Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt...

Elijah Price: Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

What'd-What'd I say? Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt... with my name printed on it? Did you see a little Asian child with a blank expression sitting outside... in a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store... and you must think you're in a toy store because... you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Now, one of us has made a gross error... and wasted the other person's valuable time. This is an art gallery, my friend... and this is a piece of art. We're by appointment only. - I got a card from this store. - Congratulations. You have a mailbox. The exhibition isn't for two weeks. This one was under the windshield wiper of my car. How certain are you that you've never taken ill? Seventy-five percent. Well, that's not certain at all, is it? That's hole number one. I'm going to be extremely skeptical about all this.