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Vampires vs the Bronx

A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.

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Oz Rodriguez

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Miguel Martinez

Bobby Carter

Gerald Jones III

Luis Acosta

Gregory Diaz IV

Vivian

Father Jackson

Frank Polidori

Rita

Tony

Andre

Papo

Vladimir Caamano

Henny

Alexis

Adam David Thompson

Carmen Martinez

Markus

Becky

Tia Maria

Socorro Santiago

Slim

Germar Terrell Gardner

Edmund

Yul

Gloria

Kendra

Toree Alexandre

Jenny

Gladys Carter

Officer Sanders

Officer Lee

Block Party Attendee

Jaime Fernandez

Receptionist

Kid

Henny's Boy

Person Calling Out for Lil Mayor #1

Person Calling Out for Lil Mayor #2

Block Party Guest

Block Party Guest

Joseph Hernandez

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Father Jackson Miguel Martinez Rita Tony

Listen, I appreciate
what you're trying to do, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Listen, I appreciate what you're trying to do,

Man… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Kid trying to get his play on. I bet you
a beer he strike out. Watch this. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Kid trying to get his play on. I bet you a beer he strike ou...

Miguel, I was telling these ladies - Vampires vs the Bronx

Miguel, I was telling these ladies

Yeah, your boy said
he was gonna hook us up - Vampires vs the Bronx

Yeah, your boy said he was gonna hook us up

Um, I'll see about the VIP. Just… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Um, I'll see about the VIP. Just…

I'm working late tonight. Are you sure
you don't want me to call a babysitter? - Vampires vs the Bronx

I'm working late tonight. Are you sure you don't w...

Yo, we gotta get those girls
to show up to the party. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Yo, we gotta get those girls to show up to the party.

- That's how people get shot in the hood.
- You ain't shooting nobody, Lil Mayor. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- That's how people get shot in the hood. - You ain...

Got that good money and got outta here, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Got that good money and got outta here,

Like… - Vampires vs the Bronx

No, don't start with that.
You know I didn't wanna leave. - Vampires vs the Bronx

No, don't start with that. You know I didn't wanna...

Don't see the kid six months,
that's how he says hi. Bam! - Vampires vs the Bronx

Don't see the kid six months, that's how he says h...

"Enter not into the path of the wicked,
and go not in the way of evil men." - Vampires vs the Bronx

"Enter not into the path of the wicked, and go not in t...

Okay, Bobby got into a minor, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Okay, Bobby got into a minor,

- Actually, maybe an eight and a half.
- Come on. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Actually, maybe an eight and a half. - Come on.

Let him be, Slim.
All right, boys. I'll be seeing you. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Let him be, Slim. All right, boys. I'll be seeing you.

- What was that all about?
- Luis, you really making us look soft. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- What was that all about? - Luis, you really making us look...

Henny asked me to do something.
I said no. That's it. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Henny asked me to do something. I said no. That's it.

Oh, I know. You think I'm gonna, like, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Oh, I know. You think I'm gonna, like,

Give me some more flyers, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Give me some more flyers,

No one says they're not gonna call the
cops unless they're gonna call the cops. - Vampires vs the Bronx

No one says they're not gonna call the cops unless they...

- Let's go.
- That white lady is bad news. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Let's go. - That white lady is bad news.

- Yo. Check out the courthouse.
- What's up with that red light? - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Yo. Check out the courthouse. - What's up with that r...

Y'all know how this starts.
Them white people with canvas bags? - Vampires vs the Bronx

Y'all know how this starts. Them white people with canv...

Our boy's back in town
to get away from the hell that is Tampa, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Our boy's back in town to get away from the hell that i...

We are going to wipe you out - Vampires vs the Bronx

We are going to wipe you out

- Embarrassing you in your own home.
- Bro, this is the wild bootleg controller. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Embarrassing you in your own home. - Bro, this is the wild...

He's not crazy. He's just passionate,
with big ideas. You know? - Vampires vs the Bronx

He's not crazy. He's just passionate, with big ide...

In the air, like… like… like…
and then he bit him with fangs, - Vampires vs the Bronx

In the air, like… like… like… and then he bit him with fangs...

- I knew you was lying.
- I dead-ass saw him bite him in the air. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- I knew you was lying. - I dead-ass saw him bite him in the...

And yo, that mirror is dirty as hell. - Vampires vs the Bronx

And yo, that mirror is dirty as hell.

- You got new mirror money?
- Look… - Vampires vs the Bronx

- You got new mirror money? - Look…

It's late, you're bugging, - Vampires vs the Bronx

It's late, you're bugging,

He's bringing bodies in here, Mr. Markus, - Vampires vs the Bronx

He's bringing bodies in here, Mr. Markus,

What's poppin'?
It's your girl Gloria, live, - Vampires vs the Bronx

What's poppin'? It's your girl Gloria, live,

I don't know what's going on,
but take heed from me, - Vampires vs the Bronx

I don't know what's going on, but take heed from m...

- What time you got in last night?
- I'm thinking about nine-ish. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- What time you got in last night? - I'm thinking about...

Aw, that's funny because I was home, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Aw, that's funny because I was home,

Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Look, I know how much you guys love Tony, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Look, I know how much you guys love Tony,

- Yo, mom's a savage!
- Yo, she said you got nasty underwear! - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Yo, mom's a savage! - Yo, she said you got nasty unde...

