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This man got some real crazy Illuminati conspiracy theories
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Vampires vs the Bronx

This man got some real crazyIlluminati conspiracy theories to drop with him and his...

This man got some real crazy
Illuminati conspiracy theories to drop with him and his boys,
and I'm ready for it

Full Transcript

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This man got some real crazy Illuminati conspiracy theories
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to drop with him and his boys, and I'm ready for it.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:47
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.
Can we please… can we please just go? - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Can we please… can we please just go?
You can't see them in mirrors, photos, or videos. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
You can't see them in mirrors, photos, or videos.
Know what? Forget the video. We have their plans - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
Know what? Forget the video. We have their plans
Okay, we may have borrowed it, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:11
Okay, we may have borrowed it,
I caught these three trespassing at the courthouse, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
I caught these three trespassing at the courthouse,
Well, the file has been returned. I suppose no harm was done. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Well, the file has been returned. I suppose no harm was done...
I am Blade! Vampires… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
I am Blade! Vampires…
We're going to church to set you right. And clean up this room! - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
We're going to church to set you right. And clean up th...
So, my employer has become concerned - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:09
So, my employer has become concerned
So, I need you to make some… - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
So, I need you to make some…
Disturbances significant enough - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
Disturbances significant enough
'Cause it would negatively impact your business. I understand that. I can dig it. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
'Cause it would negatively impact your business. I unde...
However, - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:10
However,
Additionally, there's a matter of a small piece of personal property - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:07
Additionally, there's a matter of a small piece of pers...
We'd like the stolen items returned - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:07
We'd like the stolen items returned
Yeah. Listen. I figured it out. Dude is their familiar. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Yeah. Listen. I figured it out. Dude is their familiar.
Frank. The creepy real estate guy. He's the vampires' familiar. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:04
Frank. The creepy real estate guy. He's the vampires�...
- What is that? Like, a sun vampire? - No. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
- What is that? Like, a sun vampire? - No.
A familiar is a human servant - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:06
A familiar is a human servant
He does a vampire's bidding in exchange for eventually becoming a vampire himself. - Vampires vs the Bronx 00:05
He does a vampire's bidding in exchange for eventually ...