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Unpregnant

If you're gonna shoot your shot, I recommend zipping upyour fly first

If you're gonna shoot your shot, I recommend zipping up
your fly first

Full Transcript

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If you're gonna shoot your shot,
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I recommend zipping up your fly first.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:48
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A 17-year old Missouri teen named Veronica discovers she has gotten pregnant, a development that threatens to end her dreams of matriculating at an Ivy League college, and the career that will follow.
May I please have the burger, but instead of fries, - Unpregnant 00:06
May I please have the burger, but instead of fries,
Okay, so I have $500 set aside for the procedure. - Unpregnant 00:07
Okay, so I have $500 set aside for the procedure.
That leaves $450 for gas, $200 for emergency fund, - Unpregnant 00:07
That leaves $450 for gas, $200 for emergency fund,
Maybe we do a little pre-appointment brunch? - Unpregnant 00:05
Maybe we do a little pre-appointment brunch?
Veronica, you do have an appointment - Unpregnant 00:04
Veronica, you do have an appointment
I... I tried calling, but every time they answered, - Unpregnant 00:07
I... I tried calling, but every time they answered,
Like... like, cool thing I forgot to mention - Unpregnant 00:06
Like... like, cool thing I forgot to mention
That's my mom's asshole boyfriend's car, - Unpregnant 00:11
That's my mom's asshole boyfriend's car,
I don't... I don't think we can bail. - Unpregnant 00:05
I don't... I don't think we can bail.
God shed his grace on thee - Unpregnant 00:05
God shed his grace on thee
And for thy goods with brotherhood - Unpregnant 00:08
And for thy goods with brotherhood
Obviously I cannot be relied on for literally anything, - Unpregnant 00:06
Obviously I cannot be relied on for literally anything,
- Bailey, Bailey, I need you. - Nobody needs me. - Unpregnant 00:05
- Bailey, Bailey, I need you. - Nobody needs me.
Let me just... let me just show you this one thing, - Unpregnant 00:07
Let me just... let me just show you this one thing,
Aggressive ballerina? - Unpregnant 00:05
Aggressive ballerina?
When I asked what kind of trouble - Unpregnant 00:06
When I asked what kind of trouble
We already running kind of late - Unpregnant 00:05
We already running kind of late
We'll take you as far as the fairgrounds, - Unpregnant 00:06
We'll take you as far as the fairgrounds,
Well, either way, we got about two minutes - Unpregnant 00:06
Well, either way, we got about two minutes
Not everybody's gonna find clarity - Unpregnant 00:39
Not everybody's gonna find clarity