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Umjolo: There is No Cure

After former pageant queen works on a memoir after losing her title for exposing a scandal.

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Mthunzi Dubazana

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comedy, drama, romance

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Nombulelo Mhlongo

Busisiwe Mtshali

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Because I think her writing style is
absolutely amazing. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Because I think her writing style is absolutely amazing.

-Are you even writing any of this down?
-Yes, of course I am. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Are you even writing any of this down? -Yes, of course I am...

Yeah, and I mean, I've just…
I've always known what I like, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Yeah, and I mean, I've just… I've always known wha...

And I'm grateful
that you gave in to this process. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And I'm grateful that you gave in to this process.

And thank you for letting me in. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And thank you for letting me in.

-Are we sure that this is still work?
-What do you mean, Buhle? - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Are we sure that this is still work? -What do you mean, Buh...

…I've been telling her my whole life story
starting from A, okay, all the way to Z. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

…I've been telling her my whole life story starting fro...

Sometimes, you know… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Sometimes, you know…

I enjoy getting to be me.
I love the life I've built for myself. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I enjoy getting to be me. I love the life I've built fo...

You see, it's just that sometimes
I fear that the truth is I'm not me. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You see, it's just that sometimes I fear that the truth...

I'm hiding behind this persona
so that people don't see the real me. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I'm hiding behind this persona so that people don'...

So it's refreshing
to be able to talk to someone. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

So it's refreshing to be able to talk to someone.

Thoko, I… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Oh, my gosh. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Okay, I think that-- - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Okay, I think that--

Ladies and gentlemen, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm gonna choose just one table
that will come up and perform for us. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I'm gonna choose just one table that will come up and p...

-The lucky table to come and sing is…
-Thoko, I won't do that. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-The lucky table to come and sing is… -Thoko, I won't d...

…table number… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

…table number…

Please give it up
for table number three. Come on, guys. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Please give it up for table number three. Come on, guys.

-Come.
-There you go. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Come. -There you go.

Suited for each other
Suited for each other - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Suited for each other Suited for each other

A singer once said to me, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

A singer once said to me,

They blossom before they bloom." - Umjolo: There is No Cure

They blossom before they bloom."

Like what? Something is happening,
but I won't say too much. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Like what? Something is happening, but I won't say too ...

I'll be… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Well, I won it at karaoke.
-You? - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Well, I won it at karaoke. -You?

Suited for each other
Suited for each other - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Suited for each other Suited for each other

You know, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You know what, Buhle?
Things are starting to look up a little. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You know what, Buhle? Things are starting to look up a littl...

Okay, so that means tonight
we're going to that party, right, buddy? - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Okay, so that means tonight we're going to that party, ...

You haven't done a single public event,
you know, since that… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You haven't done a single public event, you know, since...

You know, private-party vibes,
celebrities will be there. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You know, private-party vibes, celebrities will be there.

-Networking. Come on, T.
-Buhle, I hear you, right, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Networking. Come on, T. -Buhle, I hear you, right,

And also, it would be nice for you
to be answering questions for a change. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And also, it would be nice for you to be answering questions...

Easy there, you're also a celebrity.
I'll see you now. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Easy there, you're also a celebrity. I'll see you ...

Yeah, and guess who the entertainment
is for these guests today. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Yeah, and guess who the entertainment is for these guests to...

My name is Nana, not "sweetheart." - Umjolo: There is No Cure

My name is Nana, not "sweetheart."

So you're the mysterious
researcher who stole my friend from me. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

So you're the mysterious researcher who stole my friend...

I mean… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I tell you, I can't believe - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I tell you, I can't believe

When you see my hair, compliment it - Umjolo: There is No Cure

When you see my hair, compliment it

Are beautiful - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I'm serious. I'm also going, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I'm serious. I'm also going,

Well, to me,
you'll always be Miss South Africa, so… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Well, to me, you'll always be Miss South Africa, so…

My Thoko is beautiful - Umjolo: There is No Cure

My Thoko is beautiful

I am in love with Thoko Duma. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I am in love with Thoko Duma.

