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"Two for the Road" quotes

Two for the Road poster
A couple in the south of France non-sequentially spin down the highways of infidelity in their troubled ten-year marriage.

Director: Stanley Donen
Writer: Frederic Raphael
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1967
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Jun 1967
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 10 nominations total

76 video clips

Maurice DalbretJoanna WallaceMark WallaceRuth ManchesterHoward ManchesterCathy ManchesterDavidFrancoise Dalbret
Worth a try - Two for the Road 00:03 Worth a try I thought you like people who are serious - Two for the Road 00:33 I thought you like people who are serious How are you Hello - Two for the Road 00:25 How are you Hello I don't know That's the whole thing - Two for the Road 00:11 I don't know That's the whole thing Aren't you coming to bed at all - Two for the Road 00:04 Aren't you coming to bed at all You ever smell hickory smoke Never - Two for the Road 00:33 You ever smell hickory smoke Never Do you know what marriage is - Two for the Road 00:18 Do you know what marriage is It's typical of me that as soon as I get away - Two for the Road 00:10 It's typical of me that as soon as I get away At least you're not a bad tempered disorganized conceited failure anymore - Two for the Road 00:13 At least you're not a bad tempered disorganized... What kind of people would sit like that without a word to say to each other - Two for the Road 00:07 What kind of people would sit like that without a word to... Why is it when you give a woman what she wants she gets so bloody minded - Two for the Road 00:10 Why is it when you give a woman what she wants she gets so... This is definitely against my principles - Two for the Road 00:14 This is definitely against my principles We agreed before we were married - Two for the Road 00:12 We agreed before we were married What's French for I don't believe you and you're not going to get a damn penny - Two for the Road 00:06 What's French for I don't believe you and... If there's one thing I really despise it's an indispensable woman - Two for the Road 00:06 If there's one thing I really despise it's an... No they don't Ruthie Do they Howie - Two for the Road 00:07 No they don't Ruthie Do they Howie Come on baby - Two for the Road 00:24 Come on baby That's how it is - Two for the Road 00:30 That's how it is Why do you think Red China is a bitch - Two for the Road 00:04 Why do you think Red China is a bitch You do You just want me to become a beautiful memory The sooner the better - Two for the Road 00:09 You do You just want me to become a beautiful memory The... But where Find some - Two for the Road 00:10 But where Find some Mommy do snakes have nipples - Two for the Road 00:04 Mommy do snakes have nipples Ruthie that hurt Mommy - Two for the Road 00:10 Ruthie that hurt Mommy What sort of people sit in a restaurant and don't even try to talk to each other - Two for the Road 00:09 What sort of people sit in a restaurant and don't even... You promised when we were married you'd always be happy - Two for the Road 00:12 You promised when we were married you'd always be happy What do people have rows about Money sex - Two for the Road 00:27 What do people have rows about Money sex Shouldn't get too much sun the first day I don't burn I've got asbestos skin - Two for the Road 00:06 Shouldn't get too much sun the first day I don't... How are you Hello - Two for the Road 00:06 How are you Hello I am sorry we did not know each other longer - Two for the Road 00:16 I am sorry we did not know each other longer You had hair in those days of course - Two for the Road 00:12 You had hair in those days of course I suppose Caroline has nothing to do with you - Two for the Road 00:04 I suppose Caroline has nothing to do with you If you want to live in one half of a suburban shoebox - Two for the Road 00:15 If you want to live in one half of a suburban shoebox The girls were patty about you and so Heaven knows were you - Two for the Road 00:06 The girls were patty about you and so Heaven knows were you I think we were damn lucky to get the place frankly - Two for the Road 00:10 I think we were damn lucky to get the place frankly The trouble with women is they try to label you - Two for