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What's there to hateNothing if you're a handsome divorced doctorBut for the rest of us single women it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slapIt's the universe saying Look remember when you were 14and you

Valentine's Day

Oh, I would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. And then I would...

Valentine's Day • 2010

Dr. Harrison Copeland:
What's there to hate?Julia Fitzpatrick:Nothing, if you're a handsome, divorced doctor, but for the rest of us single women, it's kind of a giant cosmic bitchslap. It's like the universe saying, look, remember when you were fourteen and you had cystic acne and braces and you played the saxophone in the marching band and no one would invite you to the winter formal? Well nothing's changed.Dr. Harrison Copeland:Oh, I would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. And then I would prescribe Retin-A for your skin

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What's there to hate

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Nothing if you're a handsome divorced doctor

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But for the rest of us single women it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap

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It's the universe saying Look remember when you were 14

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and you had cystic acne and braces

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and you played the saxophone in the marching band

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and no one would invite you to the winter formal

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Well nothing's changed

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Aw

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I would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal

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And then I would prescribe Retin A for your skin

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إنها محبطة قليلا في الواقع

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ماذا تكره

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لاشيئ اذا أنك طبيب وجميل انها مطلقة

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بالنسبة للنساء العازبات فهذه صفعة قوية لهن

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الجميع قالوا تذكروا عندما كان عمرها14 عاما

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كانت تلعب و انضمت إلى فرقة موسيقية في المدرسة

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وليس هناك أحد يستدعى في فصل الشتاء

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فلا شيئ يتغير

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أود أن أقتل كل رؤسائي لأخذك معي للرقص

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لأرى بشرتك المشعة والجميلة

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Qu'y a t il à détester

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Rien quand on est un beau médecin divorcé

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Pour nous femmes célibataires c'est une gifle cosmique

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Comme si l'univers disait Rappelle toi tes 14 ans

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ton acné tes bagues aux dents quand tu jouais du saxo à l'école

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et que personne ne t'invitait au bal de fin d'année

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Rien n'a changé

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Je ramperais sur du verre pilé pour t'inviter au bal

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Et je prescrirais du Retina pour ta peau

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Sebenarnya itu hari yang murung Apa yang dia benci

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Tak ada jika kau dokter yang ganteng dan sudah bercerai

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Tapi bagi kami wanita lajang itu semacam jatuhnya kosmik besar

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Seperti yang alam raya katakan Dengar masih ingat saat kau berumur 14 tahun

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dan kau berjerawat dan berkawat gigi

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dan kau bermain saxophone di marching band

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dan tak ada yang mengajakmu ke pesta musim dingin

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Tak ada yang berubah

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Aku akan merangkak dihamparan pecahan kaca untuk membawamu ke pesta musim dingin

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Dan aku akan menuliskan resep Retin A untuk kulitmu

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Qué tiene para odiar

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Nada si eres un médico divorciado y guapo

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Pero para el resto de las solteras es como una bofetada cósmica gigante

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Es el universo diciendo Recuerdas cuando tenías 14

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y tenías acné y frenillo y tocabas el saxofón en una banda

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y nadie te invitaba a la fiesta de invierno

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Bueno nada ha cambiado

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Me arrastraría sobre vidrio roto para llevarte a la fiesta de invierno

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Y luego te recetaría Retin A para la piel

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Biraz moral bozucu aslında Nefret edecek ne var

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Yakışıklı boşanmış bir doktorsan hiçbir şey

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Biz diğer bekar kadınlar içinse kocaman bir kozmik şamar

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Tabiat sana 14 yaşındaki halini hatırlıyor musun

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Kocaman sivilcen ve diş telin vardı Okul bandosunda saksafon çalıyordun

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Kimse seni okul dansına davet etmiyordu Hiçbir şey değişmedi diyor

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Seni okul dansına götürmek için kırık cam üzerinde sürünürüm

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Sonra da cildin için Retin A yazarım

Available in 6 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

478

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:02

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.

Actors

Dr. Harrison Copeland

Patrick Dempsey

Julia Fitzpatrick

Jennifer Garner