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"Valley of the Dolls" quotes

Valley of the Dolls poster
Film version of Jacqueline Susann's best-selling novel chronicling the rise and fall of three young women in show business.

Director: Mark Robson
Writer: Jacqueline Susann, Helen Deutsch, Dorothy Kingsley
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, music, romance
Year: 1967
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Dec 1967
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 5 nominations total

78 video clips

Neely O'haraMiriam PolarHelen LawsonAnne WellesJennifer NorthTed CasablancaLyon BurkeHenry BellamyMiss SteinbergKevin GillmoreTony PolarMan In BarWestern Union BoyEdward - Playhouse BartenderNeely O'hara's Stage ManagerClaude Chardot
Boobies boobies boobies Nothing but boobies - Valley of the Dolls 00:15 Boobies boobies boobies Nothing but boobies But I'm gonna see her again How many times do I have to tell you - Valley of the Dolls 00:18 But I'm gonna see her again How many times do I have to... Who are you hiding from The notices couldn't have been that bad - Valley of the Dolls 01:02 Who are you hiding from The notices couldn't have been... Allison's gotta go I will not let her steal the show She almost did at rehearsal - Valley of the Dolls 00:24 Allison's gotta go I will not let her steal the show... The only hit that comes out of my show is Helen Lawson - Valley of the Dolls 00:14 The only hit that comes out of my show is Helen Lawson But I just sent you 50 last week Mother - Valley of the Dolls 00:58 But I just sent you 50 last week Mother I gotta get up at 5 in the morning and sparkle - Valley of the Dolls 00:06 I gotta get up at 5 in the morning and sparkle Ted Casablanca says he's the joke of the town - Valley of the Dolls 00:19 Ted Casablanca says he's the joke of the town You know you're spending a lot more time than necessary with that fag - Valley of the Dolls 00:22 You know you're spending a lot more time than necessary... It's bad to take liquor with those pills They work faster - Valley of the Dolls 00:11 It's bad to take liquor with those pills They work... Honey I'm sorry That old witch ought to be boiled in oil - Valley of the Dolls 00:08 Honey I'm sorry That old witch ought to be boiled in... Having fun kiddies - Valley of the Dolls 00:22 Having fun kiddies Then I heard she went to Paris to make art films - Valley of the Dolls 00:19 Then I heard she went to Paris to make art films Well what nice fattening thing did you tell Arlene to make tonight - Valley of the Dolls 00:41 Well what nice fattening thing did you tell Arlene to make... I didn't get dough handed to me because of my good cheekbones I worked for it - Valley of the Dolls 00:10 I didn't get dough handed to me because of my good... You've got your new deal and I have my sanity back - Valley of the Dolls 00:14 You've got your new deal and I have my sanity back Did you know you are the most beautiful girl that ever left lipstick in my office - Valley of the Dolls 00:32 Did you know you are the most beautiful girl that ever left... They love Helen Lawson then they love Neely O'Hara - Valley of the Dolls 00:10 They love Helen Lawson then they love Neely O'Hara Who's stoned I'm merely traveling incognito - Valley of the Dolls 00:11 Who's stoned I'm merely traveling incognito Oh God - Valley of the Dolls 00:38 Oh God It's also very tempting - Valley of the Dolls 00:09 It's also very tempting Honey listen It's a rotten business - Valley of the Dolls 00:16 Honey listen It's a rotten business I don't need pills like Neely - Valley of the Dolls 00:30 I don't need pills like Neely Give me that damn you What the hell are you doing in there - Valley of the Dolls 00:41 Give me that damn you What the hell are you doing in there Actually this is a celebration - Valley of the Dolls 00:13 Actually this is a celebration Off stage I hate her but on stage I'm madly in love with her - Valley of the Dolls 00:10 Off stage I hate her but on stage I'm madly in love... Point number one - Valley of the Dolls 00:31 Point number one Anne let's face it all I know how to do is take off my clothes - Valley of the Dolls 00:06 Anne let's face it all I know how to do is take off my... I'll go out the way I came in - Valley of the Dolls 00:10 I'll go out the way I came in Nothing can destroy her talent - Valley of the Dolls 00:09 Nothing can destroy her talent All right faggot start explaining - Valley of the Dolls 00:26 All right faggot start explaining He wants to make pictures I'm gonna heat up the lasagna - Valley of the Dolls 00:09 He wants to make pictures I'm gonna heat up the lasagna Sure I take dolls I gotta sleep - Valley of the Dolls 00:12 Sure I take dolls I gotta sleep Now that it's come I don't feel a thing - Valley of the Dolls 00:13 Now that it's come I don't feel a thing Let's go to your place We'll unhook the phone so Miriam can't bother us - Valley of the Dolls 00:27 Let's go to your place We'll unhook the phone so... I'm Neely O'Hara pal That's me singing on that jukebox - Valley of the Dolls 00:19 I'm Neely O'Hara