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Great Well my name is Julia and I'm gonna be your server tonightWhy don't I get started with a few specialsYes pleaseTonight the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying stinking

Valentine's Day

I'll have the salmon

Valentine's Day • 2010

Julia Fitzpatrick:
My name is Julia. And I'm gonna be your server tonight. Why don't I get started with a few specials?Pamela Copeland:Yes, please.Julia Fitzpatrick:Tonight the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the Lying, Stinking, Pig.Pamela Copeland:You're kidding! How is that cooked?Julia Fitzpatrick:He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles and he chops them up really finely, teeny, tiny pieces. And then he takes those testicles and he pulverizes them and adds in a little arugula. Some sage, feta cheese, and shoves the mixture back up the pig's well, for lack of a better word, ass.Pamela Copeland:Really?Julia Fitzpatrick:Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart. The cold, useless, tiny, little heart. Then fillets it on either side and it's a nice amuse bouche.Pamela Copeland:I'll have the salmon

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Great Well my name is Julia and I'm gonna be your server tonight

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Why don't I get started with a few specials

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Yes please

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Tonight the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying stinking pig

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You're LAUGHS You're kidding

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How is that cooked

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He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles

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and he chops them up really finely

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teeny tiny pieces

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And then he takes those testicles and he pulverizes them

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and adds in a little arugula some sage um feta cheese

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and shoves the mixture back up the pig's

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Well for lack of a better word ass

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Really Yeah

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Then he cuts out the heart the cold useless tiny little heart

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Then uh fillets it on either side and it's a nice amuse bouche

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SIGHS

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I'll have the salmon

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جوليا في خدمتك اللية

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لما لا أخبركم بشئ جميل الليلة

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نعم بالطبع

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الليلة سنطبخ خنزير نتن وكاذب

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أنتي تمزحين كيف يتم ذلك

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سوف نقوم بتقطيعه اربا اربا وتجربته

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وتكون هذه التجربة بعصره وطبخه

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ونضيف إليه بعض الأشياء

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ونطحنه ونخلطه مرارا وتكرارا

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ولا يوجد أفضل من ركله مع مؤخرته

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حقا نعم

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وبعدها نأخذه للتجميد

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ونضيف معه البطاطا والخضروات

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أريده سلمون إنه اختيارك

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Je m'appelle Julia et je serai votre serveuse ce soir

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Quelques spécialités pour commencer

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S'il vous plaît

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Le chef propose un plat qu'il appelle le sale porc menteur

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Une blague Comment ça se cuisine

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Il coupe les testicules du porc

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et il les hache en tout petits morceaux

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Et puis il pulvérise ces testicules

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il ajoute de la roquette de la sauge

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de la feta et il renfonce le mélange

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tout au fond du pas d'autre mot que cul du porc

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Vraiment

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Et puis il sort le minuscule c ur froid et inutile

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et le découpe pour en faire un amuse bouche

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Je prends du saumon

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Baik Namaku Julia dan aku akan menjadi pelayan anda malam ini

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Bagaimana kalau aku mulai dengan beberapa menu istimewa

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Ya silahkan

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Malam ini chef menyiapkan masakan yang dia sebut babi pembohong yang bau

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Kau bercanda Bagaimana cara memasaknya Dia mulai dengan memotong testikel babi

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lalu dia iris tipis tipis

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Dan kemudian dia ambil testikel itu lalu dilumatkan

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kemudian ditambah arugula beberapa lembar daun sage

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keju feta dan campuran itu dimasukkan

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kembali ke dalam babi

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Kata yang lebih tepatnya di bokong babi itu

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Benarkah Ya Lalu dia memotong hatinya

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yang dingin kecil dan tak berguna itu

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lalu diiris tipis di kedua sisinya dan jadilah makanan yang nikmat

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Aku pesan salmon saja Pilihan yang bagus

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Me llamo Julia y seré su camarera esta noche

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Empezaré con algunos especiales

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Sí por favor

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Esta noche el chef tiene un plato que llama el asqueroso cerdo mentiroso

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Bromea Cómo lo prepara

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Empieza cortando los testículos del cerdo

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y los pica en pedacitos diminutos

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Y luego toma esos testículos y los pulveriza

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y agrega un poco de rúcula un poco de salvia

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queso feta y le mete la mezcla de nuevo

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por el

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Bueno por falta de una mejor palabra culo

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De veras Sí Luego le saca el corazón

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el frío inútil y diminuto corazón

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y lo corta en filetes a cada lado y es un buen entremés

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Yo quiero el salmón Buena elección

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Benim adım Julia Bu akşamki garsonunuz olacağım

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Spesiyallerle başlayayım mı

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Evet lütfen

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Bu akşam şefin öyalancı pis domuzö adını verdiği bir yemeğimiz var

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Hadi canım Nasıl yapılıyor

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Önce domuzun hayalarını kesiyor

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sonra da küçücük parçalar halinde kesiyor

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Sonra o hayaları un ufak edip

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biraz roka biraz adaçayı

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ve beyaz peynir karıştırıp

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ve tekrar domuzun şeyine sokuyor

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daha iyi bir kelime olmadığı için kıçına

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Sahi mi Evet Sonra kalbini söküyor

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soğuk işe yaramaz küçük kalbini

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fileto halinde kesince çok lezzetli oluyor

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Ben somon alayım Güzel seçim

Available in 6 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

1,685

Timestamp in Movie

01:22:14

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.

Actors

Julia Fitzpatrick

Jennifer Garner

Pamela Copeland

Katherine LaNasa