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Stanley Spadowski:
[in the backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door]
Who is it? Head Thug:
I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski:
Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy! [opens the back door, gets yanked through violently] Stanley Spadowski:
[later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs]
I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. 'cause they're real fishy. Sometimes, I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions... 'cause they're good! Killer Thug:
[raises his revolver]
So, uh... do we kill him? Head Thug:
No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while. Easy, easy! Stanley Spadowski:
Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place!
[in the backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door]
Who is it? Head Thug:
I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski:
Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy! [opens the back door, gets yanked through violently] Stanley Spadowski:
[later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs]
I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. 'cause they're real fishy. Sometimes, I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions... 'cause they're good! Killer Thug:
[raises his revolver]
So, uh... do we kill him? Head Thug:
No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while. Easy, easy! Stanley Spadowski:
Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place!
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MAN Got a pizza here for Mr Stanley Spadowski
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Pizza For me
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Oh boy
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I like peppers
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But I love anchovies
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because they're real fishy
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Sometimes I just like to get a pizza
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with nothing on it but anchovies
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No peppers or olives or onions
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Just anchovies 'cause they're good
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So are we going to kill him
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No The boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while
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Easy easy
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Hey wait a minute
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You guys aren't from the pizza place
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Movie Summary
An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.
