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Um, as you can see, I'm currently with child
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Vacation Friends

Um, as you can see,I'm currently with child, which is, like, actually insanebecause Ron...

Um, as you can see,
I'm currently with child, which is, like, actually insane
because Ron and I were told that kids, like, weren't gonna be
in the cards for us

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Um, as you can see, I'm currently with child,
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which is, like, actually insane because Ron and I were told that kids,
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like, weren't gonna be in the cards for us.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:30
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An uptight couple makes friends with a rowdy couple while on vacation in Mexico, but their friendship takes an awkward turn when they get back home.
Without going into too much detail, it was a semen issue. - Vacation Friends 00:04
Without going into too much detail, it was a semen issue.
Not like my friend Sue's husband - Vacation Friends 00:05
Not like my friend Sue's husband
So it's more kind of like what's in the shots that's the problem. [chuckles] - Vacation Friends 00:08
So it's more kind of like what's in the shots that...
Because even if these two choose to not have kids of their own, - Vacation Friends 00:11
Because even if these two choose to not have kids of their o...
But something super magical happened when we were in Mexico. - Vacation Friends 00:05
But something super magical happened when we were in Mexico.
And, Marcus, you are destined to play a really important part in our child's life. - Vacation Friends 00:06
And, Marcus, you are destined to play a really important par...
I am so excited to announce to all of you that this baby is-- - Vacation Friends 00:07
I am so excited to announce to all of you that this baby is-...
-It's mine. -[guests gasping, murmuring] - Vacation Friends 00:09
-It's mine. -[guests gasping, murmuring]
I was taught by them to step up and do what's right, and I'm doing it. - Vacation Friends 00:05
I was taught by them to step up and do what's right, an...
Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico where we met these two. - Vacation Friends 00:05
Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico where we met these two.
And, uh, one night, we got really drunk. - Vacation Friends 00:05
And, uh, one night, we got really drunk.
Like, like insanely drunk, like really fucked up. - Vacation Friends 00:06
Like, like insanely drunk, like really fucked up.
I was toe up, and things got a little, um… a little weird. - Vacation Friends 00:07
I was toe up, and things got a little, um… a little weird.
Sexually. It got sexually weird. - Vacation Friends 00:05
Sexually. It got sexually weird.
Which led to me unintentionally, 'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this, - Vacation Friends 00:10
Which led to me unintentionally, 'cause it wasn't ...
We just wanted to share with you that it's a boy, - Vacation Friends 00:09
We just wanted to share with you that it's a boy,
You're not the father. He's not the father. I am. [chuckles] - Vacation Friends 00:09
You're not the father. He's not the father. I am. ...
Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna run and jump off the cliff into the water. - Vacation Friends 00:05
Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna run and jump off the ...
Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like, - Vacation Friends 00:06
Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like,
[Marcus clears throat, smacks lips] - Vacation Friends 00:12
[Marcus clears throat, smacks lips]