Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy? Don't you know the Dewey Decimal...
Something wrong with the clip?
Quote
[On the television show "Conan the Librarian"]
Timid Man:
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?
[Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands]
Conan the Librarian:
[imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?
Movie Announcer:
[addressing viewers]
He's Conan the Librarian!
Young book customer:
[before Conan slices him in half]
These books are a little overdue.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.611
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy
00:00:07.799 --> 00:00:12.454
WITH GERMAN ACCENT Don't you know the Dewey decimal system
00:00:12.554 --> 00:00:14.873
ANNOUNCER Conan the Librarian
00:00:14.973 --> 00:00:16.583
I'm sorry
00:00:16.683 --> 00:00:18.793
These books are a little overdue
Clip duration: 25 seconds
Views: 139
Timestamp in movie: 00h 52m 02s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.
Comments
Actors
00:07 I need a drink You don't drink
00:38 Hey Hey I know you
00:50 You know those dreams you're always having
00:30 Hey you really went beyond the call of duty on this one pal...
00:32 This is pretty good water
00:38 This community means about as much to me
00:34 Hey Wanna go for a ride
00:43 Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski
00:21 What's this
00:18 If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour
00:45 George what's the matter
00:30 Well I've got some good news and some bad news
00:15 So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears...
00:41 Yeah so Can I help you
00:21 I don't know about this George I mean I don't know...
00:35 Friends
00:37 George
00:22 Well I think the fries are just about done
00:09 George George dear can you come over here for a second
01:07 We've got three shows in the top five