the Road 00:14 The trouble with women is they try to label you Why don't you put a very British sock in it - Two for the Road 00:08 Why don't you put a very British sock in it Sorry do you want me to take your picture - Two for the Road 00:18 Sorry do you want me to take your picture It's not that I have anything against sex It's contracts I don't go for - Two for the Road 00:09 It's not that I have anything against sex It's... I always thought American women would be different - Two for the Road 00:22 I always thought American women would be different Ruthie this time I have to say no And I mean no Now no - Two for the Road 00:06 Ruthie this time I have to say no And I mean no Now no She was selfish grasping philistine - Two for the Road 00:12 She was selfish grasping philistine What is it candyface I'm hungry - Two for the Road 00:05 What is it candyface I'm hungry I think Howard's wonderful the way he organizes everything - Two for the Road 00:11 I think Howard's wonderful the way he organizes... I'm hungry Hand me that guidebook sugar - Two for the Road 00:06 I'm hungry Hand me that guidebook sugar Howard has a tremendously mature quality That's what I love about him - Two for the Road 00:26 Howard has a tremendously mature quality That's what I... Come on sweetheart we're playing - Two for the Road 00:04 Come on sweetheart we're playing Must we dice with death - Two for the Road 00:13 Must we dice with death Sweetheart I hate to say it - Two for the Road 00:06 Sweetheart I hate to say it I warn you Don't - Two for the Road 00:05 I warn you Don't I'm hungry - Two for the Road 00:04 I'm hungry This may sound absolutely ridiculous to you - Two for the Road 00:26 This may sound absolutely ridiculous to you Okay Let's get this show on the road - Two for the Road 00:06 Okay Let's get this show on the road Who are you Some girl - Two for the Road 00:05 Who are you Some girl All right now when we're ready - Two for the Road 00:10 All right now when we're ready Don't you have a spare - Two for the Road 00:09 Don't you have a spare You're right Let's find a hotel - Two for the Road 00:12 You're right Let's find a hotel We can't even have a fight in peace Leave me - Two for the Road 00:05 We can't even have a fight in peace Leave me Do you mind undoing what you did - Two for the Road 00:04 Do you mind undoing what you did And will you be unfaithful to me Blatantly - Two for the Road 00:10 And will you be unfaithful to me Blatantly When did you start being as snide as this - Two for the Road 00:25 When did you start being as snide as this I don't have any suitable clothes for a gala - Two for the Road 00:08 I don't have any suitable clothes for a gala You know what I dreamt - Two for the Road 00:21 You know what I dreamt I won't ever let you down I will you - Two for the Road 00:05 I won't ever let you down I will you You were marvelous darling Absolutely marvelous - Two for the Road 00:17 You were marvelous darling Absolutely marvelous Your wife is happy Yes - Two for the Road 00:10 Your wife is happy Yes As I said to the Duchess If you want to be a duchess be a duchess - Two for the Road 00:10 As I said to the Duchess If you want to be a duchess be a... Find us a big bed - Two for the Road 00:06 Find us a big bed Why Because I'm tired of being a parasite - Two for the Road 00:16 Why Because I'm tired of being a parasite I don't understand sex - Two for the Road 00:13 I don't understand sex Yesterday I can't do I have things I have to do yesterday - Two for the Road 00:05 Yesterday I can't do I have things I have to do... What's the name of your fianc e again - Two for the Road 00:07 What's the name of your fianc e again I love happy endings You're just plain immoral - Two for the Road 00:05 I love happy endings You're just plain immoral You really mustn't blame yourself you know - Two for the Road 00:10 You really mustn't blame yourself you know Why do you think I'm here - Two for the Road 00:16 Why do you think I'm here I love happy endings You're just plain immoral - Two for the Road 00:08 I love happy endings You're just plain immoral I can't hear myself drink - Two for the Road 00:05 I can't hear myself drink

Cast

Joanna Wallace - Audrey Hepburn
Mark Wallace - Albert Finney
Cathy Manchester - Eleanor Bron
Howard Manchester - William Daniels
Ruth Manchester - Gabrielle Middleton
All Cast