I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart....
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[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who's got a big unsightly growth on her face] Anita:
I'm Anita Hoargarth. Buck Russell:
[Staring at it]
I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!
I'm Anita Hoargarth. Buck Russell:
[Staring at it]
I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!
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I'm Anita Hoargarth
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Buck Melanoma Moley Russell's wart
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Not her wart not her wart I'm the wart
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She's my tumor my growth my my pimple
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I'm Uncle Wart
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Buck Wart Russell that's what they call me
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Or melanoma head They'll call me that
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Melanoma head's coming
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I'm Uncle Maizy Russell's uncle
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Movie Summary
Buck Russell, a lovable but slovenly bachelor, suddenly becomes the temporary caretaker of his nephew and nieces after a family emergency. His freewheeling attitude soon causes tension with his older niece Tia, loyal girlfriend Chanice and just about everyone else who crosses his path.
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Buck Russell
