Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Who is it? David! Asshole! So, David, you're back...

Samantha Owens: [the girls pile into bed after having a pillow fight and start jokingly chanting the incantation] Bloody Mary. [the girls giggle and chuckle and she says it again] Samantha Owens: Bloody Mary. [the girls giggle again and she says it the last time] Samantha Owens: Bloody Mary. Martha - Samantha's Friend #1: [a vision of Bloody Mary appears outside the house and they hear tapping on the window; the girls scream] Who is it? Samantha Owens: [sees David enter] David! Martha - Samantha's Friend #1: [throws a pillow at him] Asshole! [David catches it, flips the light on, and sits on the couch] Samantha Owens: So, David, you're back early. Shouldn't you still be at the dance? I'm sure it's still going on. David Owens: Oh, yeah well... I was there long enough not to see any of you. Samantha Owens: Well, we didn't want to go to that stupid popularity contest. David Owens: And why is that? Oh, 'cause you couldn't get dates? Martha - Samantha's Friend #1: Yep. That's exactly what happened. The football team put us on the blacklist. Samantha Owens: We could've gone! We preferred to stay here and have some female bonding. David Owens: [David looks down Mindy's top and sees her cleavage] Hey, Mindy. Nice. [David winks] Mindy - Samantha's Friend #2: [looking disgusted and uncomfortable] Shut up! Samantha Owens: [looks shocked and disgusted] David! David Owens: [He gets up from the couch and moves towards the girls] Oh, and just so you guys get it right, Candyman ripped off Bloody Mary in the first place. Not the other way around. [He winks and exits] Mindy - Samantha's Friend #2: [after David leaves] How long was your brother outside listening to us? Martha - Samantha's Friend #1: Long enough to masturbate. Samantha Owens: Not long at all then. [the girls giggle]