This is what I deserve, it's penance. Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal...
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Megan:
This is what I deserve, it's penance.
Alec:
Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal has ever received.
Megan:
It's what I get for slutting it up.
Alec:
Um, so you really think God made this blizzard punish to you for being slutty?
Megan:
No, I don't think God did it. That's ridiculous. I think my grandmother did, and I just don't know how.
Alec:
Right, that makes sense. Well, I would prefer not to spend the next 24 hours in an uncomfortable silence with you, so why don't we just pretend that we never had sex? It didn't happen. And then we can pretend that it's just the weather and not your passive-aggressive magical grandmother.
Megan:
No, that's like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube - you can't do it. It is out there. I have seen your penis. You've implied I'm a slut. Those are big things.
Alec:
Did you just call my penis big?
Megan:
Uh, no, no, I did not. I called the implication of your penis big.
Alec:
Well, it's still nice to hear.
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This is what I deserve,
it's penance.
Wow, that is officially
the worst review
my oatmeal
has ever received.
It's what I get for
slutting it up.
Um, so you really think
God made this blizzard
to punish you for
being slutty?
No, I don't
think God did it.
That's ridiculous.
I think my grandmother did,
and I just don't know how.
Right, that makes sense.
Well, I would prefer not
to spend the next 24 hours
in an uncomfortable
silence with you,
so why don't we just pretend
that we never had sex?
It didn't happen.
And then we can pretend
that it's just the weather
and not your passive-aggressive
magical grandma.
No, that's like
trying to get
the toothpaste back into
the tube-- you can't do it.
It is out there.
I have seen
your penis.
You've implied
I'm a slut.
Those are big things.
Did you just call
my penis big?
Uh, no, no, I did not.
I called the implication
of your penis big.
Well, it's
still nice to hear.
You can't just...
Erase the fact
that two people had sex.
I think you
underestimate us.
Hi, I'm Alec.
I'm Megan.
Megan, it's very
nice to meet you.
Um, what do you do
for a living?
Oh, Jesus, that--
that's what we're doing?
Uh, no.
Seriously, already?
We just started.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm, okay.
(Rick on TV)
We are monitoring the situation
very closely.
We're experiencing massive
shutdowns
all over the tristate area.
That includes dutchess county,
Harlan county,
Bronson county,
middlebrook county...
Monmouth county...
Wow, how the time flies.
... poughkeepsie...
Montauk...
Bing-- bing--
binghamton,
new paltz.
Uh, new paltz.
What's the capital
of New York?
All right, we'll try again,
but there are rules.
No upsetting questions.
I didn't
realize it was one.
Well, now you do.
Okay, I am trying very hard
to think of a question
that could in no way be
construed as upsetting.
Do you like dogs?
Perfectly non-upsetting
question, good job-- yes.
I like dogs.
Me too.
I have to
use the restroom.
That's allowed.
(Whispering)
That's allowed.
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Clip duration: 172 seconds
Views: 209
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A snowstorm forces two people who made an online connection to unwillingly extend their one-night stand as the blizzard goes through the night.
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00:28 I bet you 150 bucks you're going to die alone
00:42 Don't worry about it
00:09 You are an asshole in so many languages
00:08 I think you severely overestimate
00:23 She can do that
00:58 It's what I get for slutting it up
00:08 Look at 'em a million tiny little matchmakers
00:15 I see what's going on here
00:08 Japanese alphabet
00:09 I bet you 150 bucks you're gonna die alone
00:05 You couldn't just shit in the sink huh
00:33 You should turn this off You don't like this song
00:06 Um We're gonna starve
00:25 It just keeps coming
00:04 You taste like prison
00:34 This is a serious pattern I am regressing
00:33 Cedric's friend is having this birthday thing at this...
00:13 If there is one thing
00:09 Is that sort of what you had in mind
00:36 So earlier you asked what I did for a living