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"Undercover Brother" quotes

Undercover Brother poster
When "The Man" tries to derail a black candidate's presidential campaign, Undercover Brother and his fellow secret agents come to the rescue.

Director: Malcolm D. Lee
Writer: John Ridley, Michael McCullers
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $39,089,928
Released: 31 May 2002
Awards: 1 win & 7 nominations

53 video clips

Sistah GirlConspiracy BrotherUndercover BrotherSmart BrotherWhite She-devilLanceMr. FeatherThe ChiefThe Man
This is Undercover Brother Hey how you doing - Undercover Brother 00:41 This is Undercover Brother Hey how you doing You know what they say - Undercover Brother 00:14 You know what they say What happened to you He had sex with a white girl that's what - Undercover Brother 00:20 What happened to you He had sex with a white girl... You mess with the 'fro you got to go - Undercover Brother 00:05 You mess with the 'fro you got to go Who's there Kung - Undercover Brother 00:10 Who's there Kung It's a great day for black people of all races - Undercover Brother 00:05 It's a great day for black people of all races The water's cold Water cold - Undercover Brother 00:04 The water's cold Water cold He shouldn't have called me a sissy - Undercover Brother 00:06 He shouldn't have called me a sissy General Surrender Colonel here comes the General - Undercover Brother 00:04 General Surrender Colonel here comes the General Once you've had Undercover Brother - Undercover Brother 00:06 Once you've had Undercover Brother Jesus Christ black man - Undercover Brother 00:14 Jesus Christ black man Smart Brother if you so damn smart - Undercover Brother 00:16 Smart Brother if you so damn smart You know he does have a point about that Colonel - Undercover Brother 00:11 You know he does have a point about that Colonel Okay how did the white boy get a job - Undercover Brother 00:09 Okay how did the white boy get a job I feel black - Undercover Brother 00:09 I feel black You trying to kill me If you're going to pass in white America - Undercover Brother 00:08 You trying to kill me If you're going to pass in white... Would you like to be my friend - Undercover Brother 00:04 Would you like to be my friend Hold it - Undercover Brother 00:04 Hold it Hey this isn't Taco Bell - Undercover Brother 00:04 Hey this isn't Taco Bell Hi What you mean Hi - Undercover Brother 00:16 Hi What you mean Hi Hey Don't be dissing me - Undercover Brother 00:05 Hey Don't be dissing me I used to work for the Pentagon - Undercover Brother 00:06 I used to work for the Pentagon A Soul Train reject with a Robin Hood complex - Undercover Brother 00:05 A Soul Train reject with a Robin Hood complex And I'm tired of you disrespecting me - Undercover Brother 00:15 And I'm tired of you disrespecting me Yeah it's my first day Mine too - Undercover Brother 00:04 Yeah it's my first day Mine too So wait let me get this straight - Undercover Brother 00:18 So wait let me get this straight That's right It's goin' to the streets Hey y'all - Undercover Brother 00:34 That's right It's goin' to the streets Hey... Chief Jay Z is doing Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits - Undercover Brother 00:17 Chief Jay Z is doing Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough - Undercover Brother 00:26 I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough There's times for falling apart and there's times for getting funky - Undercover Brother 00:12 There's times for falling apart and there's times... That Feather went out like a sucka - Undercover Brother 00:08 That Feather went out like a sucka Honey Yeah - Undercover Brother 00:08 Honey Yeah What it is Chief - Undercover Brother 00:03 What it is Chief Hell's wrong with you bringing a white girl in my house - Undercover Brother 00:05 Hell's wrong with you bringing a white girl in my house No it's once you go black you don't go back - Undercover Brother 00:05 No it's once you go black you don't go back Smart Brother am I gonna die - Undercover Brother 00:06 Smart Brother am I gonna die There'll be another day to fight The Man - Undercover Brother 00:04 There'll be another day to fight The Man I am not - Undercover Brother 00:06 I am not Now that you're working for us - Undercover Brother 00:04 Now that you're working for us It's time to release our secret weapon - Undercover Brother 00:10 It's time to release our secret weapon Holy moly looks like the Source Awards in here - Undercover Brother 00:06 Holy moly looks like the Source Awards in here Atomic core eh - Undercover Brother 00:17 Atomic core eh Congratulations Mr Feather - Undercover Brother 00:08 Congratulations Mr Feather You see what's happening - Undercover Brother 00:10 You see what's happening Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here - Undercover Brother 00:05 Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here Didn't you cause about a bazillion dollars worth of damage - Undercover Brother 00:10 Didn't you cause about a bazillion dollars worth of... Undercover Brother are you okay - Undercover Brother 00:15 Undercover Brother are you okay I made us some sandwiches Extra mayo for me please - Undercover Brother 00:06 I made us some sandwiches Extra mayo for me please Hi Ton ja - Undercover Brother 00:25 Hi Ton ja Chief various brother agents - Undercover Brother 00:29 Chief various brother agents But Sistah Girl's right We got to get the hell out of here man - Undercover Brother 00:10 But Sistah Girl's right We got to get the hell out of... Like having sex with white girls - Undercover Brother 00:05 Like having sex with white girls Say it loud I'm black and I'm proud - Undercover Brother 00:06 Say it loud I'm black and I'm proud

Cast

Undercover Brother - Eddie Griffin
Mr. Feather - Chris Kattan
White She Devil - Denise Richards
Sistah Girl - Aunjanue Ellis
Conspiracy Brother - Dave Chappelle
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