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[On the television show "Conan the Librarian"] Timid Man:
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy? [Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands] Conan the Librarian:
[imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System? Movie Announcer:
[addressing viewers]
He's Conan the Librarian! Young book customer:
[before Conan slices him in half]
These books are a little overdue
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy? [Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands] Conan the Librarian:
[imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System? Movie Announcer:
[addressing viewers]
He's Conan the Librarian! Young book customer:
[before Conan slices him in half]
These books are a little overdue
Full Transcript
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Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy
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WITH GERMAN ACCENT Don't you know the Dewey decimal system
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ANNOUNCER Conan the Librarian
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I'm sorry
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These books are a little overdue
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Movie Summary
An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.
