"UHF" quotes

UHF poster

An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.

Director: Jay Levey

Writer: 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Jay Levey, Charles Holloway

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, sci-fi

Year: 1989

MetaScore: 32/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: $6,157,157

Released: 21 Jul 1989

Awards: N/A

66 Clips

You idiot Can't you do anything I tell you to do - UHF

You idiot Can't you do anything I tell you to do

Hey mister - UHF

Teri I'm sorry - UHF

Hi Pamela Finklestein here - UHF

Hi Pamela Finklestein here

Hey I didn't get an umbrella - UHF

Hey I didn't get an umbrella

I'm George Newman and today our special guest - UHF

I'm George Newman and today our special guest

Hey Big Louie What's happening - UHF

Hey Big Louie What's happening

Hey mister - UHF

Wow look at that You can't do this - UHF

Wow look at that You can't do this

Excuse me - UHF

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this - UHF

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this

He starts where the others stop - UHF

He starts where the others stop

Hiya George - UHF

What do you say stranger - UHF

What do you say stranger

You know Bob o - UHF

Spatula city we sell spatulas - UHF

Spatula city we sell spatulas

Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up - UHF

Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up

You are a worthless human being Mr - UHF

You are a worthless human being Mr

Hey W wait a minute - UHF

Hey W wait a minute

Hey W wait a minute - UHF

Hey W wait a minute

Can I help you - UHF

It's really George did you get fired again - UHF

It's really George did you get fired again

You know what the problem is - UHF

You know what the problem is

We've got three shows in the top five - UHF

We've got three shows in the top five

George George dear can you come over here for a second - UHF

George George dear can you come over here for a second

Well I think the fries are just about done - UHF

Well I think the fries are just about done

I don't know about this George I mean I don't know the first thing - UHF

I don't know about this George I mean I don't know the first...

Yeah so Can I help you - UHF

Yeah so Can I help you

So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again - UHF

So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got...

Well I've got some good news and some bad news - UHF

Well I've got some good news and some bad news

George what's the matter - UHF

George what's the matter

If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour - UHF

If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour

What's this - UHF

Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski - UHF

Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski

Hey Wanna go for a ride - UHF

Hey Wanna go for a ride

This community means about as much to me - UHF

This community means about as much to me

This is pretty good water - UHF

This is pretty good water

Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal Thanks - UHF

Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal...

Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal Thanks - UHF

Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal...

You know those dreams you're always having - UHF

You know those dreams you're always having

Hey Hey I know you - UHF

Hey Hey I know you

I need a drink You don't drink - UHF

I need a drink You don't drink

Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy - UHF

Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy

Next week on U 62 - UHF

Next week on U 62

My name is Philo - UHF

My name is Philo

This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8 - UHF

This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8

Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up - UHF

Okay How's this for our new Friday night line up

Do you believe this - UHF

Do you believe this

Raul Hernandez Yeah - UHF

Raul Hernandez Yeah

Gun control is for wimps and Commies - UHF

Gun control is for wimps and Commies

Broads don't belong in broadcasting - UHF

Broads don't belong in broadcasting

George you know I was wondering like - UHF

George you know I was wondering like

How could you do this to me - UHF

How could you do this to me

Okay I'm thinking of something - UHF

Okay I'm thinking of something

Watch out Mr Coyote Oh that's terrible - UHF

Watch out Mr Coyote Oh that's terrible

Yeah check this out - UHF

Yeah check this out

Hi George Well I finished with the TV show - UHF

Hi George Well I finished with the TV show

Hello This is Sy Greenblum president of Spatula City - UHF

Hello This is Sy Greenblum president of Spatula City

Oh Joel Miller - UHF

Hey kids where do you want to go - UHF

Hey kids where do you want to go

George my friend he gave me this mop - UHF

George my friend he gave me this mop

A red snapper - UHF

Cast

George Newman - 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Teri - Victoria Jackson

R.J. Fletcher - Kevin McCarthy

Stanley Spadowski - Michael Richards

Bob - David Bowe

Uncle Harvey - Stanley Brock

Philo - Anthony Geary

Raul Hernandez - Trinidad Silva

Kuni - Gedde Watanabe

Noodles - Billy Barty

Richard Fletcher - John Paragon

Pamela Finklestein - Fran Drescher

Aunt Esther - Sue Ane Langdon

Head Thug - David Proval

Killer Thug - Grant James

Joe Earley - Emo Philips

Gandhi - Jay Levey

The Kipper Kids - Brian Routh

The Kipper Kids - Martin von Haselberg

Cameraman - Lou B. Washington

Bum - Vance Colvig Jr.

Billy - Travis Knight

FCC Man - Nik Hagler

Bartender - Robert K. Weiss

Spatula Husband - Eldon G. Hallum

Spatula Wife - Sherry Engstrom

Spatula Neighbor - Sara Allen

Sy Greenblum - Bob Hungerford

Crazy Ernie - John Cadenhead

Blind Man - Francis M. Carlson

Earl Ramsey - Ivan Green

Joel Miller - Adam Maras

Little Weasel - Joseph Witt

Teri's Father - Tony Frank

Teri's Mother - Billie Lee Thrash

Fletcher Cronie #1 - Barry Friedman

Fletcher Cronie #2 - Kevin Roden

Phyllis Weaver - Lisa R. Stefanic

Big Edna - Nancy Johnson

Betty - Debbie Mathieu

Little Old Lady - Wilma Jeanne Cummins

Animal Deliveryman - Cliff Stephens

Band: Guitar - Jim West

Band: Bass Guitar - Steve Jay

Band: Drums - Jon Schwartz

Band: Keyboard - Kim Bullard

Whipped Cream Eater - Barry Hansen

Thug #3 - Bob Maras

Thug #4 - George Fisher

Guide #1 - Tony Salome

Guide #2 - Joe Restivo

Yodeler - Charles Marsh

Mud Wrestler - Belinda Bauer

Mud Wrestler - Lori Wagner

Satan - Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Conan the Librarian - Roger Callard

Timid Man - Robert Frank

Boy with Books - Jeff Maynard

Promo Announcer - M.G. Kelly

Promo Announcer - Jay Gardner

Promo Announcer - John Harlan

Promo Announcer - Jim Rose

Kid in Audience - Adam Clarke

Talk Show Guest - Dominatrix - Tamara Clatterbuck

Party Guest - Kenwick Cook

Gorbachev - Herbert Glucksman

Kimberly Hall - Rhias Hall

Son in the Cemetery - Michael W. Hogan

Donor at Telethon - Marlo Holly

Donor at Telethon - Jeff Howard

Spatula City Shopper - David Dillinger Jefferis

Surfer - Allan Lay

Spatula's Daughter - Gigi Orsillo

Disco Dancer - Gary Sievers

Playhouse Audience - Christy Tate