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Vampires vs the Bronx

A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.

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Oz Rodriguez

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Miguel Martinez

Bobby Carter

Gerald Jones III

Luis Acosta

Gregory Diaz IV

Vivian

Father Jackson

Frank Polidori

Rita

Tony

Andre

Papo

Vladimir Caamano

Henny

Alexis

Adam David Thompson

Carmen Martinez

Markus

Becky

Tia Maria

Socorro Santiago

Slim

Germar Terrell Gardner

Edmund

Yul

Gloria

Kendra

Toree Alexandre

Jenny

Gladys Carter

Officer Sanders

Officer Lee

Block Party Attendee

Jaime Fernandez

Receptionist

Kid

Henny's Boy

Person Calling Out for Lil Mayor #1

Person Calling Out for Lil Mayor #2

Block Party Guest

Block Party Guest

Joseph Hernandez

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Father Jackson Miguel Martinez Rita Tony

You can't see them
in mirrors, photos, or videos. - Vampires vs the Bronx

You can't see them in mirrors, photos, or videos.

Know what?
Forget the video. We have their plans - Vampires vs the Bronx

Know what? Forget the video. We have their plans

Okay, we may have borrowed it, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Okay, we may have borrowed it,

I caught these three
trespassing at the courthouse, - Vampires vs the Bronx

I caught these three trespassing at the courthouse,

Well, the file has been returned.
I suppose no harm was done. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Well, the file has been returned. I suppose no harm was done...

I am Blade! Vampires… - Vampires vs the Bronx

I am Blade! Vampires…

We're going to church to set you right.
And clean up this room! - Vampires vs the Bronx

We're going to church to set you right. And clean up th...

So, my employer has become concerned - Vampires vs the Bronx

So, my employer has become concerned

So, I need you to make some… - Vampires vs the Bronx

So, I need you to make some…

Disturbances significant enough - Vampires vs the Bronx

Disturbances significant enough

'Cause it would negatively impact your
business. I understand that. I can dig it. - Vampires vs the Bronx

'Cause it would negatively impact your business. I unde...

However, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Additionally, there's a matter
of a small piece of personal property - Vampires vs the Bronx

Additionally, there's a matter of a small piece of pers...

We'd like the stolen items returned - Vampires vs the Bronx

We'd like the stolen items returned

Yeah. Listen.
I figured it out. Dude is their familiar. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Yeah. Listen. I figured it out. Dude is their familiar.

Frank. The creepy real estate guy.
He's the vampires' familiar. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Frank. The creepy real estate guy. He's the vampires�...

- What is that? Like, a sun vampire?
- No. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- What is that? Like, a sun vampire? - No.

A familiar is a human servant - Vampires vs the Bronx

A familiar is a human servant

He does a vampire's bidding in exchange
for eventually becoming a vampire himself. - Vampires vs the Bronx

He does a vampire's bidding in exchange for eventually ...

He's making all the deals in the daytime
while the vampires sleep in the nest. - Vampires vs the Bronx

He's making all the deals in the daytime while the vamp...

- Yeah, I don't know.
- I'm trying to help you, bruh. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Yeah, I don't know. - I'm trying to help you, br...

You gon' keep playing
with your little friends, - Vampires vs the Bronx

You gon' keep playing with your little friends,

Well, well, well… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Well, well, well…

Uh… - Vampires vs the Bronx

The one that likes to start melees
and fraternizes with known drug dealers? - Vampires vs the Bronx

The one that likes to start melees and fraternizes with know...

So, can we, uh… - Vampires vs the Bronx

So, can we, uh…

- Is it lame?
- No, nah. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Is it lame? - No, nah.

When their parents were working,
they were here in the bodega, hanging out, - Vampires vs the Bronx

When their parents were working, they were here in the bodeg...

This is the bat that Sammy Sosa,
the pride of San Pedro de Macorís, - Vampires vs the Bronx

This is the bat that Sammy Sosa, the pride of San Pedro de M...

- Wow.
- Which had only been done four times - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Wow. - Which had only been done four times

But that was before he started bleaching
his skin, looking like Count Chocula - Vampires vs the Bronx

But that was before he started bleaching his skin, looking l...

But, yeah.
Check out the store. Peruse my wares, - Vampires vs the Bronx

But, yeah. Check out the store. Peruse my wares,

I got another type of kale,
some flaxseeds. - Vampires vs the Bronx

I got another type of kale, some flaxseeds.

You know? Some organic aloe, - Vampires vs the Bronx

You know? Some organic aloe,

Okay. Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Let me get you a bag. I don't want you
walking around with bare hummus. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Let me get you a bag. I don't want you walking around w...

Oh, uh… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You'll never get them - Vampires vs the Bronx

You'll never get them

Those shits stole my Sprite

We got the holy water,
the Eucharist, and now... Oh. - Vampires vs the Bronx

We got the holy water, the Eucharist, and now... Oh.

