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Why did you bring me here? You know I do not drink
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United States of Al

Why did you bring me here?You know I do not drink

Why did you bring me here?
You know I do not drink

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Why did you bring me here? You know I do not drink.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:30
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Chuck Lorre Productions,Warner Bros. Television

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Movie Summary

The friendship between Riley, a Marine combat veteran struggling to readjust to civilian life in Ohio, and Awalmir, the Afghan interpreter who served with his unit and has just arrived to start a new life in America.
S01 • E05 I was a C.S. on the USS Elrod. Did two med deployments. - United States of Al 00:04
I was a C.S. on the USS Elrod. Did two med deployments.
S01 • E05 You, too.I watched - United States of Al 00:09
You, too.I watched
S01 • E05 Hey, in my defense, - United States of Al 00:05
Hey, in my defense,
S01 • E05 So, you said you were - United States of Al 00:06
So, you said you were
S01 • E05 Hmm. Maybe he did. We don't know. - United States of Al 00:04
Hmm. Maybe he did. We don't know.
S01 • E05 I'll write down my number in case you ever need - United States of Al 00:04
I'll write down my number in case you ever need
S01 • E05 When I was a little boy, - United States of Al 00:04
When I was a little boy,
S01 • E05 It was so fancy they served Coca-Cola with dinner. - United States of Al 00:04
It was so fancy they served Coca-Cola with dinner.
S01 • E05 So, my parents-- they shared one bottle - United States of Al 00:05
So, my parents-- they shared one bottle
S01 • E05 We all brought our cups, - United States of Al 00:05
We all brought our cups,
S01 • E05 We took tiny sips, and every time we took a sip, - United States of Al 00:08
We took tiny sips, and every time we took a sip,
S01 • E05 I get it. You want to keep me here. - United States of Al 00:04
I get it. You want to keep me here.
S01 • E05 Maybe "Half-ghanistan." - United States of Al 00:09
Maybe "Half-ghanistan."
S01 • E05 Sounds like a banjo, but I'm betting it isn't. - United States of Al 00:05
Sounds like a banjo, but I'm betting it isn't.
S01 • E05 Did you know?Yeah. Why do you think I made you play darts with Walt? - United States of Al 00:05
Did you know?Yeah. Why do you think I made you play darts wi...
S01 • E05 Hey, Lizzie, while you're in there, - United States of Al 00:04
Hey, Lizzie, while you're in there,
S01 • E05 Ah, in a way that makes you sad - United States of Al 00:04
Ah, in a way that makes you sad
S01 • E05 I am so moved that you went to all this trouble - United States of Al 00:04
I am so moved that you went to all this trouble
S01 • E05 If I were to move to Afghanistan - United States of Al 00:08
If I were to move to Afghanistan
S01 • E05 Watching my dad get up off the floor - United States of Al 00:05
Watching my dad get up off the floor