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"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" quotes

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets poster
A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the uni

Director: Luc Besson
Writer: Pierre Christin, Jean-Claude Mézières, Luc Besson
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, fantasy
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $41,189,488
Released: 21 Jul 2017
Awards: 11 nominations

180 video clips

BubbleSergeant LaurelineCommander Arun FilittDoghan-daguiMajor ValerianJolly The PimpIgon SirussPresident Of The World State FederationEmperor Haban-limaïCreature 'bird Woman'Defence Minister
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Our council saw fit to protect citizens first and foremost - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 01:17 Our council saw fit to protect citizens first and foremost I didn't come here to get a makeover - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:14 I didn't come here to get a makeover I leave you my Kingdom - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:16 I leave you my Kingdom We know how humans work They're all so predictable - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:07 We know how humans work They're all so predictable I'm afraid of a kiss - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:09 I'm afraid of a kiss Can I help I'm a good driver - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 Can I help I'm a good driver Ah Bring on the beach - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 Ah Bring on the beach A soldier will always choose death over humiliation - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 A soldier will always choose death over humiliation By the grace of God - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 By the grace of God Ugh Bussin' tables Every artist's worst nightmare - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:08 Ugh Bussin' tables Every artist's worst nightmare I know And I'm fighting for a noble cause too - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 I know And I'm fighting for a noble cause too I'd rather you took me someplace other than a giant trash can - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 I'd rather you took me someplace other than a giant... It's our mission that doesn't make sense Sir - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 It's our mission that doesn't make sense Sir The Alpha Intergalactic Space Station - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:36 The Alpha Intergalactic Space Station And this is a place where we make love not war - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 And this is a place where we make love not war I thank you - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:36 I thank you I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want So what'll it be soldier - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 So what'll it be soldier Look listen I didn't come here to get a makeover - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 Look listen I didn't come here to get a makeover Our council saw fit to protect our citizens first and foremost - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:48 Our council saw fit to protect our citizens first and... I'm allergic to feathers - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 I'm allergic to feathers I suppose since you asked for my hand - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:08 I suppose since you asked for my hand Okay Let's have a look at you - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:51 Okay Let's have a look at you Whoa whoa whoa Easy easy - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:22 Whoa whoa whoa Easy easy Do you have any idea where we're going - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:11 Do you have any idea where we're going And please put on some more appropriate clothing - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 And please put on some more appropriate clothing That converter is government property - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:46 That converter is government property My Ivy League education taught me - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:31 My Ivy League education taught me And a real charmer - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:29 And a real charmer Everything okay - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:09 Everything okay How about we look at the memo one last time - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 How about we look at the memo one last time Completely forgot I have a question for you - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:28 Completely forgot I have a question for you Do you have any idea what they left us - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:15 Do you have any idea what they left us Da! Da! Da! Da! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Da! Da! Da! Da! A soldier will always choose death over humiliation - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 A soldier will always choose death over humiliation Alex, any ideas? - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:15 Alex, any ideas? All the battleships have docked, General. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:16 All the battleships have docked, General. And this is a place where we make love not war - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 And this is a place where we make love not war And please put on some more appropriate clothing - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 And please put on some more appropriate clothing - Anything? - Not yet. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:07 - Anything? - Not yet. - Are we back to full power? - Yes, sir, just now. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 - Are we back to full power? - Yes, sir, just now. - Are they dangerous? - Not really. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 - Are they dangerous? - Not really. Bingo. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:28 Bingo. Bring on the beach - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:03 Bring on the beach Bussing tables every artist's worst nightmare - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 Bussing tables every artist's worst nightmare Bussing tables, every artist's worst nightmare. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:09 Bussing tables, every artist's worst nightmare. By the grace of God - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:03 By the grace of God Can I help I'm a good driver - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:03 Can I help I'm a good driver Captain, we're locked on to you. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:10 Captain, we're locked on to you. Commander, the Council is waiting. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:14 Commander, the Council is waiting. Contact with the enemy. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:08 Contact with the enemy. Da! Da! Da! Da! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:25 Da! Da! Da! Da! Didn't you say that the girl in your dream - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:27 Didn't you say that the girl in your dream Do you have any idea where we're going - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:11 Do you have any idea where we're going Don't you think the hat might be a little bit over the top? - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:25 Don't you think the hat might be a little bit over the ... Everything okay - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:09 Everything okay Explosives in place, General. We are operational. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:28 Explosives in place, General. We are operational. Fetch. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:14 Fetch. General, Major Valerian is an invaluable agent. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:12 General, Major Valerian is an invaluable agent. General, we've picked up the Major's trail again. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:21 General, we've picked up the Major's trail again. Get! Get in! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 Get! Get in! Give this pearl - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:05 Give this pearl Go, fill it in! Fill it in! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:18 Go, fill it in! Fill it in! Ha! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:11 Ha! Here we are. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:09 Here we are. Hey, handsome. You're looking a lot better. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:15 Hey, handsome. You're looking a lot better. Hey, Hey. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:19 Hey, Hey. Hey, I work for the government. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:22 Hey, I work for the government. Hey. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:26 Hey. Hey! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:07 Hey! Hey, Tsûuri. Good to see you again. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:12 Hey, Tsûuri. Good to see you again. Hey you wanna fly - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 Hey you wanna fly Hi. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:13 Hi. Hi, sugar. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:21 Hi, sugar. Hmm. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 Hmm. How about we look at the memo one last time - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:07 How about we look at the memo one last time How can you tell? - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 How can you tell? How do you know that that one has a jellyfish on it? - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:16 How do you know that that one has a jellyfish on it? - How much time left? - Ten seconds! - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:10 - How much time left? - Ten seconds! - 81? - That's it. 81, straight. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:24 - 81? - That's it. 81, straight. I can't believe it. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:14 I can't believe it. I completely forgot I have a question for you - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:28 I completely forgot I have a question for you I deserved that. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:11 I deserved that. - I didn't see the wall. - Need some help? - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:06 - I didn't see the wall. - Need some help? I found the suspect's store. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:07 I found the suspect's store. ♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪ - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:23 ♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪ I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:04 I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want I know And I'm fighting for a noble cause too - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:07 I know And I'm fighting for a noble cause too I lost a lot of personnel getting this for you. - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 00:10 I lost a lot of personnel getting this for you.
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Cast

Major Valerian - Dane DeHaan
Sergeant Laureline - Cara Delevingne
Commander Arun Filitt - Clive Owen
Bubble - Rihanna
Jolly the Pimp - Ethan Hawke
All Cast