"Vacation" quotes

Vacation poster
Hoping to bring his family closer together and to recreate his childhood vacation for his own kids, a grown up Rusty Griswold takes his wife and their two sons on a cross-country road trip to the coolest theme park in America, Walley World. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.

Director: John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
Writer: Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley, John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $58,884,188
Released: 29 Jul 2015
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

65 Clips

It's on your guitar - Vacation 00:07 It's on your guitar What happened with that perv who was hitting on you in Arkansas - Vacation 00:16 What happened with that perv who was hitting on you in... If you're up for it I can always use an extra set of hands - Vacation 00:20 If you're up for it I can always use an extra set of hands That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer - Vacation 00:20 That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer I think I know my wife pretty well - Vacation 00:18 I think I know my wife pretty well Is that a swastika on there - Vacation 00:07 Is that a swastika on there What's Mom doing - Vacation 00:35 What's Mom doing Tri Pi motherfuckers - Vacation 00:06 Tri Pi motherfuckers I was a Tri Pi a long time ago - Vacation 00:29 I was a Tri Pi a long time ago Never heard that laugh before - Vacation 00:29 Never heard that laugh before It makes me sick how you deviants show up and desecrate this holy place every night - Vacation 00:09 It makes me sick how you deviants show up and desecrate this... These people are clearly in the state of Colorado - Vacation 00:25 These people are clearly in the state of Colorado I was happy to do it - Vacation 00:31 I was happy to do it It's no big deal - Vacation 00:21 It's no big deal What's wrong with you - Vacation 00:44 What's wrong with you He doesn't save anybody's life - Vacation 00:12 He doesn't save anybody's life No one's calling me old - Vacation 00:11 No one's calling me old Can we go home now - Vacation 00:07 Can we go home now We're going to Walley World - Vacation 00:09 We're going to Walley World I don't know - Vacation 00:39 I don't know I don't see why not - Vacation 00:16 I don't see why not There was a hole in the side of my stall - Vacation 00:07 There was a hole in the side of my stall I love you - Vacation 00:23 I love you You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet - Vacation 00:11 You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet Are there helmets - Vacation 00:12 Are there helmets Doesn't matter - Vacation 00:10 Doesn't matter I am not going to stand here like a little bitch - Vacation 00:07 I am not going to stand here like a little bitch You never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck - Vacation 00:11 You never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front... If Vin Diesel can do it - Vacation 00:14 If Vin Diesel can do it I have a penis What - Vacation 00:06 I have a penis What No one's calling me old Fuck you - Vacation 00:07 No one's calling me old Fuck you Hey what happened with that perv who was hitting on you in Arkansas - Vacation 00:13 Hey what happened with that perv who was hitting on you in... Sure thing If you're up for it I can always use an extra set of hands - Vacation 00:15 Sure thing If you're up for it I can always use an extra set... That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey - Vacation 00:20 That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't have done any of those things - Vacation 00:17 I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't have... Honey is that a swastika on there - Vacation 00:06 Honey is that a swastika on there I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so - Vacation 00:28 I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so Never heard that laugh before I don't like it - Vacation 00:28 Never heard that laugh before I don't like it You have such a vagina - Vacation 00:23 You have such a vagina These people are clearly in the state of Colorado That's my jurisdiction - Vacation 00:21 These people are clearly in the state of Colorado That's my... I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week - Vacation 00:27 I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week It's no big deal We'll just tell Stone and Audrey what happened - Vacation 00:20 It's no big deal We'll just tell Stone and Audrey what... So what do you feel like doing - Vacation 00:35 So what do you feel like doing He doesn't save anybody's life Doesn't he - Vacation 00:12 He doesn't save anybody's life Doesn't he Can we go home now - Vacation 00:04 Can we go home now We're driving to Walley World - Vacation 00:07 We're driving to Walley World Maybe for lunch we could find a burger place - Vacation 00:31 Maybe for lunch we could find a burger place Think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse I don't see why not - Vacation 00:12 Think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse I don't see why... There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory hole - Vacation 00:05 There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory... Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went to college - Vacation 00:22 Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went... You could make hot water come out of the cold faucet - Vacation 00:05 You could make hot water come out of the cold faucet Are there helmets - Vacation 00:08 Are there helmets No you're not gonna fight - Vacation 00:06 No you're not gonna fight I've never even heard of the original vacation Doesn't matter - Vacation 00:08 I've never even heard of the original vacation Doesn't... You never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck - Vacation 00:10 You never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front... Just thought we could all sing Seal together like normal families do - Vacation 00:05 Just thought we could all sing Seal together like normal... You know how Dad If Vin Diesel can do it so can I - Vacation 00:05 You know how Dad If Vin Diesel can do it so can I I can't believe it's you - Vacation 01:05 I can't believe it's you I don't like it - Vacation 01:34 I don't like it You have such a vagina - Vacation 01:13 You have such a vagina What do you feel like doing - Vacation 00:39 What do you feel like doing Maybe for lunch we can find a burger place - Vacation 00:33 Maybe for lunch we can find a burger place Do you think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse - Vacation 00:40 Do you think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse I thought it'd be fun for the kids to see where you went to college - Vacation 00:58 I thought it'd be fun for the kids to see where you went to... I've never even heard of the original vacation - Vacation 00:27 I've never even heard of the original vacation

