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What do you suggest I tell them?Natalie Keener:Perhaps you're overlooking the positive effects your career transition will have on your childrenBob:The positive effects? I make about ninety grand a year, unemployment is two hundred fifty bucks week is that one of your positive effects? We get to be cozier because I won't be able to pay my mortgage on my house so maybe we can move into a nice one bedroom apartment and I guess without benefits I'll be able to hold my daughter as she suffers from her asthma that I won't be able to afford the medication for herNatalie Keener:Tests have shown that children under moderate trauma tend to apply themselves academically as a method of copingBob:"Go fuck yourself",that's what my kids will thinkRyan Bingham:Your kids' admiration is important to you?Bob:Yeah of courseRyan Bingham:I doubt they ever admired youBob:Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me?Ryan Bingham:I'm not a shrink I'm a wakeup call, I see guys who work at the same company their entire lives guys exactly like you they clock in and they clock out and they never have a moment of happiness you have an opportunity, this is a rebirth, if not for you do it for your children
What do you suggest I tell them?Natalie Keener:Perhaps you're overlooking the positive effects your career transition will have on your childrenBob:The positive effects? I make about ninety grand a year, unemployment is two hundred fifty bucks week is that one of your positive effects? We get to be cozier because I won't be able to pay my mortgage on my house so maybe we can move into a nice one bedroom apartment and I guess without benefits I'll be able to hold my daughter as she suffers from her asthma that I won't be able to afford the medication for herNatalie Keener:Tests have shown that children under moderate trauma tend to apply themselves academically as a method of copingBob:"Go fuck yourself",that's what my kids will thinkRyan Bingham:Your kids' admiration is important to you?Bob:Yeah of courseRyan Bingham:I doubt they ever admired youBob:Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me?Ryan Bingham:I'm not a shrink I'm a wakeup call, I see guys who work at the same company their entire lives guys exactly like you they clock in and they clock out and they never have a moment of happiness you have an opportunity, this is a rebirth, if not for you do it for your children
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What do you suggest I tell them
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Perhaps you're underestimating the positive effect
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that your career transition can have on your children
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The positive effect
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I make about 90 grand a year now
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Unemployment is what 250 bucks a week
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Is that one of your positive effects
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Well we'll get to be cozier
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because I'm not gonna be able to pay my mortgage on my house
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So maybe we can move into a nice fucking
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one bedroom apartment somewhere
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And I guess without benefits
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I'll be able to hold my daughter as she you know suffers from her asthma
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that I won't be able to afford the medication for
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Well tests have shown that children under moderate trauma
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have a tendency to apply themselves academically
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as a method of coping
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Go fuck yourself
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That's what my kids'll think
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Your children's admiration is important to you
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Yeah Yeah it was
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Well I doubt they ever admired you Bob
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Hey asshole aren't you supposed to be consoling me
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I'm not a shrink Bob I'm a wake up call
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Movie Summary
Corporate downsizing expert Ryan Bingham spends his life in planes, airports, and hotels, but just as he’s about to reach a milestone of ten million frequent flyer miles, he meets a woman who causes him to rethink his transient life.
