маршрут

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АЛАН Ладно пора ехать пока нет пробок

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спасибо что заглянула мама Джейк кто быстрее до машины

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ДЖЕЙК До свидания бабушка и дядя Чарли

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МАМА До свидания

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De qué querías hablar

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Ya es tarde No te hablo

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Muy bien Quieres saber por qué

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No confío en tu buen criterio

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Porque cuando el matrimonio de tu hermano acabó

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sí lo sé Alan blablablá

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y eligió mudarse aquí tu frialdad hacia tu madre

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dejó de ser sólo la conducta de un hijo ingrato

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Ahora es un obstáculo para pasar mi tiempo con mi querido nieto

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Vienes a Disneyland con nosotros abuela

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Cariño la abuela no visita Anaheim

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Mejor salimos ya El tráfico está fatal Gracias por venir mamá

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Eh Jake Una carrera hasta el coche

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Adiós abuela Adiós tío Charlie Adiós

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:49

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.