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What? I thought we were doing funny noises

Two and a Half Men

What? I thought we weredoing funny noises. That was an elephant. - Yeah, elephant.- It was...

Two and a Half Men • S01E15 • 2003

What? I thought we weredoing funny noises. That was an elephant. - Yeah, elephant.- It was good. Yeah. Really good. I'm ready to go.Can one of you guys give me a ride? - Absolutely.- Sure. - Great. Who's driving?- I will. - I got the Jag.- I got the Volvo. - Mine's faster.- Mine's safer. - Alan, stop competing with me.- Why don't you stop competing with me? - Why should I stop? I'm winning.- Like hell you are. - Like hell I am. Ask Frankie.- Why don't you ask Frankie? - I don't need to ask her.- What are you afraid of? I'm afraid I'm going to hit you so hardI'll be an only child. Yeah? Bring it on. Hey! Stop it! What is wrong with you two?You are family. You are brothers. Do you understand how precious that is? Do you have a clue the pain you feelwhen a family rips itself apart and there is no one to replace them? I mean, that's it, you know,you are all alone in the world and... It's just so horrible

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What I thought we were doing funny noises

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That was an elephant

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Yeah elephant It was good Yeah Really good

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I'm ready to go Can one of you guys give me a ride

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Absolutely Sure

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Great Who's driving I will

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I got the Jag I got the Volvo

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Mine's faster Mine's safer

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Alan stop competing with me Why don't you stop competing with me

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Why should I stop I'm winning Like hell you are

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Like hell I am Ask Frankie Why don't you ask Frankie

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I don't need to ask her What are you afraid of

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I'm afraid I'm going to hit you so hard I'll be an only child

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Yeah Bring it on

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Hey Stop it

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What is wrong with you two You are family You are brothers

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Do you understand how precious that is

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Do you have a clue the pain you feel when a family rips itself apart

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and there is no one to replace them

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I mean that's it you know you are all alone in the world and

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It's just so horrible

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ماذا لقد أعتقدت أننا نصدر أصوات مضحكة

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هذا كان فيل

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أجل فيل لقد كان جيدا أجل جيدا

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أنا مستعدة للذهاب أيمكن لأحدكما إيصالي

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بالتأكيد بالتأكيد

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عظيم من سيقلني أنا

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لدي سيارة الكاغ لدي الفولفو

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سيارتي أسرع سيارتي أكثر أمنا

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آلن توقف عن المنافسة معي لم لا تتوقف أنت على المنافسة معي

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لم يفترض أن أتوقف أنا أربح كما لو أنك ستربح في الجحيم

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كالجحيم سأربح اسأل فرانكي لم اسأل فرانكي

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لست بحاجة لسؤالها مما أنت خائف

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أخشى أنني لو ضربتك بقسوة فسيكون هذا تصرف طفولي

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حقا اريني ما لديك

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توقفا

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ما خطبكما أنتما عائلة أنتما أخوة

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أتعلما كم هذا ثمين

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ألديك فكرة عن الآلم المتسبب عندما تتفرق عائلة بنفسها

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ولا يكون هناك من يحل محلهم

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أعني يكون الأمر هكذا أن تعرف أنك وحيدا في العالم

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هذا فظيع فحسب

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Quoi Je croyais que vous faisiez des bruits rigolos

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Moi c'était un éléphant

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Oui un éléphant C'était réussi Très réussi

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Je suis prête L'un de vous veut bien me conduire

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Absolument Bien sûr

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Parfait Qui va me conduire Moi

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J'ai une Anglaise J'ai une Suédoise

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Plus rapide Plus sûre

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Arrête de concourir contre moi Pourquoi c'est moi qui arrêterais

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Pourquoi Je gagne Tu te fais des idées

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C'est moi Demande lui Pourquoi tu lui demandes pas

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Pas besoin de lui demander De quoi tu as peur

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De te frapper si fort que je me retrouverai fils unique

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Ah oui Essaie un peu

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Ça suffit comme ça

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Qu'est ce que vous avez Vous êtes de la même famille Vous êtes frères

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C'est une chose très précieuse vous savez

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Vous avez une idée des souffrances quand une famille tombe en morceaux

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et personne pour ramasser les débris

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Je veux dire c'est fini vous vous retrouvez seul au monde et