- What were y'all doing back there?
- What? No. Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

- What were y'all doing back there? - What? No. Um…

See, y'all better tell me
what's really going on here - Vampires vs the Bronx

See, y'all better tell me what's really going on h...

Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

So… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You wanna be in business,
be a big man and get paid, - Vampires vs the Bronx

You wanna be in business, be a big man and get paid,

Aight, we going
to every store on the block tonight. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Aight, we going to every store on the block tonight.

If they open, rob whoever's
at the register. If they ain't, - Vampires vs the Bronx

If they open, rob whoever's at the register. If they ai...

Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

No, I'm saying,
are you seriously out at night - Vampires vs the Bronx

No, I'm saying, are you seriously out at night

It's actually five vampires
based on the number of coffins we saw. - Vampires vs the Bronx

It's actually five vampires based on the number of coff...

So do you believe me - Vampires vs the Bronx

So do you believe me

We're gonna need some garlic
and some wooden stakes - Vampires vs the Bronx

We're gonna need some garlic and some wooden stakes

It's not your fault… - Vampires vs the Bronx

It's not your fault…

Yo, we gotta go.
Henny's working for Murnau, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Yo, we gotta go. Henny's working for Murnau,

My God, one night with you guys, - Vampires vs the Bronx

My God, one night with you guys,

One… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Luis, Bobby… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You're too kind, Ms… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You're too kind, Ms…

I'm sorry.
I feel so silly just standing out here. - Vampires vs the Bronx

I'm sorry. I feel so silly just standing out here.

Lil Mayor,
why would I want to attack you? - Vampires vs the Bronx

Lil Mayor, why would I want to attack you?

Give it to me before I drain you
like I did your late friend, Tony. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Give it to me before I drain you like I did your late friend...

I'm Vivian Tyrell, - Vampires vs the Bronx

I'm Vivian Tyrell,

It's easier to live somewhere
where no one cares when people disappear. - Vampires vs the Bronx

It's easier to live somewhere where no one cares when p...

If you give me my key back, - Vampires vs the Bronx

If you give me my key back,

We had to go above-market,
and it was an all-cash deal, - Vampires vs the Bronx

We had to go above-market, and it was an all-cash deal,

Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Make another mistake, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Make another mistake,

We gotta show them
that Tony and everyone else matters. - Vampires vs the Bronx

We gotta show them that Tony and everyone else matters.

That's her sarcophagus right there.
If we strike her, we weaken the others. - Vampires vs the Bronx

That's her sarcophagus right there. If we strike her, w...

- What the hell?
- They knew we were coming. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- What the hell? - They knew we were coming.

We have 30 minutes to sundown.
If we can find their hiding place, - Vampires vs the Bronx

We have 30 minutes to sundown. If we can find their hiding p...

Can you tell my mom that I love her… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Can you tell my mom that I love her…

Listen, you tell her… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Listen, you tell her…

I guess you didn't need
to use them VIP passes after all, playa. - Vampires vs the Bronx

I guess you didn't need to use them VIP passes after al...

Not smart, Lil Mayor. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Not smart, Lil Mayor.

- What do we do now?
- Um… - Vampires vs the Bronx

- What do we do now? - Um…

I bought your building
so I could enter and retrieve this key, - Vampires vs the Bronx

I bought your building so I could enter and retrieve this ke...

His ashes have the power - Vampires vs the Bronx

His ashes have the power

One handful of this - Vampires vs the Bronx

One handful of this

You might be rich… - Vampires vs the Bronx

You might be rich…

Useless once again. - Vampires vs the Bronx

Useless once again.

Bobby, Lil Mayor, Bobby, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Bobby, Lil Mayor, Bobby,

You're just a bunch of poor kids - Vampires vs the Bronx

You're just a bunch of poor kids

- Hell, yeah, she got a weave.
- Mm-hm. She ain't fooling nobody. - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Hell, yeah, she got a weave. - Mm-hm. She ain't fooli...

Sorry. I thought… - Vampires vs the Bronx

Sorry. I thought…

- Slow your roll, man. She's 16.
- I don't know. I'm… - Vampires vs the Bronx

- Slow your roll, man. She's 16. - I don't know. I...

Oh, yeah!
Let's hit it. You know what you doing? - Vampires vs the Bronx

Oh, yeah! Let's hit it. You know what you doing?

Let's make sure
people are having a good time, - Vampires vs the Bronx

Let's make sure people are having a good time,

Daywalker, as in Blade the Daywalker
and greatest vampire hunter of all time? - Vampires vs the Bronx

Daywalker, as in Blade the Daywalker and greatest vampire hu...

What's poppin', y'all? It's your girl
Gloria with a final GloTV update. - Vampires vs the Bronx

What's poppin', y'all? It's your girl Gl...

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A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.

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Director: Oz Rodriguez

Writer: Oz Rodriguez, Blaise Hemingway

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2020

MetaScore: 76/100

ImdbRating: 5.7

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 02 Oct 2020

Awards: N/A

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