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You sure you don't want to come with us?

Two and a Half Men

You sure you don't want to come with us? - Do you really want me to come with you?- No, I...

Two and a Half Men • S01E16 • 2003

You sure you don't want to come with us? - Do you really want me to come with you?- No, I was just being polite. Listen, Frankie,we need to talk about you and Alan. Come on, stud. - You're not jealous, are you?- No. Dumbfounded, maybe. Mystified, astounded, flabbergasted,but not jealous. I just want to make surethat you understand how vulnerable he is. You don't think I'm vulnerable, too? Maybe you haven't noticed, Charlie, but I'm wrapped tighterthan an airport sandwich. Okay, let me put it this way,my brother is crazy about you. Well, I'm crazy about him, too. No, you don't understand. Alan's a nester. He's already imaginingthe two of you walking through IKEA, picking out flatware and throw pillows. - Come on.- He did it with me

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You sure you don't want to come with us

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Do you really want me to come with you No I was just being polite

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Listen Frankie we need to talk about you and Alan

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Come on stud

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You're not jealous are you No Dumbfounded maybe

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Mystified astounded flabbergasted but not jealous

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I just want to make sure that you understand how vulnerable he is

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You don't think I'm vulnerable too

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Maybe you haven't noticed Charlie

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but I'm wrapped tighter than an airport sandwich

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Okay let me put it this way my brother is crazy about you

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Well I'm crazy about him too

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No you don't understand Alan's a nester

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He's already imagining the two of you walking through IKEA

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picking out flatware and throw pillows

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Come on He did it with me

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أواثق أنك لا تريد أن تأتي معنا

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أتريدين أن آتي معكم كلا لقد كنت مهذبة معك فحسب

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اسمعيني يا فرانكي يجب أن نتحدث بشأنك أنت و آلن

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بربك أيها النجم

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أنت لا تغار منه صحيح كلا لربما مصعوق

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مندهش متحير منذهل ولكن ليس غيور

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أريد فقط أن أتأكد أنك تفهمين كم هو هش الآن

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ألا تعتقد أنني هشة الآن

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لربما لم تلاحظ يا تشارلي ولكنني مضغوطة أكثر من شطيرة بمطار

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حسنا دعيني أوضح الأمر أخي مجنون بك

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حسنا وأنا مجنونة به أيضا

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كلا أنت لا تفهمين آلن ملتزم

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إنه بالفعل يتخيل كلاكما وأنتما تمشيان بالمهد

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تختارون أدوات الطاولة و تلقون بالوسادات

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بربك لقد فعلها معي

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Tu es sûr de ne pas vouloir venir

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Vous voulez que je vienne Non je disais ça pour être polie

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Écoute Frankie Il faut qu'on parle de toi et d'Alan

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Allons mon grand

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Tu n'es pas jaloux surtout Non Un peu sur le cul je veux bien

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Abasourdi déconcerté époustouflé Oui mais pas jaloux

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Je veux juste m'assurer que tu sais à quel point il est vulnérable

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Tu ne crois pas que je suis vulnérable moi aussi

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T'as peut être pas remarqué

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mais j'ai moins d'autonomie qu'une sardine dans sa boîte

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Je vais t'expliquer ça autrement Mon frère est totalement fou de toi

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Mais moi aussi je suis tombée amoureuse de lui

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Tu n'as pas compris je crois Alan veut faire son nid

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Il vous imagine déjà furetant dans tous les magasins

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choisissant vos couverts coussins et meubles en kit

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Mais arrête Il l'a fait avec moi

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Willst du nicht mitkommen

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Willst du dass ich mitkomme Nein wollte nur höflich sein

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Hör zu Frankie wir müssen über dich und Alan reden

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Oh komm schon du Ass

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du wirst doch nicht eifersüchtig sein Nein vielleicht wie vom Donner gerührt

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verblüfft verwirrt überrascht aber nicht eifersüchtig

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Ich wollt dir nur klarmachen wie leicht verletzbar er ist

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Denkst du ich wär nicht genauso verletzbar

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Vielleicht hast du's nicht bemerkt

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aber ich bin so verletzbar wie ein Igel der ins Wasser gerollt wird

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Dann sag ich's mal so Mein Bruder ist total verrückt nach dir

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Und ich bin genauso verrückt nach ihm

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Versteh mich doch richtig Alan ist ein Nestbauer

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Er malt sich schon aus wie ihr beide durch IKEA lauft

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und Frühstücksbrettchen und Sofakissen aussucht

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Komm schon Das hat er auch mit mir gemacht

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Уверен что не хочешь пойти с нами

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Ты действительно хочешь этого Нет я просто проявила вежливость

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Послушай Фрэнки нужно поговорить о тебе и Алане

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Валяй красавчик

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Ты ведь не ревнуешь правда Нет Я ошарашен наверное

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Озадачен изумлен ошеломлен но точно не ревную

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Просто хочу убедиться что ты понимаешь насколько он раним

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Ты не считаешь что я тоже ранима

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Возможно ты не заметил Чарли

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я под давлением как сэндвич в аэропорту

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Давай я попробую иначе Мой брат без ума от тебя

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Что ж я без ума от него

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Нет ты не понимаешь Алан домосед наседка

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Он уже представляет как вы вдвоем идете по ИКЕЕ

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выбирая посуду и декоративные подушки

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Да ладно тебе Он так делал со мной

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Estás seguro de que no quieres venir

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De verdad quieres que vaya con ustedes No sólo estaba siendo amable

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Escucha Frankie necesitamos hablar de ti y de Alan

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Vamos amigo

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No estás celoso no No Sorprendido quizá

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Perplejo estupefacto atónito pero no celoso

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Sólo quiero asegurarme de que entiendas lo vulnerable que es

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Tú no crees que yo también soy vulnerable

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Quizá no lo hayas notado Charlie

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pero estoy más tensa que una vara de acero

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Te lo diré más simple mi hermano está loco por ti

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Yo también estoy loca por él

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No tú no entiendes Alan quiere formar un hogar

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Ya se imagina yendo de compras contigo

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eligiendo vajilla cubiertos y almohadones

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Vamos Lo hizo conmigo

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:46

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

16

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.