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What you got there?

Two and a Half Men

What you got there?- Just a little bread. Please tell me you're not feedingthe seagulls...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

What you got there?- Just a little bread. Please tell me you're not feedingthe seagulls again. Okay. Man, did you let another one of thosebig flappy bastards in the house? You have to put $1 in the swear jar,you said "bastards. " Smart, poke the bear. I'm telling you, Jake, this is the last

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What you got there Just a little bread

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Please tell me you're not feeding the seagulls again

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Okay

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Man did you let another one of those big flappy bastards in the house

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You have to put 1 in the swear jar you said bastards

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Smart poke the bear

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I'm telling you Jake this is the last

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جيك ماذا لديك هناك

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فقط بعض الخبز

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أرجوك لا تقل لي انك عدت لاطعام النوارس مجددا

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حسنا

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أوه هل جعلت احد الفلابي الكبار الاوغاد بالدخول للمنزل

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عليك ان تضع دولار بالجره لأنك قلت أوغاد

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ذكي أطعن الدب

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أنا أخبرك يا جيك هذه المرة الأخيره ال

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D'accord

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C'est pas vrai t'as laissé une de ces saloperies à plumes entrer

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Tu as dit saloperie Mets un dollar dans le pot à insultes

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C'est malin vraiment

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Je vais te dire c'est la dernière fois

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Jake

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Was hast du da Ein paar Scheiben Toast

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Du wirst doch nicht wieder Möwen füttern oder

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Möwen kreischen

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Ok

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Mann hast du etwa schon wieder einen dieser Mistvögel ins Haus gelassen

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JAKE Du musst 1 in die Fluch Dose stecken du hast Mistvogel gesagt

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CHARLIE Du hast wohl lange dein eigenes Geschrei nicht gehört

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Eins sag ich dir Jake das war das letzte Mal

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Мама

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ДЖЕЙК Прости меня дядя Чарли

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ЧАРЛИ Сейчас я не хочу с тобой говорить

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Алло У вас есть отдел контроля за животными или птицами

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У меня проблема с чайками

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Чай ка

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Спасибо я подожду

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ДЖЕЙК Я не знал что их будет так много

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ЧАРЛИ Я же говорил не кормить эти тварей и закрывать окна

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Qué tienes ahí Sólo un poco de pan

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Por favor dime que no das de comer a las gaviotas otra vez

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De acuerdo

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Oye has vuelto a dejar entrar una de esas asquerosas gaviotas en casa

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Tienes que poner un dólar en el bote has dicho asquerosas

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Muy espabilado

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Te aviso Jake es la última

Available in 6 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:08

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.