This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop....
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Stanley Spadowski:
[grinning as he spoofs "Network"]
This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes, you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
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This is my new mop
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George my friend he gave me this mop
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It's a pretty good mop It's not as good as my first mop
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I miss my first mop but this is still a good mop
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Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you
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'cause life is like a mop
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and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud
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and bugs and hairballs and stuff
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You you you gotta clean it out
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You you gotta put it in here and rinse it off
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and start all over again and
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and sometimes sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad
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you know a mop a mop
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it's not good enough it's not good enough
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You you gotta get down there like with a toothbrush you know
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and you gotta you gotta really scrub
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You gotta get it off You gotta really try to get it off
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But if that doesn't work if that doesn't work you can't give up
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You gotta you gotta stand right up
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you gotta run to a window and say
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Hey These floors are dirty as hell
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and I'm not gonna take it anymore
Clip duration: 61 seconds
Views: 292
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 05s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.
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