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An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.

Director: Jay Levey
Writer: 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Jay Levey, Charles Holloway
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 32/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $6,157,157
Released: 21 Jul 1989
Awards: N/A
Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal Thanks - UHF 00:30 Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal... Hey Wanna go for a ride - UHF 00:34 Hey Wanna go for a ride Well I've got some good news and some bad news - UHF 00:30 Well I've got some good news and some bad news Friends - UHF 00:35 Friends Hey W wait a minute - UHF 00:24 Hey W wait a minute I'm George Newman and today our special guest - UHF 00:05 I'm George Newman and today our special guest A red snapper - UHF 00:55 A red snapper George my friend he gave me this mop - UHF 01:01 George my friend he gave me this mop Hey kids where do you want to go - UHF 01:11 Hey kids where do you want to go Oh Joel Miller - UHF 00:21 Oh Joel Miller Hello This is Sy Greenblum president of Spatula City - UHF 00:11 Hello This is Sy Greenblum president of Spatula City How could you do this to me - UHF 00:27 How could you do this to me George you know I was wondering like - UHF 00:28 George you know I was wondering like Hi George Well I finished with the TV show - UHF 00:30 Hi George Well I finished with the TV show Yeah check this out - UHF 01:12 Yeah check this out Watch out Mr Coyote Oh that's terrible - UHF 00:16 Watch out Mr Coyote Oh that's terrible Okay I'm thinking of something - UHF 00:29 Okay I'm thinking of something Gun control is for wimps and Commies - UHF 00:12 Gun control is for wimps and Commies Raul Hernandez Yeah - UHF 00:24 Raul Hernandez Yeah Broads don't belong in broadcasting - UHF 00:22 Broads don't belong in broadcasting Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up - UHF 00:10 Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up My name is Philo - UHF 00:28 My name is Philo I need a drink You don't drink - UHF 00:07 I need a drink You don't drink Do you believe this - UHF 00:28 Do you believe this You know those dreams you're always having - UHF 00:50 You know those dreams you're always having This is pretty good water - UHF 00:32 This is pretty good water This community means about as much to me - UHF 00:38 This community means about as much to me Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski - UHF 00:43 Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski What's this - UHF 00:21 What's this This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8 - UHF 00:58 This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8 Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy - UHF 00:25 Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy Next week on U 62 - UHF 00:58 Next week on U 62 Hey Hey I know you - UHF 00:38 Hey Hey I know you If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour - UHF 00:18 If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour George what's the matter - UHF 00:45 George what's the matter Well I've got some good news and some bad news - UHF 00:33 Well I've got some good news and some bad news So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again - UHF 00:15 So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears... Yeah so Can I help you - UHF 00:41 Yeah so Can I help you I don't know about this George I mean I don't know the first thing - UHF 00:21 I don't know about this George I mean I don't know... George - UHF 00:37 George Well I think the fries are just about done - UHF 00:22 Well I think the fries are just about done George George dear can you come over here for a second - UHF 00:09 George George dear can you come over here for a second We've got three shows in the top five - UHF 01:07 We've got three shows in the top five You know what the problem is - UHF 00:14 You know what the problem is It's really George did you get fired again - UHF 00:30 It's really George did you get fired again Can I help you - UHF 00:33 Can I help you You are a worthless human being Mr - UHF 00:21 You are a worthless human being Mr Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up - UHF 00:23 Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up Spatula city we sell spatulas - UHF 00:07 Spatula city we sell spatulas You know Bob o - UHF 00:21 You know Bob o What do you say stranger - UHF 00:24 What do you say stranger Stupid - UHF 00:07 Stupid Hiya George - UHF 00:08 Hiya George He starts where the others stop - UHF 00:56 He starts where the others stop I'm gonna get to the bottom of this - UHF 00:16 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this Excuse me - UHF 00:06 Excuse me Wow look at that You can't do this - UHF 00:57 Wow look at that You can't do this Hey mister - UHF 00:23 Hey mister Hey Big Louie What's happening - UHF 01:02 Hey Big Louie What's happening Hey I didn't get an umbrella - UHF 00:08 Hey I didn't get an umbrella Hi Pamela Finklestein here - UHF 00:34 Hi Pamela Finklestein here Teri I'm sorry - UHF 00:32 Teri I'm sorry Hey mister - UHF 00:08 Hey mister You idiot Can't you do anything I tell you to do - UHF 00:20 You idiot Can't you do anything I tell you to do

Cast

George Newman - 'Weird Al' Yankovic
R.J. Fletcher - Kevin McCarthy
Stanley Spadowski - Michael Richards