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'Twas a box of the finest old oak, sir
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Unwelcome

'Twas a box of the finest old oak, sir 'Twas a foot long and four inches wide Says I to...

'Twas a box of the finest old oak, sir 'Twas a foot long and four inches wide Says I to myself, "Fuck the fairies," ha!

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'Twas a box of the finest old oak, sir
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'Twas a foot long and four inches wide
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Says I to myself, "Fuck the fairies," ha!
Duration
18 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:38
Uploaded
Apr 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Married couple Maya and Jamie escape their urban nightmare to the tranquility of rural Ireland only to discover malevolent and murderous goblins lurking in the gnarled, ancient wood at the foot of their new garden.
And I took a quick look inside - Unwelcome 00:27
And I took a quick look inside
(eerie music playing) - Unwelcome 00:05
(eerie music playing)
(Rory) 'Twas an ancient old Irish French letter - Unwelcome 00:15
(Rory) 'Twas an ancient old Irish French letter
-Molly! Come back here now! -(Molly whines) - Unwelcome 00:07
-Molly! Come back here now! -(Molly whines)
Away home now. Stop wasting my time. - Unwelcome 00:06
Away home now. Stop wasting my time.
You feckin' Jackeens! I'll kick your arse for youse! - Unwelcome 00:05
You feckin' Jackeens! I'll kick your arse for yous...
(sobbing) - Unwelcome 00:07
(sobbing)
-What are you now? -(sobbing continues) - Unwelcome 00:25
-What are you now? -(sobbing continues)
(man speaking indistinctly downstairs) - Unwelcome 00:13
(man speaking indistinctly downstairs)
(woman) Yeah, well, if he's not movin' them, - Unwelcome 00:06
(woman) Yeah, well, if he's not movin' them,
Job fell through, so we, uh, thought - Unwelcome 00:06
Job fell through, so we, uh, thought
Okay, um, it's just we would have preferred - Unwelcome 00:06
Okay, um, it's just we would have preferred
Actually... actually, I wasn't. I was terrified. - Unwelcome 00:05
Actually... actually, I wasn't. I was terrified.
So, you're gonna be starting - Unwelcome 00:06
So, you're gonna be starting
Well, the scaffold won't be here till tomorrow, so, uh... - Unwelcome 00:05
Well, the scaffold won't be here till tomorrow, so, uh....
We thought why not make the use of our time - Unwelcome 00:06
We thought why not make the use of our time
Eoin, help your sister with that, will you, - Unwelcome 00:05
Eoin, help your sister with that, will you,
So, you're starting - Unwelcome 00:06
So, you're starting
Use the cutters, for Jaysus's sake, not your teeth. - Unwelcome 00:05
Use the cutters, for Jaysus's sake, not your teeth.
Call me Daddy - Unwelcome 00:04
Call me Daddy