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Val

A criminal on the run breaks into the home of a high class escort, only to realize nothing is as it seems.

Director

Aaron Fradkin

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Genre

comedy, horror, thriller

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Dread,Epic Pictures Group,Social House Films

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Uh, we don’t have anything
written in the agreement, - Val

Uh, we don’t have anything written in the agreement,

If that’s what
the court order says, - Val

If that’s what the court order says,

Well, the...
that happens every single time - Val

Well, the... that happens every single time

And if you’re willing
to do that, - Val

And if you’re willing to do that,

I’m not willing
to experience it in my home - Val

I’m not willing to experience it in my home

I’m not blowing off steam.
I’m speaking directly - Val

I’m not blowing off steam. I’m speaking directly

If you’re unwilling
to negotiate with me, - Val

If you’re unwilling to negotiate with me,

I’ll lodge a legal complaint
with the sheriff’s department - Val

I’ll lodge a legal complaint with the sheriff’s department...

If I have to legally
bring them back by 6:00, - Val

If I have to legally bring them back by 6:00,

Happy Easter from New Mexico. - Val

Happy Easter from New Mexico.

It’s really interesting
in acting, - Val

It’s really interesting in acting,

You say yes
and agree to do a film, - Val

You say yes and agree to do a film,

They become final
if you verbally agree. - Val

They become final if you verbally agree.

Actual life
that you’re agreeing to... - Val

Actual life that you’re agreeing to...

They-they actually buy your... - Val

They-they actually buy your...

The Indians thought
that-that a photograph - Val

The Indians thought that-that a photograph

All these stories about - Val

All these stories about

Spoiled and immature, - Val

Spoiled and immature,

- Let that man alone!
- I’m guessing - Val

- Let that man alone! - I’m guessing

You’re not difficult - Val

You’re not difficult

I’m frustrated because what I
have to do isn’t getting filmed - Val

I’m frustrated because what I have to do isn’t getting filme...

Yeah, if you know how to act, - Val

Yeah, if you know how to act,

You, ’cause you’re dangerous. - Val

You, ’cause you’re dangerous.

The only thing
that I’ve obligated myself to - Val

The only thing that I’ve obligated myself to

I didn’t want to address
also being a politician. - Val

I didn’t want to address also being a politician.

You don’t turn down Batman. - Val

You don’t turn down Batman.

Val is a puzzle inside - Val

Val is a puzzle inside

Keep in mind that you are going
to preboard the aircraft... - Val

Keep in mind that you are going to preboard the aircraft...

A1 through 30 on your left.
A31 through 60 on your right. - Val

A1 through 30 on your left. A31 through 60 on your right.

If you have a boarding pass
with a B or C, - Val

If you have a boarding pass with a B or C,

The reason I’m wearing an AZ hat - Val

The reason I’m wearing an AZ hat

Right now she doesn’t have
anyone to cremate her. - Val

Right now she doesn’t have anyone to cremate her.

Don’t... don’t get my dress.
Don’t get me wet. - Val

Don’t... don’t get my dress. Don’t get me wet.

That’s not funny, and it’s
not kind, and it’s not nice. - Val

That’s not funny, and it’s not kind, and it’s not nice....

Yo... you got me. - Val

Yo... you got me.

These ones or the big ones? - Val

These ones or the big ones?

Hey, Val,
here’s something for you. - Val

Hey, Val, here’s something for you.

I wrote something nice
last night all about her style. - Val

I wrote something nice last night all about her style.

Her hairdo and her jewelry... - Val

Her hairdo and her jewelry...

But I had a vision - Val

But I had a vision

The kind of acting that
I’m really interested in, - Val

The kind of acting that I’m really interested in,

So it’s a strange feeling,
because I can’t really complain. - Val

So it’s a strange feeling, because I can’t really complain....

You can’t, uh,
complain about jobs - Val

You can’t, uh, complain about jobs

Then they just think you’re
crazy or a pig or something. - Val

Then they just think you’re crazy or a pig or something.

So, uh, - Val

And the business changes
all the time, so... - Val

And the business changes all the time, so...

And I’m in...
I’m still interested - Val

And I’m in... I’m still interested

It’s very hard
in the movie business - Val

It’s very hard in the movie business

I just ended up in sort of
constant conflicts with people - Val

I just ended up in sort of constant conflicts with people

I was looking for
a big American story to direct. - Val

I was looking for a big American story to direct.

I came across - Val

I spent ten years writing
the screenplay on and off. - Val

I spent ten years writing the screenplay on and off.

When I got close
to finishing the script, - Val

When I got close to finishing the script,

I play the character
of Mark Twain, - Val

I play the character of Mark Twain,

He was also
the first stand-up comedian. - Val

He was also the first stand-up comedian.

It’s very hard to write
a good movie, - Val

It’s very hard to write a good movie,

Uh, I might even... I might
even go further than that, - Val

Uh, I might even... I might even go further than that,

In order to bring Twain
to life onstage, - Val

In order to bring Twain to life onstage,

And at the time, I was in
a lot of debt from the divorce, - Val

And at the time, I was in a lot of debt from the divorce,

The only thing I had
of significant value - Val

The only thing I had of significant value

It was going to be my legacy - Val

It was going to be my legacy

I made the impossible choice - Val

I made the impossible choice

If a man picks up a cat - Val

If a man picks up a cat

Man is the only animal
that blushes, - Val

Man is the only animal that blushes,

Civilization is
the limitless multiplication - Val

Civilization is the limitless multiplication

If you had to pick a narrator
for the story of America, - Val

If you had to pick a narrator for the story of America,

A more qualified man, because... - Val

A more qualified man, because...

He really understood everything. - Val

He really understood everything.

Please forgive me
if you’re having trouble - Val

Please forgive me if you’re having trouble

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - Val

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ It’s getting dark,
too dark to see ♪ - Val

♪ It’s getting dark, too dark to see ♪

There ain’t no laughter
in heaven. - Val

There ain’t no laughter in heaven.

- Bang!
- ♪ Knock, knock, knockin’ ♪ - Val

- Bang! - ♪ Knock, knock, knockin’ ♪

You know the difference between - Val

You know the difference between

In the casino, - Val

I took a measureless pride - Val

I took a measureless pride

I lost my brother. - Val

I lost my brother.

I stopped writing - Val

I stopped writing

Twain had to go
on the road to pay his debts. - Val

Twain had to go on the road to pay his debts.

In a one-man show, - Val

In a one-man show,

I can probably
self-finance the movie - Val

I can probably self-finance the movie

Yes, yes. I’ve been
meeting producers here, - Val

Yes, yes. I’ve been meeting producers here,

♪ Knock, knock, knockin’... ♪ - Val

♪ Knock, knock, knockin’... ♪

Was away, uh,
our youngest daughter, - Val

Was away, uh, our youngest daughter,

Susy, died of a broken heart - Val

Susy, died of a broken heart

And my wife took ill
and she also passed. - Val

And my wife took ill and she also passed.

I used my influence - Val

I used my influence

Drowned in a bathtub in 1909. - Val

Drowned in a bathtub in 1909.

My poor Ophelia - Val

My poor Ophelia

How do you heal a broken heart? - Val

How do you heal a broken heart?

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A criminal on the run breaks into the home of a high class escort, only to realize nothing is as it seems.

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Director: Aaron Fradkin

Writer: Aaron Fradkin, Victoria Fradkin

Production: Dread,Epic Pictures Group,Social House Films

Genre: comedy, horror, thriller

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Oct 2021

Awards: N/A

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