And I have been since the very first day
I met her in my bookshop. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And I have been since the very first day I met her in my boo...

Okay. You know, Buhle, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Okay. You know, Buhle,

-Thoko, I'm so sorry.
-No. Please. Don't say sorry. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Thoko, I'm so sorry. -No. Please. Don't say sorry...

I was munching on licorice.
Man, I had no clue they were edibles. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I was munching on licorice. Man, I had no clue they were edi...

Here's a little something
to deal with the hangover - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Here's a little something to deal with the hangover

And I'm sorry for the-- - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And I'm sorry for the--

It's not a party until somebody
climbs on the table and dances - Umjolo: There is No Cure

It's not a party until somebody climbs on the table and...

I'm grateful to you all,
but I'm going to have to leave. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I'm grateful to you all, but I'm going to have to ...

Okay, so please let me know
when you arrive… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Okay, so please let me know when you arrive…

Nana… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You said… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

God, no. I… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Yeah.
-I wouldn't… I don't… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Yeah. -I wouldn't… I don't…

It was stupid of me
to ask that from you. It's okay. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

It was stupid of me to ask that from you. It's okay.

Who leaves edibles out like that - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Who leaves edibles out like that

Without giving even a warning
or a sign that says, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Without giving even a warning or a sign that says,

The question we should be asking is, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

The question we should be asking is,

But besides all of that, like… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

But besides all of that, like…

So, she asked me if I meant it,
and I panicked. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

So, she asked me if I meant it, and I panicked.

Why? You said you like her
so much though. You said you-- - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Why? You said you like her so much though. You said you--

And I can't even tell her that I'm Liana, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And I can't even tell her that I'm Liana,

-We're worlds apart, Zweli.
-Look, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-We're worlds apart, Zweli. -Look,

And if you're right,
and she doesn't want you, it's her loss. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And if you're right, and she doesn't want you, it&...

So, Nana, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

As you can see, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

As you can see,

Because I prefer
when I'm connecting with my work. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Because I prefer when I'm connecting with my work.

You know, I feel like - Umjolo: There is No Cure

You know, I feel like

-Okay. Yes.
-Gentle. Right. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

-Okay. Yes. -Gentle. Right.

It's so good,
I may ask you for a little takeaway. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

It's so good, I may ask you for a little takeaway.

Now tell us, our dearest,
lovely, Miss South Africa. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Now tell us, our dearest, lovely, Miss South Africa.

No, I want to know,
and the people also want to know. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

No, I want to know, and the people also want to know.

Okay. Right, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And we don't have enough time
to dive into the topic today. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

And we don't have enough time to dive into the topic to...

I am, however, writing a tell-all book
that will be out soon. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I am, however, writing a tell-all book that will be out soon...

I want to apologize
to the whole of South Africa - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I want to apologize to the whole of South Africa

I'm sorry to Miss Kenya, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I'm sorry to Miss Kenya,

I do know that my behavior
was not good at all. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

I do know that my behavior was not good at all.

No, I just mean I think, you know,
she wasn't your type. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

No, I just mean I think, you know, she wasn't your type...

Well, yes,
she is a little anxious, I won't lie, - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Well, yes, she is a little anxious, I won't lie,

Nana doesn't care at all about celebrity. - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Nana doesn't care at all about celebrity.

Yeah, I was so surprised
when she asked me on a date. I was like… - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Yeah, I was so surprised when she asked me on a date. I was ...

Do you know that people actually - Umjolo: There is No Cure

Do you know that people actually

"Say what you want to say about Thoko,
but she's the prettiest Miss SA." - Umjolo: There is No Cure

"Say what you want to say about Thoko, but she's t...

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After former pageant queen works on a memoir after losing her title for exposing a scandal.

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Director: Mthunzi Dubazana

Writer: Thuli Zuma

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2025

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ImdbRating: 4.7

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Released: 14 Feb 2025

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