Hey, hey don't take those, man. ...Wha? I almost gave you the wrong shit, man. Hey, man, I...
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Man Stoner:
Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro:
...Wha?
Man Stoner:
I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro:
Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner:
[laughing in astonishment]
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Pedro:
Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
Man Stoner:
Oh... HU-WOW, MAN!
Pedro:
Hey, what was in that shit, man?
Man Stoner:
You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Pedro:
Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
Man Stoner:
Jeez, I hope you're not busy for about a month...
Pedro:
Hey I've seen those guys walking around my neighborhood that took too much acid, man. The one guy, his head's swelled up like a pumpkin...
Man Stoner:
[referring to the acid Pedro took]
No, that's good acid, man.
Pedro:
Another time, there was this guy...
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Hey, man, am I driving okay?
I think we're parked, man.
Oh, shit.
God damn, what was in that shit, man?
I never had no dope like that
before in my life, man.
That's the heaviest shit
I ever smoked, man.
I mean, I smoked a lot
of shit before, man,
but, God damn, man, that's heavy shit.
You okay?
I can't breathe.
What's the matter?
I can't breathe, man.
Well, just... Well, here. Hey, man.
Hey, hey, I got something
that will mellow you out, man.
You're just freaking out. Here.
- Here.
- I never smoked no shit like that before.
- Take these, man. Take these.
- What?
- This will mellow you out, man.
- What is this?
- What is this, man?
- Just take them, man.
Hey, don't take those, man.
What?
I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Hey, man, I already took them, man.
Hey, what do you mean?
Wow, man.
Hey, what was that shit, man?
You just ate the most acid
I've ever seen anybody eat in my life.
Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
Jeez, I hope you're not busy
for about a month.
Shit, I'm going to die, man.
That stuff's going to make me die, man.
- Oh, man. No, that's good acid, man.
- Hey, man, I never had it before, man.
- It won't hurt you, man.
- It's going to make me freak out, man.
I seen those guys
that walk around my neighborhood
- that had too many acid, man.
- Oh, dude...
Their heads look like a pumpkin,
like that, man.
No, you're okay. Mellow out. Relax, man.
Clip duration: 98 seconds
Views: 322
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, music
Summary: Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A., with incompetent Sgt. Stedenko on their trail.
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02:50 I'll talk to him
00:16 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun
00:10 Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man
00:55 Can you hear me
01:07 What do you guys want
00:16 I think we're parked
00:43 I been smoking since I was born
00:17 I slept in a ditch last night
01:35 Right here would be fine
00:12 Kinda grabs ya' by the boo boo
00:24 What's YOUR name
00:17 Look at that man
00:25 What do you mean
00:30 I got some weed straight from Turkey
00:12 I think he's the Antichrist
00:14 How much does it weigh
00:08 Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball
00:07 Some asshole pissed on my leg
00:12 You know let's have everybody wear something different
01:06 I'm a lead singer