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"Two Weeks Notice" quotes

Two Weeks Notice poster
A lawyer decides that she's used too much like a nanny by her boss, so she walks out on him.

Director: Marc Lawrence
Writer: Marc Lawrence
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $93,354,851
Released: 20 Dec 2002
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

53 video clips

June CarterGeorge WadeLucy KelsonPaul The AttorneyPolly St. ClairMan Getting Into CabMeryl BrooksRuth KelsonLarry KelsonTomLauren WadeTonyHelen WadeWoman In ElevatorHoward WadeNormanDonald TrumpRv Woman
Do you know what I like even more than chess - Two Weeks Notice 00:16 Do you know what I like even more than chess Before you came into my life I was capable of making decisions - Two Weeks Notice 00:19 Before you came into my life I was capable of making... You live at a hotel Well I own the hotel and I live there - Two Weeks Notice 00:07 You live at a hotel Well I own the hotel and I live there So do we have a deal - Two Weeks Notice 00:30 So do we have a deal And am now poor Good - Two Weeks Notice 00:09 And am now poor Good Yeah she's terrifying - Two Weeks Notice 00:07 Yeah she's terrifying Hi Hey hey - Two Weeks Notice 00:33 Hi Hey hey We will help you Mrs Mu ez - Two Weeks Notice 00:08 We will help you Mrs Mu ez The man you're dancing with is deeply troubled okay - Two Weeks Notice 00:26 The man you're dancing with is deeply troubled okay George I have an ulcer - Two Weeks Notice 00:28 George I have an ulcer I come home When I walk in I know my mama has dinner on the table - Two Weeks Notice 00:17 I come home When I walk in I know my mama has dinner on the... We obviously can't leave you alone with the stapler - Two Weeks Notice 00:05 We obviously can't leave you alone with the stapler Yes so it is - Two Weeks Notice 00:34 Yes so it is Look I had to fight for Tom It was the best thing I ever did - Two Weeks Notice 00:17 Look I had to fight for Tom It was the best thing I ever did Hi Mr Wong - Two Weeks Notice 00:30 Hi Mr Wong You make Gandhi look like a used car salesman - Two Weeks Notice 00:04 You make Gandhi look like a used car salesman You ran out of a wedding You said it was an emergency - Two Weeks Notice 00:15 You ran out of a wedding You said it was an emergency Listen if you've got to go go - Two Weeks Notice 00:23 Listen if you've got to go go I can accomplish so much Come on over for strawberry ice cream - Two Weeks Notice 00:11 I can accomplish so much Come on over for strawberry ice... Sorry everybody - Two Weeks Notice 00:10 Sorry everybody You're referring to the alleged infidelity are you not - Two Weeks Notice 00:11 You're referring to the alleged infidelity are you not She looks so peaceful when she's asleep - Two Weeks Notice 00:12 She looks so peaceful when she's asleep Can I get you anything I'd love some Milk Duds - Two Weeks Notice 00:13 Can I get you anything I'd love some Milk Duds Well I can swing a racket - Two Weeks Notice 00:08 Well I can swing a racket You should have gone with George Well he asked June - Two Weeks Notice 00:14 You should have gone with George Well he asked June Get someone who can write a brief instead of removing yours - Two Weeks Notice 00:07 Get someone who can write a brief instead of removing yours All men are pawns when it comes to women - Two Weeks Notice 00:06 All men are pawns when it comes to women Did you tell Billy that you loved him - Two Weeks Notice 00:08 Did you tell Billy that you loved him I was always too scared to go anywhere alone - Two Weeks Notice 00:10 I was always too scared to go anywhere alone Wow I love your dress Thank you - Two Weeks Notice 00:21 Wow I love your dress Thank you Okay now what do you think of this - Two Weeks Notice 00:11 Okay now what do you think of this Don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to help you pick out a suit - Two Weeks Notice 00:05 Don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to help... Divorce always gives me an appetite Kebab - Two Weeks Notice 00:08 Divorce always gives me an appetite Kebab A rolling stone gathers no moss - Two Weeks Notice 00:22 A rolling stone gathers no moss Wade Trump - Two Weeks Notice 00:26 Wade Trump The attorney who was planning to quit reconsidered - Two Weeks Notice 00:11 The attorney who was planning to quit reconsidered I find you annoying Yes I'm sure you do - Two Weeks Notice 00:08 I find you annoying Yes I'm sure you do Well that was a very nice speech you just made - Two Weeks Notice 00:24 Well that was a very nice speech you just made I am unemployable You called everyone except for Slurpee Heaven - Two Weeks Notice 00:15 I am unemployable You called everyone except for Slurpee... You know what I love even more than chess - Two Weeks Notice 00:22 You know what I love even more than chess This is ironclad Houdini couldn't get out of this contract - Two Weeks Notice 00:09 This is ironclad Houdini couldn't get out of this... Come here babies - Two Weeks Notice 00:03 Come here babies So you work here now Uh huh - Two Weeks Notice 00:17 So you work here now Uh huh That last chili dog is really barking - Two Weeks Notice 00:24 That last chili dog is really barking Well it's a terrific r sum Polly - Two Weeks Notice 00:28 Well it's a terrific r sum Polly Mr Wade so sorry to bother - Two Weeks Notice 01:15 Mr Wade so sorry to bother

Cast

Lucy Kelson - Sandra Bullock
George Wade - Hugh Grant
June Carver - Alicia Witt
Ruth Kelson - Dana Ivey
Larry Kelson - Robert Klein
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