You know I got that… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You know I got that…

Luis, you're the vampire expert.
You need to tell us everything you know. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Luis, you're the vampire expert. You need to tell us ev...

Vampires are undead immortals
that survive on the blood of the living. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Vampires are undead immortals that survive on the blood of t...

Enclose themselves inside
a protective coffin in total darkness. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Enclose themselves inside a protective coffin in total darkn...

Typically, the vampires
will group their coffins - Vampires vs the Bronx

Typically, the vampires will group their coffins

A vampire can be killed
with a silver or wooden stake to the… - Vampires vs the Bronx

A vampire can be killed with a silver or wooden stake to the...

You know those little round cookies - Vampires vs the Bronx

You know those little round cookies

Put one of those Eucharists
in a vampire's mouth, and he's toast. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Put one of those Eucharists in a vampire's mouth, and h...

Holy water is a repellent as well, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Holy water is a repellent as well,

Tony let the vampire in last night
when he said, "Welcome to Primo Bodega." - Vampires vs the Bronx

Tony let the vampire in last night when he said, "Welco...

They need an invitation to enter, - Vampires vs the Bronx

They need an invitation to enter,

A message from me. You tell him
it's open season on all suckheads. - Vampires vs the Bronx

A message from me. You tell him it's open season on all...

I don't like that look.
You're about to say something stupid. - Vampires vs the Bronx

I don't like that look. You're about to say someth...

Come on, guys. We need proof.
We got this. We're Blades. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Come on, guys. We need proof. We got this. We're Blades...

Yes, I'd like to talk to your manager
about a sponsorship opportunity. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Yes, I'd like to talk to your manager about a sponsorsh...

Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

- We need to get out of here right now.
- I'm looking for evidence. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- We need to get out of here right now. - I'm looking f...

You know, I think
you're putting way too much faith in shit - Vampires vs the Bronx

You know, I think you're putting way too much faith in ...

Well, we're, um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Well, we're, um…

You know, Murnau… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You know, Murnau…

To put it bluntly, - Vampires vs the Bronx

To put it bluntly,

Every last one of you could disappear, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Every last one of you could disappear,

Although, I gotta say, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Although, I gotta say,

Would you believe someone glued a flyer - Vampires vs the Bronx

Would you believe someone glued a flyer

But he's gonna… - Vampires vs the Bronx

But he's gonna…

Well… - Vampires vs the Bronx

We were just talking to Mr. Polidori
about sponsoring the block party, and... - Vampires vs the Bronx

We were just talking to Mr. Polidori about sponsoring the bl...

We have an appointment.
I'm sorry. My mind is… - Vampires vs the Bronx

We have an appointment. I'm sorry. My mind is…

Um…
Thank you for the very generous donation. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Um… Thank you for the very generous donation.

Thirteen floors. Twelve coffins per floor. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Thirteen floors. Twelve coffins per floor.

He came by last night,
wanted to know if we were selling! - Vampires vs the Bronx

He came by last night, wanted to know if we were selling!

- Don't go there, Ma.
- He's… he's a really bad man. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Don't go there, Ma. - He's… he's a really b...

Of course he is. He's in real estate, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Of course he is. He's in real estate,

This Frank Polidori,
he's gon' get us out of this house, - Vampires vs the Bronx

This Frank Polidori, he's gon' get us out of this ...

Y'all can go back
to your nudie search. Hmm. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Y'all can go back to your nudie search. Hmm.

If you don't already believe in vampires,
you're not gonna believe in this. - Vampires vs the Bronx

If you don't already believe in vampires, you're n...

What's poppin', y'all? This is GloTV.
It looks like they got things started - Vampires vs the Bronx

What's poppin', y'all? This is GloTV. It look...

They trying to tell me
these big-ass boxes are Sub-Zero fridges. - Vampires vs the Bronx

They trying to tell me these big-ass boxes are Sub-Zero frid...

- Hey, check out the footprints.
- Word, bro. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Hey, check out the footprints. - Word, bro.

This is the same dude who killed Slim.
I remember his stupid-ass clothes. - Vampires vs the Bronx

This is the same dude who killed Slim. I remember his stupid...

Yo, Bobby, how you not mute your phone?
You almost killed us in there. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Yo, Bobby, how you not mute your phone? You almost killed us...

Great plan, Lil Mayor.
I told you cops wouldn't help for shit. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Great plan, Lil Mayor. I told you cops wouldn't help fo...

What's poppin'? It's your girl Gloria.
We are live and at the scene, - Vampires vs the Bronx

What's poppin'? It's your girl Gloria. We are...

Lil Mayor and his little friends
got caught up with 5-0 for trespassing. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Lil Mayor and his little friends got caught up with 5-0 for ...

His mom had been on him
about some dirty-ass underwear, - Vampires vs the Bronx

His mom had been on him about some dirty-ass underwear,

You broke in. How could you do this?
You know how hard I work? - Vampires vs the Bronx

You broke in. How could you do this? You know how hard I wor...

This man got some real crazy
Illuminati conspiracy theories - Vampires vs the Bronx

This man got some real crazy Illuminati conspiracy theories

Can we please…
can we please just go? - Vampires vs the Bronx

Can we please… can we please just go?

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A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Oz Rodriguez

Writer: Oz Rodriguez, Blaise Hemingway

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2020

MetaScore: 76/100

ImdbRating: 5.7

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 02 Oct 2020

Awards: N/A

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