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I play the characterof Mark Twain, who was arguablyAmerica’s greatest writer

Val • 2021
I play the character
of Mark Twain, who was arguably
America’s greatest writer

Full Transcript

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I play the character of Mark Twain,
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who was arguably America’s greatest writer.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:29:31
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
Dread,Epic Pictures Group,Social House Films

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Movie Summary

A criminal on the run breaks into the home of a high class escort, only to realize nothing is as it seems.
He was also the first stand-up comedian. - Val 00:04
He was also the first stand-up comedian.
It’s very hard to write a good movie, - Val 00:07
It’s very hard to write a good movie,
Uh, I might even... I might even go further than that, - Val 00:08
Uh, I might even... I might even go further than that,
In order to bring Twain to life onstage, - Val 00:07
In order to bring Twain to life onstage,
And at the time, I was in a lot of debt from the divorce, - Val 00:06
And at the time, I was in a lot of debt from the divorce,
The only thing I had of significant value - Val 00:11
The only thing I had of significant value
It was going to be my legacy - Val 00:06
It was going to be my legacy
I made the impossible choice - Val 00:10
I made the impossible choice
If a man picks up a cat - Val 00:09
If a man picks up a cat
Man is the only animal that blushes, - Val 00:07
Man is the only animal that blushes,
Civilization is the limitless multiplication - Val 00:08
Civilization is the limitless multiplication
If you had to pick a narrator for the story of America, - Val 00:09
If you had to pick a narrator for the story of America,
A more qualified man, because... - Val 00:06
A more qualified man, because...
He really understood everything. - Val 00:04
He really understood everything.
Please forgive me if you’re having trouble - Val 00:07
Please forgive me if you’re having trouble
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - Val 00:25
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ It’s getting dark, too dark to see ♪ - Val 00:25
♪ It’s getting dark, too dark to see ♪
There ain’t no laughter in heaven. - Val 00:04
There ain’t no laughter in heaven.
- Bang! - ♪ Knock, knock, knockin’ ♪ - Val 00:16
- Bang! - ♪ Knock, knock, knockin’ ♪
You know the difference between - Val 00:07
You know the difference between