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You know what?

Two and a Half Men

You know what? It is my house. Look, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing,but there's nothing I...

Two and a Half Men • S01E09 • 2003

You know what? It is my house. Look, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing,but there's nothing I can do about it. And I want us to be buddies again.I don't want you to hate me anymore. - I don't hate you.- Good. I'm just very disappointed in you. I get enough of that crap from my mother. So what's it gonna take?Cash? Video games? I don't want stuff. I got plenty of stuffwhen my mom and dad broke up. Dude, this isn't the same thing. What's the difference?You liked Wendy, then you didn't like her, and no one cares what I want. Jake, buddy. Come here. Come here. Sit down. It's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that you're a kid.And what you want doesn't matter

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You know what It is my house

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Look I'm sorry about the Wendy thing but there's nothing I can do about it

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And I want us to be buddies again I don't want you to hate me anymore

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I don't hate you Good

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I'm just very disappointed in you

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I get enough of that crap from my mother

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So what's it gonna take Cash Video games

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I don't want stuff

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I got plenty of stuff when my mom and dad broke up

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Dude this isn't the same thing

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What's the difference You liked Wendy then you didn't like her

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and no one cares what I want

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Jake buddy Come here

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Come here

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Sit down

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It's not that I don't care what you want

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It's just that you're a kid And what you want doesn't matter

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أتعلم إنه منزلي

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اسمعني أنا آسف حيال أمر ويندي ولكن ليس بيدي حيلة حيال هذا

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وأنا أريدنا أن نعود أصدقاء مجددا لا أريدك أن تكرهني

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أنا لا أكرهك جيد

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أنا فقط خائب الأمل فيك

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لقد اكتفيت من هذا الهراء من أمي

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إذن ما الذي سيتكلفه الأمر ألعاب أموال

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لا أريد أشياء

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لقد حصلت على الكثير من الأشياء عندما انفصل أبي وأمي

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يا صاح هذا ليس الأمر ذاته

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ما الفارق لقد أحببت ويندي وبعدها لم تعد تحبها

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ولا أحد يهتم بما أريده

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جايك يا صاح تعال هنا

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تعال

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اجلس

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إنه ليس أنني لا أهتم بما تريده

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إنه فقط أنك طفل وأن ما ترغب فيه لا يهم

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T'as raison je suis chez moi après tout

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Désolé pour le week end dernier mais je ne peux rien y faire

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Je veux qu'on redevienne copains je ne veux plus que tu me détestes

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Je ne te déteste pas Tant mieux

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Je suis juste déçu par ton comportement

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Arrête on croirait entendre ma mère

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Allez qu'est ce que tu veux De l'argent Des jeux vidéo

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Je veux pas de cadeaux

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J'en ai eu plein quand maman et papa se sont séparés

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Attends ça n'a strictement rien à voir

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Quelle est la différence Tu aimais Wendy et le lendemain plus

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et tout le monde se fiche de ce que je veux

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Jake viens voir Allez viens

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Allez

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Assieds toi

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Ça ne veut pas dire que je me fiche de ce que tu veux

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c'est juste que tu es un enfant et ce que tu veux n'a pas d'importance

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Weißt du es ist doch mein Haus

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Jake die Sache mit Wendy tut mir Leid aber ich kann da gar nichts machen

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Ich will dass wir wieder Freunde sind und dass du mich wieder magst

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Ich mag dich doch Gut

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Ich bin nur sehr enttäuscht von dir

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Das hör ich oft genug von meiner Mutter

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Also was willst du Bargeld Videospiele

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Ich will keine Sachen

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Davon bekam ich genug als Mom und Dad sich getrennt haben

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Mann das ist nicht dasselbe

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Ach nein Du mochtest Wendy und dann nicht mehr

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und was ich will interessiert niemanden

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Jake Kumpel Komm her

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Komm

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Setz dich

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Es interessiert mich schon was du willst

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Nur bist du ein Kind Und was du willst ist unwichtig

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Знаешь что Это и правда мой дом

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Послушай Джейк мне жаль что так вышло с Уэнди

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но я ничего не могу с этим сделать

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И я хочу снова дружить с тобой Не хочу чтобы ты меня ненавидел

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Я тебя не ненавижу Хорошо

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Просто ты меня очень сильно разочаровал

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Эй Мне этой чепухи от мамы хватает

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Что тебе подарить чтобы ты меня простил Деньги Видеоигры

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Мне ничего не нужно

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Мне надарили всякого добра когда мама с папой разошлись

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Дружище это не то же самое

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В чем разница Тебе нравилась Уэнди потом она тебе разонравилась

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а чего я хочу всем наплевать

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Джейк дружок Иди сюда

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Иди сюда

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Садись

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Мне не наплевать на то чего ты хочешь

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Просто ты маленький И то чего ты хочешь не имеет значения

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Sabes algo Es mi casa también

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Mira Jake siento lo de Wendy pero no hay nada que pueda hacer

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Quiero que seamos amigos otra vez

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No quiero que me odies nunca más

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No te odio

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Bien

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Solo estoy muy decepcionado contigo

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Hey Estoy harto de oír esa mierda de mi madre

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Entonces que vas a querer Dinero Video juegos

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No quiero cosas

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Conseguí un montón de cosas cuando mi mama y mi papa rompieron

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Oh compañero esta no es la misma cosa

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Cuál es la diferencia

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Te gustaba Wendy después no te gusta y no tomas en cuenta lo que yo quería

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Jake Amiguito Ven aquí

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Siéntate

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No es que no me importe lo que quieres

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Solamente es que eres un niño

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Y lo que tu quieras no tiene importancia

Available in 6 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:07

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.