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What the hell happened to you?

Two and a Half Men

What the hell happened to you?- You know what else is complicated? Fractions. You got...

Two and a Half Men • S01E04 • 2003

What the hell happened to you?- You know what else is complicated? Fractions. You got grease all over you. It's in your hair, man. Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it? Kid, I'm a piano player. What do you think? Look, your mom's going to be here soonto take you to dinner. I know. - So, how about a shower?- No, thank you. That wasn't a question

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What the hell happened to you You know what else is complicated

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Fractions

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You got grease all over you

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It's in your hair man

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Yes My bike chain broke Can you fix it

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Kid I'm a piano player What do you think

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Look your mom's going to be here soon to take you to dinner

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I know

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So how about a shower No thank you

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That wasn't a question

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أهذا أنت يا ميلر

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أعيرة نارية أ طلقت

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المشتبه به يفر على قدميه متجه ا إلى المبنى رقم 83 في الشارع الشمالي

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إنه يرتدي شارة ميلر

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Qu'est ce qui t'a mis dans cet état Je connais un autre truc compliqué

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Les fractions

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Tu es recouvert de graisse des pieds à la tête

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Tu t'en es mis dans les cheveux

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Oui Ma chaîne de vélo est cassée Tu me la répares

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Je suis pianiste moi Tu t'attendais à quoi

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Écoute ta mère va passer te prendre pour t'emmener dîner

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Je sais

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Et si tu prenais une douche Non merci

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Ce n'était pas une question

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А с тобой что случилось

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ДЖЕЙК Знаешь что еще сложно Дроби

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ЧАРЛИ Ты весь в смазке Даже волосы

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ДЖЕЙК Да Порвалась цепь на велике

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Починишь

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ЧАРЛИ Я пианист Сам то как думаешь

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Послушай скоро за тобой приедет мама

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ДЖЕЙК Знаю

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ЧАРЛИ Как насчет душа

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ДЖЕЙК Нет спасибо

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ЧАРЛИ Это был не вопрос

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Qué diablos te pasó

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Sabes qué más es complicado Los fragmentos

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Estás cubierto de grasa Tienes hasta en el cabello

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Sí la cadena de mi bici se rompió Me la puedes arreglar

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Niño soy un pianista en qué estás pensando

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Mira tu madre vendrá por ti para llevarte a cenar

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Lo sé

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Entonces qué tal si te das un baño

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No gracias

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Ésa no era una pregunta

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Duration

31 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:46

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.