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"Up in Smoke" quotes

Up in Smoke poster
Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A., with incompetent Sgt. Stedenko on their trail.

Director: Lou Adler, Tommy Chong
Writer: Tommy Chong, Cheech Marin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1978
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $44,364,244
Released: 15 Sep 1978
Awards: N/A

67 video clips

PedroCurtisArresting OfficerArnold StonerMrs. Tempest StonerManPedro De PacasStrawberryThe Band: Bass - JamesThe Narcs: HarryJade EastDebbieThe GroupsThe Narcs: Sergeant StedenkoRoxy Doorman
Right here would be fine - Up in Smoke 01:35 Right here would be fine What was in that shit - Up in Smoke 01:38 What was in that shit I been smoking since I was born - Up in Smoke 00:43 I been smoking since I was born I'll talk to him - Up in Smoke 02:50 I'll talk to him I'm a lead singer - Up in Smoke 01:06 I'm a lead singer How long you've been in Mexico - Up in Smoke 00:12 How long you've been in Mexico Where's your license - Up in Smoke 00:38 Where's your license Can you hear me - Up in Smoke 00:55 Can you hear me What is in this shit - Up in Smoke 01:07 What is in this shit Here I got something that will mellow you out man - Up in Smoke 00:48 Here I got something that will mellow you out man Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man - Up in Smoke 00:10 Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man What do you guys want - Up in Smoke 01:07 What do you guys want Kawasaki Sergeant Stedenko - Up in Smoke 00:21 Kawasaki Sergeant Stedenko I been smoking since I was born man - Up in Smoke 00:20 I been smoking since I was born man The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun - Up in Smoke 00:16 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun I slept in a ditch last night - Up in Smoke 00:17 I slept in a ditch last night I think we're parked - Up in Smoke 00:16 I think we're parked I got some weed straight from Turkey - Up in Smoke 00:30 I got some weed straight from Turkey Kinda grabs ya' by the boo boo - Up in Smoke 00:12 Kinda grabs ya' by the boo boo Pedro get out here - Up in Smoke 00:12 Pedro get out here This is Toyota Kawasaki - Up in Smoke 00:08 This is Toyota Kawasaki What's YOUR name - Up in Smoke 00:24 What's YOUR name I think he's the Antichrist - Up in Smoke 00:12 I think he's the Antichrist That Nam grass will do it to you man - Up in Smoke 00:11 That Nam grass will do it to you man What do you mean - Up in Smoke 00:25 What do you mean Hey man what are you doing - Up in Smoke 00:09 Hey man what are you doing Look at that man - Up in Smoke 00:17 Look at that man How much does it weigh - Up in Smoke 00:14 How much does it weigh Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball - Up in Smoke 00:08 Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball You know let's have everybody wear something different - Up in Smoke 00:12 You know let's have everybody wear something different This bad low machine is yours - Up in Smoke 00:20 This bad low machine is yours How far are you going - Up in Smoke 00:19 How far are you going No wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off - Up in Smoke 00:10 No wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off Some asshole pissed on my leg - Up in Smoke 00:07 Some asshole pissed on my leg Ah El roacho - Up in Smoke 00:05 Ah El roacho I says ''Uh yeah I guess so'' - Up in Smoke 00:11 I says ''Uh yeah I guess so'' You girls need a ride - Up in Smoke 00:14 You girls need a ride If you hear some noise in the bedroom - Up in Smoke 00:19 If you hear some noise in the bedroom She's hitchhiking - Up in Smoke 00:39 She's hitchhiking Is that a joint - Up in Smoke 00:30 Is that a joint You chili choking pepper belly - Up in Smoke 00:07 You chili choking pepper belly That's my cousin Strawberry - Up in Smoke 00:22 That's my cousin Strawberry You cleaner than Skeeter's peter - Up in Smoke 00:08 You cleaner than Skeeter's peter Bird Starbuck Starbuck - Up in Smoke 00:12 Bird Starbuck Starbuck These uniforms are lame - Up in Smoke 00:22 These uniforms are lame Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints - Up in Smoke 00:25 Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere - Up in Smoke 00:22 I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere Zipping up - Up in Smoke 00:07 Zipping up Our agent just phoned from Mexico - Up in Smoke 00:15 Our agent just phoned from Mexico You're looking good - Up in Smoke 00:08 You're looking good And then I'm going to take off your shoes - Up in Smoke 00:20 And then I'm going to take off your shoes Make way for the new king - Up in Smoke 00:12 Make way for the new king Watch your step - Up in Smoke 00:12 Watch your step I love a manly chest - Up in Smoke 00:12 I love a manly chest Everyone would be dozing off - Up in Smoke 00:46 Everyone would be dozing off Wow This is a neat van - Up in Smoke 00:39 Wow This is a neat van I'll take it out for you - Up in Smoke 00:22 I'll take it out for you My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live - Up in Smoke 00:39 My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live I wish we could have had something to celebrate - Up in Smoke 00:14 I wish we could have had something to celebrate Let's go get high - Up in Smoke 00:11 Let's go get high I don't feel so good - Up in Smoke 00:33 I don't feel so good Ladies and gentlemen - Up in Smoke 00:24 Ladies and gentlemen Why don't you guys admit it - Up in Smoke 00:17 Why don't you guys admit it While I got you here - Up in Smoke 00:13 While I got you here I got no place to go - Up in Smoke 00:12 I got no place to go Summer of love is 1 0 years gone - Up in Smoke 00:19 Summer of love is 1 0 years gone Hurry up and get dressed - Up in Smoke 00:24 Hurry up and get dressed

Cast

Pedro - Cheech Marin
Man - Tommy Chong
Mr. Stoner - Strother Martin
Tempest Stoner - Edie Adams
Chauffeur - Harold Fong
All Cast