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What do you got there, Bob? It's the ratings! Don't tell me we actually made the list....

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[Bob opens a piece of mail and looks at the mail in shock] George Newman: What do you got there, Bob? Bob Steckler: It's the ratings! George Newman: Don't tell me we actually made the list. Bob Steckler: We're number one. George Newman: Say what? Bob Steckler: We beat the networks. This is unbelievable. Look at these notes. We got three shows in the top 5. "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" went through the roof. Do you known what this means? We're finally going to make some real money. George, we are the number one station in town! [They both scream for excitement] Movie Announcer: There's lots of fun coming your way this weekend on U-62. First, slam to your way to health as you "Stay Fit" with Mike and Spike! Next, everybody's favorite: Chef Bernie invites you to go "Bowling for Burgers"! Sunday, be a part of the excitement as we premiere our new dazzling game show, "Strip Solitaire"! And then, join us for hilarious fun on the all new "Practical Jokes and Bloopers"! And you won't want to miss "Celebrity Mud Wrestling" with special guest: Mikhail Gorbachev! It's a whole new weekend on U-62, the reason television was invented! Stanley Spadowski: [chuckles] Be there!


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Say what
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W we beat out the networks
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Th this is unbelievable Look at these numbers
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We've got three shows in the top five
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Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse went through the roof
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He got a 60 share Do you know what this means
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We're finally gonna have some real money
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George we're the number one station in town
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BOTH Ahh
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ANNOUNCER There's lots of fun coming your way
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this weekend on U 62
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First slam your way to health
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as you Stay fit With Mike and Spike
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Next everybody's favorite Chef Bernie invites you to go
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Bowling for Burgers
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Sunday be a part of the excitement
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as we premiere our dazzling new game show
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Strip solitaire
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And then join us for some hilarious fun on the all new
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Practical Jokes and Bloopers
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And you won't want to miss Celebrity Mud Wrestling
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with this week's special guest Mikhail Gorbachev
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Whoa
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ANNOUNCER It's a whole new weekend on U 62
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the reason television was invented

Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 207
Timestamp in movie: 00h 53m 55s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: An unemployed visionary becomes the manager of a local television station. The station becomes a success, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor.


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