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This is what I deserve, it's penance. Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal...

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Megan: This is what I deserve, it's penance. Alec: Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal has ever received. Megan: It's what I get for slutting it up. Alec: Um, so you really think God made this blizzard punish to you for being slutty? Megan: No, I don't think God did it. That's ridiculous. I think my grandmother did, and I just don't know how. Alec: Right, that makes sense. Well, I would prefer not to spend the next 24 hours in an uncomfortable silence with you, so why don't we just pretend that we never had sex? It didn't happen. And then we can pretend that it's just the weather and not your passive-aggressive magical grandmother. Megan: No, that's like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube - you can't do it. It is out there. I have seen your penis. You've implied I'm a slut. Those are big things. Alec: Did you just call my penis big? Megan: Uh, no, no, I did not. I called the implication of your penis big. Alec: Well, it's still nice to hear.


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This is what I deserve, it's penance. Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal has ever received. It's what I get for slutting it up. Um, so you really think God made this blizzard to punish you for being slutty? No, I don't think God did it. That's ridiculous. I think my grandmother did, and I just don't know how. Right, that makes sense. Well, I would prefer not to spend the next 24 hours in an uncomfortable silence with you, so why don't we just pretend that we never had sex? It didn't happen. And then we can pretend that it's just the weather and not your passive-aggressive magical grandma. No, that's like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube-- you can't do it. It is out there. I have seen your penis. You've implied I'm a slut. Those are big things. Did you just call my penis big? Uh, no, no, I did not. I called the implication of your penis big. Well, it's still nice to hear. You can't just... Erase the fact that two people had sex. I think you underestimate us. Hi, I'm Alec. I'm Megan. Megan, it's very nice to meet you. Um, what do you do for a living? Oh, Jesus, that-- that's what we're doing? Uh, no. Seriously, already? We just started. Mm-hmm. Hmm, okay. (Rick on TV) We are monitoring the situation very closely. We're experiencing massive shutdowns all over the tristate area. That includes dutchess county, Harlan county, Bronson county, middlebrook county... Monmouth county... Wow, how the time flies. ... poughkeepsie... Montauk... Bing-- bing-- binghamton, new paltz. Uh, new paltz. What's the capital of New York? All right, we'll try again, but there are rules. No upsetting questions. I didn't realize it was one. Well, now you do. Okay, I am trying very hard to think of a question that could in no way be construed as upsetting. Do you like dogs? Perfectly non-upsetting question, good job-- yes. I like dogs. Me too. I have to use the restroom. That's allowed. (Whispering) That's allowed. ¶¶

Clip duration: 172 seconds
Views: 209
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A snowstorm forces two people who made an online connection to unwillingly extend their one-night stand as the blizzard goes through the night.


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