"Up in Smoke" quotes

Up in Smoke poster
Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A., with incompetent Sgt. Stedenko on their trail.

Director: Lou Adler, Tommy Chong
Writer: Tommy Chong, Cheech Marin
Production: Paramount Pictures
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1978
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 15 Sep 1978
Awards: N/A

53 Clips

Is that a joint - Up in Smoke 00:42
Is that a joint
I'm a lead singer - Up in Smoke 01:06
I'm a lead singer
I'll talk to him - Up in Smoke 02:50
I'll talk to him
I'll take it out for you - Up in Smoke 00:18
I'll take it out for you
If you hear some noise in the bedroom - Up in Smoke 00:40
If you hear some noise in the bedroom
I wish we could have had something to celebrate - Up in Smoke 00:22
I wish we could have had something to celebrate
I think we're parked - Up in Smoke 00:15
I think we're parked
I think he's the Antichrist - Up in Smoke 00:13
I think he's the Antichrist
I slept in a ditch last night - Up in Smoke 00:36
I slept in a ditch last night
I love a manly chest - Up in Smoke 00:11
I love a manly chest
I don't feel so good - Up in Smoke 00:52
I don't feel so good
I got some weed straight from Turkey - Up in Smoke 01:15
I got some weed straight from Turkey
You're looking good - Up in Smoke 00:14
You're looking good
You know let's have everybody wear something different - Up in Smoke 00:37
You know let's have everybody wear something different
I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere - Up in Smoke 00:36
I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere
I been smoking since I was born - Up in Smoke 00:43
I been smoking since I was born
Hurry up and get dressed - Up in Smoke 00:17
Hurry up and get dressed
How much does it weigh - Up in Smoke 00:18
How much does it weigh
How long you've been in Mexico - Up in Smoke 00:16
How long you've been in Mexico
How far are you going - Up in Smoke 00:20
How far are you going
Everyone would be dozing off - Up in Smoke 01:22
Everyone would be dozing off
Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man - Up in Smoke 00:19
Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man
Can you hear me - Up in Smoke 01:05
Can you hear me
And then I'm going to take off your shoes - Up in Smoke 00:32
And then I'm going to take off your shoes
You girls need a ride - Up in Smoke 00:27
You girls need a ride
You cleaner than Skeeter's peter - Up in Smoke 00:14
You cleaner than Skeeter's peter
You chili choking pepper belly - Up in Smoke 00:13
You chili choking pepper belly
Why don't you guys admit it - Up in Smoke 00:41
Why don't you guys admit it
While I got you here - Up in Smoke 00:29
While I got you here
Where's your license - Up in Smoke 00:52
Where's your license
Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints - Up in Smoke 00:29
Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints
What's YOUR name - Up in Smoke 00:30
What's YOUR name
What is in this shit - Up in Smoke 01:25
What is in this shit
What was in that shit - Up in Smoke 01:38
What was in that shit
What do you mean - Up in Smoke 00:53
What do you mean
What do you guys want - Up in Smoke 00:51
What do you guys want
Watch your step - Up in Smoke 00:16
Watch your step
This bad low machine is yours - Up in Smoke 00:29
This bad low machine is yours
These uniforms are lame - Up in Smoke 00:26
These uniforms are lame
The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun - Up in Smoke 00:19
The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun
That's my cousin Strawberry - Up in Smoke 00:50
That's my cousin Strawberry
Some asshole pissed on my leg - Up in Smoke 00:13
Some asshole pissed on my leg
She's hitchhiking - Up in Smoke 00:22
She's hitchhiking
Right here would be fine - Up in Smoke 01:35
Right here would be fine
Our agent just phoned from Mexico - Up in Smoke 00:29
Our agent just phoned from Mexico
Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball - Up in Smoke 00:26
Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball
No wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off - Up in Smoke 00:14
No wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off
My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live - Up in Smoke 01:16
My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live
Make way for the new king - Up in Smoke 00:17
Make way for the new king
Look at that man - Up in Smoke 00:18
Look at that man
Let's go get high - Up in Smoke 00:02
Let's go get high
Ladies and gentlemen - Up in Smoke 00:26
Ladies and gentlemen
Kinda grabs ya' by the boo boo - Up in Smoke 00:13
Kinda grabs ya' by the boo boo

Cast

Pedro - Cheech Marin
Mr. Stoner - Strother Martin
Tempest Stoner - Edie Adams
Chauffeur - Harold Fong
Richard - Richard Novo
Jail Bait - Jane Moder
Jail Bait - Pam Bille
Arresting Officer - Arthur Roberts
Judge Gladys Dykes - Marian Beeler
Bailiff - Donald Hotton
Prosecuting Attorney (as Jon Ian Jacobs) - John Ian Jacobs
The Band: Bass - James - Ray Vitte
The Band: Guitar - Duane - Michael Caldwell
The Band: Horns: 1st Trumpet - Juan (as Jose Pulido) - José Pulido
The Band: Horns: 2nd Trumpet - Tom - Ruben Guevara
The Band: Horns: 3rd Trumpet - Ollie - Miguel Murillo
Freak with Basketball - Gary Mule Deer
Strawberry - Tom Skerritt
Ajax Lady - June Fairchild
The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko - Stacy Keach
The Narcs: Harry - Mills Watson
The Narcs: Clyde - Karl Johnson
The Narcs: Murphy - Rick Beckner
Laughing Lady (as Rainbeaux Smith) - Cheryl Smith
Aunt Bolita - Angelina Estrada
Upholstery Shop Foreman - Ernie Fuentes
The Hoods: Factory Boss - Val Avery
The Hoods: Benny - Ben Marino
The Hoods: Toyota Kawasaki - Akemi Kikumura
The Hoods: Border Guard - Joe Creaghe
The Hoods: Border Guard - Roy Stocking
The Nuns: Sister Mary Vogue - Marcia Wolf
The Nuns: Sister Mary Secretary (as Andi Nachman) - Andrea Nachman
The Nuns: Sister Mary Quacker - Betty McGuire
The Nuns: Sister Mary Arabian - Cheryl Jeffrey
The Nuns: Sister Mary Mary - Gayna Shernen
The Nuns: Sister Mary Yuma (as June Creaghe) - June Creeghe
The Nuns: Sister Mary Indian - Patty Proudfoot
Jade East - Zane Buzby
Gloria - Louisa Moritz
Motorcycle Cop - Otto Felix
Rodney Bingenheimer - Rodney Bingenheimer
The Groups - Berlin Brats
The Groups - The Dils
The Groups - The Whores
Roxy Doorman - Kurt Kaufman
Roxy Doorman - David Nelson
Tow Truck Driver - Wayne Hazelhurst
Police Officer (scenes deleted) - Harry Dean Stanton
Woman Playing Guitar - Ellen Barkin
Stoner - David Daniel
Concert Attendee - Sheri Effres
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