pal That's me singing on... You stupid ass nurse What are you looking at - Valley of the Dolls 00:09 You stupid ass nurse What are you looking at Tony's father had it I kept hoping it wouldn't hit Tony - Valley of the Dolls 00:10 Tony's father had it I kept hoping it wouldn't hit... Oh yeah the studio wants her to find out why she's so exhausted - Valley of the Dolls 00:31 Oh yeah the studio wants her to find out why she's so... Well I've lost 5 pounds already These pills are really great Jen - Valley of the Dolls 00:19 Well I've lost 5 pounds already These pills are really... Jennifer shame on you - Valley of the Dolls 00:16 Jennifer shame on you I don't need anybody - Valley of the Dolls 00:49 I don't need anybody I used to come here weekends but tonight it's not the same - Valley of the Dolls 00:05 I used to come here weekends but tonight it's not the... Who needs them - Valley of the Dolls 00:13 Who needs them A telegram for a Miss Polar - Valley of the Dolls 00:23 A telegram for a Miss Polar What happened to Neely Are you kidding - Valley of the Dolls 00:33 What happened to Neely Are you kidding Shall I call you a cab - Valley of the Dolls 00:33 Shall I call you a cab The sanitarium was very expensive - Valley of the Dolls 00:12 The sanitarium was very expensive Open the door you're on Neely - Valley of the Dolls 00:24 Open the door you're on Neely One second You have to sign this - Valley of the Dolls 00:27 One second You have to sign this Give me a fountain pen And not one of those lousy ballpoints - Valley of the Dolls 00:12 Give me a fountain pen And not one of those lousy ballpoints You go back and tell that son of a bitch to get off his butt and earn his oats - Valley of the Dolls 00:21 You go back and tell that son of a bitch to get off his butt... Tell me why are you dismissing us so soon - Valley of the Dolls 00:20 Tell me why are you dismissing us so soon Miss Welles a raw recruit always dives for cover at the first burst of enemy fire - Valley of the Dolls 00:30 Miss Welles a raw recruit always dives for cover at the... I can't stop thinking about that audience tonight - Valley of the Dolls 00:31 I can't stop thinking about that audience tonight Mel let's get married - Valley of the Dolls 00:23 Mel let's get married Are you wooing me Mr Burke If you wish to be wooed - Valley of the Dolls 00:15 Are you wooing me Mr Burke If you wish to be wooed I want an unknown A girl to be identified with Gillian products exclusively - Valley of the Dolls 00:16 I want an unknown A girl to be identified with Gillian... She's changed Jen - Valley of the Dolls 00:23 She's changed Jen Now you're just like all the rest of them Success is too big for you - Valley of the Dolls 00:24 Now you're just like all the rest of them Success is... Only in Hollywood do women faint - Valley of the Dolls 00:12 Only in Hollywood do women faint I used to pretend you'd gone bald and fat - Valley of the Dolls 00:14 I used to pretend you'd gone bald and fat I am interested in a young lady with your - Valley of the Dolls 00:28 I am interested in a young lady with your As a man you're always too tired and too full of those damn dolls - Valley of the Dolls 00:24 As a man you're always too tired and too full of those... They're gonna replace you with a younger girl - Valley of the Dolls 00:10 They're gonna replace you with a younger girl What do you want me to do - Valley of the Dolls 00:26 What do you want me to do I'm scared I've forgotten how to sleep without dolls - Valley of the Dolls 00:26 I'm scared I've forgotten how to sleep without... They ordered me to take off my gown I told them to drop dead - Valley of the Dolls 00:08 They ordered me to take off my gown I told them to drop dead In the afternoon we had recreation hour - Valley of the Dolls 00:12 In the afternoon we had recreation hour I started playing checkers with this cute little girl - Valley of the Dolls 00:20 I started playing checkers with this cute little girl Six hundred bucks for a headdress and not a soul will see it - Valley of the Dolls 00:14 Six hundred bucks for a headdress and not a soul will see it What am I gonna do - Valley of the Dolls 00:18 What am I gonna do And you Lyon you'd better watch it - Valley of the Dolls 00:34 And you Lyon you'd better watch it The old star sickness begins to appear No more gratitude just power - Valley of the Dolls 00:09 The old star sickness begins to appear No more gratitude... Tomorrow they have to perform a mastectomy - Valley of the Dolls 00:23 Tomorrow they have to perform a mastectomy Miriam's not gonna like that Who's Miriam - Valley of the Dolls 00:16 Miriam's not gonna like that Who's Miriam You were thinking of marriage Well you know how I feel about that - Valley of the Dolls 00:24 You were thinking of marriage Well you know how I feel about... Look at that face It's all puffy Your eyes are bloodshot - Valley of the Dolls 00:18 Look at that face It's all puffy Your eyes are...

Cast

Anne Welles - Barbara Parkins
Neely O'Hara - Patty Duke
Lyon Burke - Paul Burke
Jennifer North - Sharon Tate
Tony Polar - Tony Scotti
All Cast