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You see, my relationships with women, they come and go

Two and a Half Men

You see, my relationships with women,they come and go. But you and me, we're family....

Two and a Half Men • S01E09 • 2003

You see, my relationships with women,they come and go. But you and me, we're family. That's solid. That's forever. You with me? I think so. Maybe I shouldn't be laying this on you,because you're 10. But I'm beginning to realize I might not be the guy I thoughteverybody thought I was. Yeah, it's a mind blower, isn't it? You see, the problem isn't withwho I go out with. The problem is with me. Your Uncle Charliehas major trust issues with women. And I think it might have something to dowith my relationship with my mom. I understand. Do you? No, I'm just tired and I don't care anymore. So, we're cool? - Yeah.- Good. - Good night.- Good night

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You see my relationships with women they come and go

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But you and me we're family

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That's solid That's forever You with me

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I think so

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Maybe I shouldn't be laying this on you because you're 10

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But I'm beginning to realize

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I might not be the guy I thought everybody thought I was

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Yeah it's a mind blower isn't it

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You see the problem isn't with who I go out with

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The problem is with me

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Your Uncle Charlie has major trust issues with women

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And I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my mom

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I understand

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Do you

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No I'm just tired and I don't care anymore

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So we're cool

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Yeah Good

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Good night Good night

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أترى علاقاتي مع النساء متقلبة

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ولكن أنا وأنت إننا عائلة

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هذا صلب هذا دائم أأنت معي

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أعتقد هذا

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لربما لا يجب علي أن أحملك هذا لأنك بعمر العاشرة

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ولكنني بدأت أتفهم أنني ربما لست ذاك الرجل الذي أعتقدت أنني أكونه

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أجل هذا مفاجئ صحيح

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المشكلة ليست مع من ألقاه

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المشكلة بي

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لدى عمك تشارلي مشاكل ثقة في النساء

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وأعتقد أن هذا له علاقه بعلاقتي مع أمي

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أتفهم هذا

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حقا

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كلا أنا فقط متعب ولم أعد أهتم

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إذن نحن على وفاق

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أجل جيد

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ليلة طيبة ليلة طيبة

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Les rapports que j'ai avec les femmes ne sont pas sérieux

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Mais toi et moi c'est la famille

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C'est du solide ça durera toujours tu me comprends

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Je crois que oui

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C'est peut être pas bien de me confier à toi tu n'as que dix ans

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Mais je commence à me rendre compte

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que l'homme que tout le monde voit n'est pas l'homme que je suis

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Oui C'est un peu compliqué je sais

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Le problème ne vient pas des filles avec qui je sors

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Le problème vient de moi

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Ton tonton Charlie a un petit souci de confiance avec les femmes

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Je pense que tout ça a un rapport avec ma mère

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Je vois oui

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Oui

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Non je suis fatigué et je m'en fiche

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Tu me pardonnes

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Oui Cool

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Bonne nuit Bonne nuit

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Meine Frauenbeziehungen die kommen und gehen

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Aber wir beide sind verwandt

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Das ist solide für immer Verstehst du

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Schätze ja

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Vielleicht sollte ich dich damit verschonen du bist erst 10

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Aber das Bild von dem ich dachte

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dass andere es von mir hätten scheint gar nicht zuzutreffen

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Ja Da fliegt dir der Kopf weg oder

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Das Problem sind nicht die Frauen die ich kennen lerne

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Das Problem liegt bei mir

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Dein Onkel Charlie hat bei Frauen eine schwere Vertrauensmacke

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Schätze das hat was mit meiner Mom zu tun

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Ich verstehe

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Wirklich

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Nein ich will schlafen und es interessiert mich nicht

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Alles wieder gut

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Ja Gut

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Gute Nacht Nacht

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Понимаешь женщины в моей жизни приходят и уходят

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А мы с тобой семья

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Это постоянно Это навсегда Следишь за мыслью

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Наверное

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Может не стоит на тебя это взваливать ведь тебе всего 10 лет

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Но я начинаю понимать

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что я возможно не тот парень которым меня все считают

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Да с ума сойти можно верно

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Видишь ли проблема не в женщинах с которыми я встречаюсь

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Проблема во мне

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Твой дядя Чарли не умеет доверять женщинам

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И думаю это как то связано с отношениями с моей мамой

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Понимаю

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Правда

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Нет я просто устал и мне уже все равно

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Так между нами все хорошо

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Да Отлично

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Доброй ночи Доброй ночи

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Lo ves mis relaciones con las mujeres

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Van y vienen Pero tú y yo somos familia

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Solida Para siempre Estas de acuerdo

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Eso creo

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Quiero decir tal vez no debas saber esto porque tienes solamente 10 años

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Pero comienzo a darme cuenta que puedo no ser el tipo

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que todos pensaban que era

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Hmm

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Si es increíble no

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Veras el problema no está con quien salgo

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El problema es conmigo

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Tu tío Charlie tiene problemas en confiar en las mujeres

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Y pienso que tengo algo que mejorar con la relación con mi mama

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Lo entiendo

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En serio

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No solo estoy cansado y no me importa nada más

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Entonces estamos bien

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Si

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Bien

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Buenas noches

Available in 6 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:02

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.