Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?

[after picking up Man, Pedro guns his car and takes off down the street] Man Stoner:
Ohhh! Ohhh! Pedro:
Hey, how far you goin' man? Man Stoner:
[points to the curb]
Hey, right here would be fine, man! Pedro:
What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man? Man Stoner:
Wha, you got some speed, man? Pedro:
Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man! Man Stoner:
Oh, wow. Pedro:
[gets it out and hands it to Man]
Here, light that thing up man, let's get chinese-eyed. Man Stoner:
[eying the joint]
Kinda skinny, isn't it? Pedro:
No, it's a heavy duty joint, man. Pedro:
Kinda looks like a toothpick. Pedro:
Naw, it's not a toothpick, man. Man Stoner:
No, it IS a toothpick, man. [hands it back to Pedro] Pedro:
[looking at it, puzzled]
it IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here. [feels around in his pocket] Pedro:
huh... no, that's my dick. [feels around some more] Pedro:
, okay, here you go, man. [hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man] Man Stoner:
[looking at a dinky little joint]
Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. Pedro:
Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?