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"Vacation" quotes

Vacation poster
Rusty Griswold takes his own family on a road trip to "Walley World" in order to spice things up with his wife and reconnect with his sons.

Director: John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
Writer: Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley, John Hughes
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $58,884,188
Released: 29 Jul 2015
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations
What's Mom doing - Vacation 00:35 What's Mom doing Tri Pi motherfuckers - Vacation 00:06 Tri Pi motherfuckers It makes me sick how you deviants show up and desecrate this holy place every night - Vacation 00:09 It makes me sick how you deviants show up and desecrate this... I have a penis What - Vacation 00:06 I have a penis What No one's calling me old Fuck you - Vacation 00:07 No one's calling me old Fuck you Hey what happened with that perv who was hitting on you in Arkansas - Vacation 00:13 Hey what happened with that perv who was hitting on you in... Sure thing If you're up for it I can always use an extra set of hands - Vacation 00:15 Sure thing If you're up for it I can always use an... That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey - Vacation 00:20 That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't have done any of those things - Vacation 00:17 I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't... Honey is that a swastika on there - Vacation 00:06 Honey is that a swastika on there I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so - Vacation 00:28 I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so Never heard that laugh before I don't like it - Vacation 00:28 Never heard that laugh before I don't like it You have such a vagina - Vacation 00:23 You have such a vagina These people are clearly in the state of Colorado That's my jurisdiction - Vacation 00:21 These people are clearly in the state of Colorado... I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week - Vacation 00:27 I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week It's no big deal We'll just tell Stone and Audrey what happened - Vacation 00:20 It's no big deal We'll just tell Stone and Audrey... So what do you feel like doing - Vacation 00:35 So what do you feel like doing He doesn't save anybody's life Doesn't he - Vacation 00:12 He doesn't save anybody's life Doesn't he Can we go home now - Vacation 00:04 Can we go home now We're driving to Walley World - Vacation 00:07 We're driving to Walley World Maybe for lunch we could find a burger place - Vacation 00:31 Maybe for lunch we could find a burger place Think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse I don't see why not - Vacation 00:12 Think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse I don't... There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory hole - Vacation 00:05 There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory... Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went to college - Vacation 00:22 Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went... You could make hot water come out of the cold faucet - Vacation 00:05 You could make hot water come out of the cold faucet Are there helmets - Vacation 00:08 Are there helmets No you're not gonna fight - Vacation 00:06 No you're not gonna fight I've never even heard of the original vacation Doesn't matter - Vacation 00:08 I've never even heard of the original vacation... You never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck - Vacation 00:10 You never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front... Just thought we could all sing Seal together like normal families do - Vacation 00:05 Just thought we could all sing Seal together like normal... You know how Dad If Vin Diesel can do it so can I - Vacation 00:05 You know how Dad If Vin Diesel can do it so can I

Cast

Rusty Griswold - Ed Helms
Debbie Griswold - Christina Applegate
James Griswold - Skyler Gisondo
Kevin Griswold - Steele Stebbins
Stone Crandall - Chris Hemsworth