Cast

Rusty Griswold - Ed Helms
Debbie Griswold - Christina Applegate
James Griswold - Skyler Gisondo
Kevin Griswold - Steele Stebbins
Stone Crandall - Chris Hemsworth
Audrey Crandall - Leslie Mann
Clark Griswold - Chevy Chase
Ellen Griswold - Beverly D'Angelo
Trucker - Norman Reedus
Jack Peterson - Keegan-Michael Key
Nancy Peterson - Regina Hall
Sheila Peterson (as E'myri Crutchfield) - Emyri Crutchfield
Gary Peterson - Alkoya Brunson
Colorado Cop - Nick Kroll
Utah Cop - Tim Heidecker
Arizona Cop - Kaitlin Olson
New Mexico Cop - Michael Peña
Ferrari Girl (as Hannah Davis) - Hannah Jeter
Harry Co-Pilot - David Clennon
Mom on Plane - Kirstin Ford
Boy on Plane - Ethan Maher
Chelsea - Nadine Avola
Shuttle Driver - Valerie Payton
Husky Lady at Monument - O'Clair Alexander
Man at Monument - Miles Doleac
Woman at Monument - Holly Gardner
Furious Husband - R.F. Daley
Furious Wife - Elizabeth Fendrick
Male Guest #1 - Michael H. Cole
Female Guest #1 - Brooke Jaye Taylor
Male Guest #2 - Matthew Cornwell
Wally World Kid #2 - Mitchell Warren
Ride Operator - John Francis Daley
Plane Passager - Miguel Caxeta
Boobs Woman - Libby Blanton
Fraternity Guy - Igor Bondaruk
Park Visitor - Devlon Chandler Jr.
Park Visitor - Arinitra Chandler
Park Visitor - Ashuntyonna Chandler
EMT Paramedic - Tarik Chernet
Man in Balloon Suit / Drummer - Marshall Choka
Festival Dancer - Saundra Coller
Airport Traveler - John Crosby
Park Visitor - Todd Davis
Airplane Passenger - Nancy DeMars
Airport Traveler - Saige Donaldson
Bodypaint Woman - Dawn Douglas
Speedo Gigolo - Sacha A. Dzuba
Hawaiian Guy - Rick Ericson
Sorority Girl - Tiffany Furbee
Four Corners Man - Fred Galle
Airport Traveler - Tahseen Ghauri
Wally World Dad - Jeff Glover
Police Officer - Faneal Godbold
Hot Tub Guy - Jonathan Goldstein
Airport Traveler - Brian Gonzalez
Gas Station Clerk - Brandon Michael Hale
Disappointed Family - Caitlin Halliburton
Raver Chick - Jas Hardy
Festival Partier - Rory Healy
Police Officer - Walter Hendrix III
Cyclist - Lauren Hough
Airport Crowd with Car - Kimberly Hester Huffstetler
Firefighter - Ethan Jago
Festival Goer - Barry W. Jerald Jr.
Festival Goer - Catherine Jerald
Disappointed Family - Marie Joelyn
Young Debbie Griswold - Emily Kincaid
Reporter - Omar Lagudali
Walley World Visitor - Cameron Lawson
Festival Goer - Amanda Leigh
Festival Dude Sam - Samm Levine
Park Ranger - Rick Lite
Fraternity Guy - Eric McCrea
Airport Traveler - Ryan McNeil
Monument Man - Dana Clark McPherson
Frat Guy - Roger Neal
Festival Partier - Kevin J. O'Connor
Nudist - M.V. Oliphant
Festival Guy with Mohawk / Airport Traveler - Paul Michael Pouler
Airport Traveler - Tina Redmond
Airport Traveler - Anthony J Sacco
Upscale Driver - Patti Schellhaas
Navigation - Joe Seo
Firefighter - Blake Sewell
Drummer - Dianne Starkey
Airport Traveler - Carol Anne Taylor
Airport Traveler - Mike Taylor
Firefighter / Airport Traveler / Jesterman - Ruben Vidal
Four Corners Woman - Deborah Wilkins