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Two and a Half Men

Would you like a drink? I suppose. A screwdriver might be nice

Would you like a drink? I suppose. A screwdriver might be nice

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Would you like a drink
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I suppose A screwdriver might be nice
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:11
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
14
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S02 • E22 - Can I have your pepperonis? - No. - Two and a Half Men 00:30
- Can I have your pepperonis? - No.
S01 • E02 - What's in the bucket? - Two and a Half Men 00:31
- What's in the bucket?
S08 • E02 He couldn't spell miscellaneous - Two and a Half Men 00:04
He couldn't spell miscellaneous
S01 • E16 - Hey, coming on the picnic, Uncle Charlie? - Two and a Half Men 00:14
- Hey, coming on the picnic, Uncle Charlie?
S09 • E18 (coughs) - Two and a Half Men 00:15
(coughs)
S07 • E17 She ain't coming back - Two and a Half Men 00:04
She ain't coming back
S09 • E09 What are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What are you doing here
S06 • E18 Son of a bitch - Two and a Half Men 00:06
Son of a bitch
S11 • E18 What the hell is going on - Two and a Half Men 00:03
What the hell is going on
S01 • E14 I can't go through with this, Alan. - Two and a Half Men 00:37
I can't go through with this, Alan.
S01 • E22 Are you happy? - Two and a Half Men 00:13
Are you happy?
S01 • E17 I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells. - Two and a Half Men 00:37
I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells.
S01 • E01 All right. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
All right.
S03 • E14 Why don't you put some music on? - Two and a Half Men 00:13
Why don't you put some music on?
S10 • E04 Look at you making breakfast. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Look at you making breakfast.
S09 • E02 Where does she get off calling me a child? - Two and a Half Men 00:29
Where does she get off calling me a child?
S01 • E05 Okay. This is new for me. It's just... Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son. I have two mortgages, priv - Two and a Half Men 01:02
Okay. This is new for me. It's just... Charlie, I have...
S01 • E03 You know, that's an interesting sibling dynamic you've got goin' with your brother there. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
You know, that's an interesting sibling dynamic...
S01 • E10 Berta, nice looking bird, thanks for blowing off your family and cooking for ours. - Two and a Half Men 00:57
Berta, nice looking bird, thanks for blowing off your family...
S12 • E15 Honestly, I forgot she was here. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
Honestly, I forgot she was here.