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I'm not clever or funny or cool. I... (sobs)
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Unwelcome

I'm not clever or funnyor cool. I... (sobs) I'm just a big, uselessfuckin' spud

I'm not clever or funny
or cool. I... (sobs) I'm just a big, useless
fuckin' spud

Full Transcript

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I'm not clever or funny or cool. I... (sobs)
00:00:06.381 --> 00:00:08.716
I'm just a big, useless fuckin' spud.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:34
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Married couple Maya and Jamie escape their urban nightmare to the tranquility of rural Ireland only to discover malevolent and murderous goblins lurking in the gnarled, ancient wood at the foot of their new garden.
I actually do know, okay? This is what bullies do. - Unwelcome 00:07
I actually do know, okay? This is what bullies do.
They make you think that you're worthless, - Unwelcome 00:07
They make you think that you're worthless,
-You have to tell someone. -No, you can't tell anyone. - Unwelcome 00:06
-You have to tell someone. -No, you can't tell anyone.
-I won't tell anyone. -(exhales) - Unwelcome 00:07
-I won't tell anyone. -(exhales)
My da says the English are all selfish, greedy cunts, - Unwelcome 00:10
My da says the English are all selfish, greedy cunts,
Oh, did he now? (chuckles) - Unwelcome 00:05
Oh, did he now? (chuckles)
No one's ever been this kind to me before. - Unwelcome 00:05
No one's ever been this kind to me before.
-(sinister music playing) -(Eoin grunts) - Unwelcome 00:08
-(sinister music playing) -(Eoin grunts)
No, it's... it's just you and me. - Unwelcome 00:05
No, it's... it's just you and me.
-Maya, where are you...? -(thunder rumbles) - Unwelcome 00:06
-Maya, where are you...? -(thunder rumbles)
I thought I was gonna die. I thought, "This is it." - Unwelcome 00:05
I thought I was gonna die. I thought, "This is it."...
-Who came out of the woods? -And then I screamed for help - Unwelcome 00:06
-Who came out of the woods? -And then I screamed for help
-The Little People? -Yeah, they had these knives - Unwelcome 00:10
-The Little People? -Yeah, they had these knives
Look, is there any chance - Unwelcome 00:06
Look, is there any chance
-But this is... -No, no. He was dragged here. - Unwelcome 00:05
-But this is... -No, no. He was dragged here.
He attacked you, you kicked him in the balls, - Unwelcome 00:08
He attacked you, you kicked him in the balls,
Maya. Maya. Try and see this from my point of view, okay? - Unwelcome 00:05
Maya. Maya. Try and see this from my point of view, okay?
-(normal voice) What? -You know, since that night, - Unwelcome 00:07
-(normal voice) What? -You know, since that night,
Yeah. And I was beaten, too, but you don't see me... - Unwelcome 00:05
Yeah. And I was beaten, too, but you don't see me...
As they threatened you and my baby - Unwelcome 00:06
As they threatened you and my baby