Oh, God. That is a really weird way to talk to your boss. It's not what you think Really?...
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[finishes phone sex conversation and turns around]
Liz:
Oh, God.
Jason:
That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.
Liz:
It's not what you think
Jason:
Really?
[feigned sigh]
Jason:
Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.
Liz:
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
[feign sigh]
Jason:
What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
Liz:
I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.
Jason:
Like... phone sex?
Liz:
Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...
Jason:
Why didn't you tell me?
Liz:
OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
Jason:
OK. I'm out.
Liz:
Are you gonna call me?
Jason:
Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.
[beat; Liz turns, Jason chases]
Jason:
I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
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lt's not what you think Really Oh awesome
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Because what l think it is is you leaving me to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley So
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No no no What a relief to know
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you're not someone who licks people with their scratchy kitty cat tongue
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I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer
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Like phone sex Yes
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This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex
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Surprise
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Why didn't you tell me
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Okay
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I'm broke l have a hundred K student loan I have no idea how l'm going to pay off
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I have no health insurance
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So if you know of a job that will pay a poetry major
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more than 40 an hour with her clothes on l'm all ears
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Okay
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l'm out Are you gonna call me
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Well you know I'd like to say yes but
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l don't know if I can afford it
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I'm sorry that was l'm sorry
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Come on you know I didn't mean that I'm just This is like
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 133
Timestamp in movie: 01h 31m 57s
Uploaded: 26 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.
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