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C'est tellement horrible

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Was ist wir machen doch verrückte Geräusche

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Das war ein Elefant

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Oh ja Elefant Oh ja der war gut echt toll

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Ich muss jetzt los kann mich einer von euch fahren

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ALAN Aber ja CHARLIE Klar

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Gut Wer fährt Ich

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Ich hab den Jaguar Und ich den Wolf oh

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Meiner ist schneller Meiner sicherer

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Alan hör auf mit der Angeberei Hör du auf mit der Angeberei

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Wieso ich ich gewinne doch So siehst du aus

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Na klar doch Mann frag Frankie Frag du sie doch

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CHARLIE Muss ich gar nicht ALAN Wovor hast du denn Angst

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Davor dir so eine reinzuhauen dass ich zum Einzelkind werde

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Ach ja Versuch's doch

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Hey Aufhören

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Seid ihr verrückt geworden Ihr seid Brüder

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Kapiert ihr denn nicht wie wertvoll das ist

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Wisst ihr wie weh es tut wenn eine Familie auseinander gerissen wird

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und keiner sie wieder zusammenbringt

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Ich meine wie es ist wenn man ganz allein ist auf der Welt und

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Schluchzend Es ist grauenhaft

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Apa Kukira kita sedang membuat suara suara aneh

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Itu tadi gajah

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Ya Gajah Itu bagus Sangat bagus

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Aku siap pergi Bisakah salah satu dari kalian mengantarku

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Pasti Tentu

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Bagus Siapa yang menyetir Aku

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Mobilku Jaguar Mobilku Volvo

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Punyaku tercepat Punyaku teraman

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Alan berhenti menyaingi aku Kenapa kau tak berhenti saingi aku

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Kenapa aku harus berhenti Aku menang Omong kosong

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Tentu saja Tanya Frankie Kenapa tak kau yang tanya Frankie

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Aku tak perlu tanya Frankie Kau takut apa

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Aku takut akan memukulmu sangat keras hingga aku jadi anak tunggal

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Maju

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Hentikan

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Kalian kenapa Kalian keluarga Kakak adik

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Apa kalian sadar betapa berharganya hal itu

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Kalian tahu rasa sakit saat keluarga tercerai berai

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dan tak ada yang bisa menggantikannya

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Begitu saja kau tahu kau sendirian di dunia ini dan

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Rasanya sungguh buruk

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Что Я думала мы делаем смешные звуки

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Это был слон

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Да слон Очень правдоподобно

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Мне пора уезжать Кто нибудь может меня подбросить

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Конечно Без проблем

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Отлично Кто за рулем Я

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У меня ягуар У меня вольво

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Моя быстрее Моя безопаснее

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Алан хватит соревноваться А может тебе перестать соревноваться

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Зачем Я выигрываю Ну конечно

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Конечно Спроси Фрэнки Почему бы тебе не спросить Фрэнки

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Мне незачем ее спрашивать Чего ты боишься

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Боюсь что так тебя ударю что останусь единственным ребенком

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Да Ну попробуй

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Прекратите

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Да что с вами такое Вы же семья Вы братья

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Вы понимаете как это важно

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Вы представляете как это больно когда семья распадается

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и некому ее заменить

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Ты осознаешь что ты один в этом мире и

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Это ужасно

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Qué Creía que estábamos haciendo ruidos raros

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Eso era un elefante

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Ah un elefante Te ha salido bien Muy bien

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Estoy lista para irme Alguien puede llevarme

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Por supuesto Claro

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Genial Quién me lleva Yo

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Yo tengo el Jaguar Yo el Volvo

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Yo el más veloz Yo el seguro

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Alan deja de competir conmigo Y si dejas de competir tú conmigo

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Por qué voy a dejarlo Voy ganando Más quisieras

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Claro que sí Pregúntale a Frankie Pregúntaselo tú

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No hace falta De qué tienes miedo

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De pegarte tan fuerte que acabaré siendo hijo único

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Sí Vamos atrévete

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Eh Ya basta

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Pero qué os pasa Sois familia Sois hermanos

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No entendéis lo importante que es eso

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Sabéis el dolor que se siente cuando una familia se hace pedazos

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y no hay nadie para sustituirla

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Entonces se acabó te quedas solo en el mundo y

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Es algo horrible

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.