"UHF" quotes

UHF poster
An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.

Director: Jay Levey
Writer: 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Jay Levey, Charles Holloway
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 32/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $6,157,157
Released: 21 Jul 1989
Awards: N/A

66 Clips

You idiot Can't you do anything I tell you to do - UHF 00:14
You idiot Can't you do anything I tell you to do
Hey mister - UHF 00:07
Hey mister
Teri I'm sorry - UHF 00:25
Teri I'm sorry
Hi Pamela Finklestein here - UHF 00:32
Hi Pamela Finklestein here
Hey I didn't get an umbrella - UHF 00:04
Hey I didn't get an umbrella
I'm George Newman and today our special guest - UHF 00:05
I'm George Newman and today our special guest
Hey Big Louie What's happening - UHF 00:37
Hey Big Louie What's happening
Hey mister - UHF 00:20
Hey mister
Wow look at that You can't do this - UHF 00:34
Wow look at that You can't do this
Excuse me - UHF 00:06
Excuse me
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this - UHF 00:12
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
He starts where the others stop - UHF 00:36
He starts where the others stop
Hiya George - UHF 00:08
Hiya George
Stupid - UHF 00:04
Stupid
What do you say stranger - UHF 00:19
What do you say stranger
You know Bob o - UHF 00:18
You know Bob o
Spatula city we sell spatulas - UHF 00:07
Spatula city we sell spatulas
Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up - UHF 00:18
Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up
You are a worthless human being Mr - UHF 00:16
You are a worthless human being Mr
Hey W wait a minute - UHF 00:24
Hey W wait a minute
Hey W wait a minute - UHF 00:19
Hey W wait a minute
Can I help you - UHF 00:27
Can I help you
It's really George did you get fired again - UHF 00:21
It's really George did you get fired again
You know what the problem is - UHF 00:14
You know what the problem is
We've got three shows in the top five - UHF 00:37
We've got three shows in the top five
George George dear can you come over here for a second - UHF 00:06
George George dear can you come over here for a second
Well I think the fries are just about done - UHF 00:15
Well I think the fries are just about done
George - UHF 00:30
George
Friends - UHF 00:35
Friends
Friends - UHF 00:32
Friends
I don't know about this George I mean I don't know the first thing - UHF 00:13
I don't know about this George I mean I don't know the first...
Yeah so Can I help you - UHF 00:35
Yeah so Can I help you
So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again - UHF 00:13
So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got...
Well I've got some good news and some bad news - UHF 00:30
Well I've got some good news and some bad news
George what's the matter - UHF 00:36
George what's the matter
If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour - UHF 00:15
If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour
What's this - UHF 00:15
What's this
Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski - UHF 00:37
Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski
Hey Wanna go for a ride - UHF 00:34
Hey Wanna go for a ride
This community means about as much to me - UHF 00:37
This community means about as much to me
This is pretty good water - UHF 00:27
This is pretty good water
Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal Thanks - UHF 00:30
Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal...
Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal Thanks - UHF 00:27
Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal...
You know those dreams you're always having - UHF 00:35
You know those dreams you're always having
Hey Hey I know you - UHF 00:31
Hey Hey I know you
I need a drink You don't drink - UHF 00:06
I need a drink You don't drink
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy - UHF 00:20
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy
Next week on U 62 - UHF 00:32
Next week on U 62
My name is Philo - UHF 00:24
My name is Philo
This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8 - UHF 00:35
This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8
Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up - UHF 00:05
Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up
Do you believe this - UHF 00:28
Do you believe this
Raul Hernandez Yeah - UHF 00:24
Raul Hernandez Yeah
Gun control is for wimps and Commies - UHF 00:11
Gun control is for wimps and Commies
Broads don't belong in broadcasting - UHF 00:18
Broads don't belong in broadcasting
George you know I was wondering like - UHF 00:28
George you know I was wondering like
How could you do this to me - UHF 00:25
How could you do this to me
Okay I'm thinking of something - UHF 00:23
Okay I'm thinking of something
Watch out Mr Coyote Oh that's terrible - UHF 00:16
Watch out Mr Coyote Oh that's terrible
Yeah check this out - UHF 00:34
Yeah check this out
Hi George Well I finished with the TV show - UHF 00:27
Hi George Well I finished with the TV show
Hello This is Sy Greenblum president of Spatula City - UHF 00:10
Hello This is Sy Greenblum president of Spatula City
Oh Joel Miller - UHF 00:13
Oh Joel Miller
Hey kids where do you want to go - UHF 00:34
Hey kids where do you want to go
George my friend he gave me this mop - UHF 00:37
George my friend he gave me this mop
A red snapper - UHF 00:35
A red snapper

Cast

George Newman - 'Weird Al' Yankovic
R.J. Fletcher - Kevin McCarthy
Stanley Spadowski - Michael Richards
Uncle Harvey - Stanley Brock
Raul Hernandez - Trinidad Silva
Noodles - Billy Barty
Richard Fletcher - John Paragon
Pamela Finklestein - Fran Drescher
Aunt Esther - Sue Ane Langdon
Head Thug - David Proval
Killer Thug - Grant James
Joe Earley - Emo Philips
Gandhi - Jay Levey
The Kipper Kids - Brian Routh
The Kipper Kids - Martin von Haselberg
Cameraman - Lou B. Washington
FCC Man - Nik Hagler
Bartender - Robert K. Weiss
Spatula Husband - Eldon G. Hallum
Spatula Wife - Sherry Engstrom
Spatula Neighbor - Sara Allen
Sy Greenblum - Bob Hungerford
Crazy Ernie - John Cadenhead
Blind Man - Francis M. Carlson
Earl Ramsey - Ivan Green
Joel Miller - Adam Maras
Little Weasel - Joseph Witt
Teri's Father - Tony Frank
Teri's Mother - Billie Lee Thrash
Fletcher Cronie #1 - Barry Friedman
Fletcher Cronie #2 - Kevin Roden
Phyllis Weaver - Lisa R. Stefanic
Big Edna - Nancy Johnson
Little Old Lady - Wilma Jeanne Cummins
Animal Deliveryman - Cliff Stephens
Band: Guitar - Jim West
Band: Bass Guitar - Steve Jay
Band: Drums - Jon Schwartz
Band: Keyboard - Kim Bullard
Whipped Cream Eater - Barry Hansen
Thug #3 - Bob Maras
Thug #4 - George Fisher
Guide #1 - Tony Salome
Guide #2 - Joe Restivo
Yodeler - Charles Marsh
Mud Wrestler - Belinda Bauer
Mud Wrestler - Lori Wagner
Conan the Librarian - Roger Callard
Timid Man - Robert Frank
Boy with Books - Jeff Maynard
Promo Announcer - M.G. Kelly
Promo Announcer - Jay Gardner
Promo Announcer - John Harlan
Promo Announcer - Jim Rose
Kid in Audience - Adam Clarke
Talk Show Guest - Dominatrix - Tamara Clatterbuck
Party Guest - Kenwick Cook
Gorbachev - Herbert Glucksman
Kimberly Hall - Rhias Hall
Son in the Cemetery - Michael W. Hogan
Donor at Telethon - Marlo Holly
Donor at Telethon - Jeff Howard
Spatula City Shopper - David Dillinger Jefferis
Surfer - Allan Lay
Spatula's Daughter - Gigi Orsillo
Disco Dancer - Gary Sievers
Playhouse Audience - Christy Tate