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Yeah, we did get off to a bad start, and I really blame myself

Two and a Half Men

Yeah, we did get off to a bad start,and I really blame myself. No, I'd love to try again....

Two and a Half Men • S01E23 • 2003

Yeah, we did get off to a bad start,and I really blame myself. No, I'd love to try again. I'm going to go get Jake, but I'll leave the front door unlocked incase Satan shows up to collect your soul. Wait a minute. Alan?I gotta put you on hold a sec, Tiff. How come Judith's not bringing him over? I don't know. Judith asked me to do it,and I just got tired of arguing. She still busting your chopsabout what Jake said? Look, blame it on me. - Tell her I'm sorry.- She won't buy it. Sure she will.Women are suckers for a good apology. Just keep shoveling iton till roses start growing in it. Poor Satan. He'll come for your souland he'll leave empty-handed

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Yeah we did get off to a bad start and I really blame myself

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No I'd love to try again

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I'm going to go get Jake

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but I'll leave the front door unlocked in case Satan shows up to collect your soul

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Wait a minute Alan I gotta put you on hold a sec Tiff

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How come Judith's not bringing him over

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I don't know Judith asked me to do it and I just got tired of arguing

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She still busting your chops about what Jake said

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Look blame it on me

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Tell her I'm sorry She won't buy it

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Sure she will Women are suckers for a good apology

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Just keep shoveling it on till roses start growing in it

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Poor Satan He'll come for your soul and he'll leave empty handed

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أجل لقد كانت بدايتنا سيئة وأنا ألوم نفسي حقا

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كلا أود التجربة مجددا

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سأذهب لأحضر جايك

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ولكنني سأترك الباب الأمامي مفتوح في حالة إن جاء الشرير لأخذ روحك

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مهلا ألن سأجعلك تنتظرين يا تيف للحظة

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لم لا تحضره جوديث إلينا

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لا أدري لقد أخبرتني أن أقم بهذا وقد مللت من المناقشة

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ألا زالت تعكر صفوك بشان ما قاله جايك

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اسمعني ضع اللوم علي

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أخبرها بأسفي لن تصدق هذا

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بالتأكيد ستفعل فالنساء يحبوا الأعتذار

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استمر في تكرارها حتى تنضج الأزهار

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الشرير المسكين سيأتي لأجل روحك وسيعود صفر اليدين

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Oui nous avons commencé du mauvais pied et je m'en veux vraiment

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Non on peut recommencer quand vous voulez

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Je vais chercher Jake

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mais je laisse la porte ouverte au cas où Satan viendrait chercher ton âme

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Une petite minute Alan Je te fais attendre une seconde

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Pourquoi c'est pas Judith qui le ramène

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J'en sais rien Elle m'a demandé de venir et j'ai pas voulu protester

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Elle continue à t'en vouloir pour ce que Jake a dit

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Écoute dis lui que c'est ma faute

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et que je suis désolé Elle avalera pas ça

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Bien sûr que si les femmes avalent toujours les bonnes excuses

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Faut savoir bêcher le terrain jusqu'à ce que les roses y poussent

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Pauvre Satan Il va venir chercher ton âme et il va repartir les mains vides

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Ja wir hatten einen schlechten Anfang und ich mache mir echt Vorwürfe

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Nein Ich will es gern nochmal versuchen

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Ich fahre Jake abholen

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aber ich lass die Haustür auf falls der Teufel kommt und deine Seele holt

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Augenblick Alan Ich muss mal kurz auf stumm stellen Tiff

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Warum bringt Judith ihn nicht

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Keine Ahnung Judith hat mich darum gebeten und ich streite nicht mehr

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Macht sie immer noch Terror wegen Jakes Äußerungen

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Hör zu Schiebe es doch auf mich

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Sag es tut mir Leid Das glaubt sie nicht

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Und ob Frauen sind verrückt nach guten Entschuldigungen

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Du musst sie nur so lange aufhäufen bis Rosen daraus wachsen

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Der arme Teufel Will deine Seele holen und geht mit leeren Händen

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Да начало знакомства вышло не очень и это моя вина

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Я с радостью попробую еще раз

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Я поеду за Джейком

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но дверь оставлю незапертой

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Вдруг сатана явится за твоей душой

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Погоди Алан Тиффани я на секунду

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Почему Джудит сама его не привезет

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Не знаю Она попросила заехать а я устал спорить

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Она еще злится из за тех слов Джейка

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Вали на меня Скажи что мне жаль Она не купится

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Еще как купится Женщины падки на извинения

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Бери ее не мытьем так катаньем

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Бедный сатана

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Придет за твоей душой а уйдет ни с чем

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Si no tuvimos un buen comienzo y me culpo por eso

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No no me encantaría intentarlo de nuevo

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Voy a buscar a Jake

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pero voy a dejar la puerta abierta en caso de que Satanás venga a recoger tu alma

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Espera un minuto Alan Aguarda un momento Tiff

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Y Judith por que no lo trae

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No lo se Judith me lo pidió y estoy cansado de discutir

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Ella sigue furiosa contigo por lo que dijo Jake

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Mira cúlpame a mi

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Dile que lo lamento Ella no lo va a creer

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Claro que lo hará Las mujeres caen siempre con una buena disculpa

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Solo no pares de decírselo hasta que se canse

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Pobre Satanás

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Vendrá por tu alma y se ira con las manos vacías

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:26

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

23

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.