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Liz:
Oh, God.Jason:That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.Liz:It's not what you thinkJason:Really?Jason:Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.Liz:No. No, no, no, no, no, no.Jason:What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.Liz:I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.Jason:Like... phone sex?Liz:Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...Jason:Why didn't you tell me?Liz:OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.Jason:OK. I'm out.Liz:Are you gonna call me?Jason:Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.Jason:I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that
Oh, God.Jason:That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.Liz:It's not what you thinkJason:Really?Jason:Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.Liz:No. No, no, no, no, no, no.Jason:What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.Liz:I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.Jason:Like... phone sex?Liz:Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...Jason:Why didn't you tell me?Liz:OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.Jason:OK. I'm out.Liz:Are you gonna call me?Jason:Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.Jason:I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that
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That is a really unusual way to talk to your boss
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It's not what you think
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Really Oh awesome
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Because what I think it is is you leaving me at dinner
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to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley So
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No No no no no no
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What a relief to know you're not someone
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who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty cat tongue
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I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer
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Like phone sex Yes
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This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex
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Surprise
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Why didn't you tell me
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Okay um
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I'm broke I have a hundred K student loan
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I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off
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I have no health insurance
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And so if you know of a job that will pay a poetry major
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more than 40 an hour with her clothes on I'm all ears
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Okay
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I'm out No Are you gonna call me
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Well you know I'd like to say yes but
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I don't know if I can afford it
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I'm sorry that was I'm sorry
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Come on you know I didn't mean that
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Movie Summary
Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.

